Welcome to this week's Pick 6, where we analyze the lines for the weekend's Big Ten games and each pick 6 of our favorite bets. It's highly scientific. It's easy money. It's just for fun. So, clearly we are not responsible for you losing your ass off if you take our advice.
First, let's have a look at last week's results:
THE WEEK 3 TOTEM POLE OF WINS
One. Fucking. Win. Another stellar performance by the Professor of Pigshit, HFMR.
Before you start giving me the Monday Morning Quarterback routine, remember that you, the BHGP reader, voted that Indiana as a 4 1/2 point underdog was the WORST bet on the board. They won by 17. So...shut up. You were right on Eastern Michigan and jNWU, though, so you clearly still know more than me and I will gladly accept your advice moving forward.
Big shout-out to our first guest, The MexiCan'tPickWorthAShit, for only beating me by one game. Thanks for not rubbing it in.
On the other end of the spectrum, where people know things, Hawkeye State came away with an impressive 5-1 mark with his only loss coming on the Purdue over. None of us expected Purdue to shit the bed like that, though, as we all took them to cover or at least hit the over.
Anyway, another week means another chance for me to show how little I know about things not related to drawing dicks. This week we're adding another angle to our picks: the lock. We each took a bet as the one we would wager a testicle on, which is unfair because our guest picker this week, CUNKNNK, has three. And that extra dangler might come in handy, because he went with Indiana +21 at Michigan as his lock. He said he smells a letdown. I think OPS just needs to do his sock laundry.
Without further ado.....the grid. (locks in bold)
Get to your bookie. Now. In case you need help figuring out whose picks to roll with, the overall standings are after the jump....
AFTER 2 WEEKS OF PICKS, CAUSE REMEMBER WE DIDN'T PICK THE FIRST WEEK: