Aside from that, a few quick notes for the night:
1) Penn State Student Health has offered to provide free emergency contraception to the 110,000 fans who were impregnated by Adrian Clayborn tonight.
3) Not to take anything away from Arkansas State, but October 10 is going to be awesome.
So while we dance around our living room naked, we'll leave you this open thread. Feels pretty damned good.
[From commenter Hawkeye X, in this thread: "I wish I had ten dicks so every team in the Big Ten could suck me at the same time." God bless you, sir.]