GFY, Daryll. Right in the A.

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Sep 26, 2009 2:39 AM CDT Comment 13 comments

4:53. Daryll Clark drops the G-bomb. He seriously says it. And yeah, I know......the first 4 minutes and 52 seconds of the video are totally meaningless. Fluffy asscloud bullshit. The 30 second advertisement makes it even worse. Nobody cares, Southwest Airlines. I would have loved to just pull out the important part and loop it over and over, but I don't know how to do that right now.

My advice is for you to let it load and then fast forward to that shit like it's the Halle Berry titty scene in Swordfish.

Did you catch that?. Guar-an-tee. You heard it, right? The G-word. He fucking said it. He guaranteed something or other. All I know is that I heard the word "guarantee." You can't say "bomb" on an airplane.

That's just bad karma.

Other words you shouldn't say if you're Daryll Clark:

Clayborn_medium

Clayborn

Angerer_medium

Angerer

Sash*

Lattimer

Ncfgmurray400_medium

Murray

I'm fixing a large, delicious shit sandwich for Mr. Clark that I plan on serving to him ~~early~~ whenever I decide to get up on Sunday morning.

Hope you're hungry, big fella.

*HawkeyeRecon receives 1000 points for this masterpiece

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Guarantee?

What a dummy. I’ll make a guarantee too. I guarantee that Claybourn will t-bag that d-bag all night long. By the way, that Sash symbol is awesome (in a high voice).

And you can take that to the bank.

by Hawkeye X on Sep 26, 2009 7:07 AM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs

He guaranteed a win in the Rose Bowl too...and

he guaranteed that Ryan Seacrest would win the Outstanding Host For A Reality Or
Reality-Competition Program Emmy….well, we all know how THAT turned out. (Dude from Survivor in the house motherfuckers!).

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. --Albert Einstein

by StoopsMyAss on Sep 26, 2009 7:48 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

He's no Joe Namath

All it takes to get the crowd going is a good old fashion cow bell

by ChryslerKinnick on Sep 26, 2009 8:43 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

College Gameday

Well, it’s official. Swingin D listens to Hannah Montana. To which I say: IT’S THE CLIMB!!!

by Life as a G on Sep 26, 2009 9:13 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I am a little bit letdown. I was hoping to see some funny stuff and they came up way short.

Plus they failed on their all blank signs/whiteout thing which would have been cool. I feel bad for them.

One semi-good sign though:
Iowa likes Fish Sticks.
+1 for the South Park reference.

Give the ball to Brandon "wond3RBoy" Wegher!

by CUNKNNK on Sep 26, 2009 9:28 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I had a vision

Couldn’t fall asleep last night so I got up and made this. I wanted to make something with Ferentz and the player I thought would have the biggest player on tonight’s game.

by HawkeyeRecon on Sep 26, 2009 9:15 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Fuck Rampage Jackson... Adrian Clayborn for B.A. Baracas!

Although, on second thought, that might interfere with his ability to terrorize opposing backfields…

by RossWB on Sep 26, 2009 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wow...

Note to self – never attend one of HFMR’s tailgate parties.

I’m fixing a large, delicious shit sandwich for Mr. Clark that I plan on serving to him early whenever I decide to get up on Sunday morning.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Sep 26, 2009 9:50 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Is that a shit sandwich with cheese?

If it’s with cheese, it might be okay. Cheese makes everything just a little bit better.

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Sep 26, 2009 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

The do know that's gameday sitting up there in front of the cameras, right?

Every week when I tune into gameday, the people behind the trio are going bat-shit crazy for no reason, save for the chance to be on t.v.. These people are just standing there. I mean, hey, i could give two shits. I hope they stay reasonably quiet all night.

by steaming_pile_of_awcrap on Sep 26, 2009 10:15 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Oh sure! Now they come to life!

All someone had to do was attack their ranking.

by steaming_pile_of_awcrap on Sep 26, 2009 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

So if Iowa wins today...

…will D. Clark blame the loss on last year’s concussion? Because it seems that that concussion is blamed for EVERYTHING these days, short of Global Warming.

And even that is being debated.

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Sep 26, 2009 10:58 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs