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Au Contraire, MR. PATERNO. According to the Altoona Mirror, JoePa is trying to downplay the revenge factor in Saturday's game.
"I don't know what revenge has got to do with it in football," he said. "It's not like they sneaked up on us and stuck us in the back with a knife or something. They played a good football game, and they beat us."
Lies! BHGP has uncovered the truth:

Credit to Hayden Fry's Mustache Ride for his hard-hitting efforts to uncover that photo.
Programming Note: Episode 6 of BlackHeartGoldPodcast will go live tomorrow morning. Accursed real life delays kept it from going up before now. Apologies.
We got your whiteout right here. Iowa assistant basketball coach Joel Cornette unveiled the new third jersey for the Iowa basketball team via Twitter. As an avowed hater of yellow jerseys, I approve of the new look.
H/T to Storminspank
The game is when? Shiiit. Per Ferentz's radio show last night, Bryan Bulaga is out for Saturday's game, but DJK and Moeaki "have a chance." Speaking of which... caring may be creepy, but Facebook-stalking is A-OK.
"The only thing on my mind is who gone run that town saturday night? WE ARE, YA I SAID IT, WE ARE! HAWKNATION STAND UP!!!"
So if we are to believe that DJK's Facebook status is a credible source, then it sounds like he's either in top cheerleading form or ready for action on Saturday. Much as his cheerleading efforts might be appreciated, let's hope it's the latter case and he's out there abusing the PSU secondary.
Profilin'. ESPN's Adam Rittenberg points out that Stanzi has developed a trend of slow starts. You don't say. Meanwhile, the Press-Citizen checks in with a nice profile on Ryan Donahue, who's arguably been Iowa's most consistently strong performer this year.
"It obviously depends on where we are on the field," Donahue said. "If we're backed up, I'm going to try and change our field position. If it's a pooch punt, I'm going to kick it as high as I can, and hopefully our coverage team can get down there."
The three teams ahead of Iowa in net punting average are No. 21 Georgia (47.36), No. 8 Boise State (43.82), and No. 16 Oklahoma State (43.58).
So, yeah, Zoltan Mesko can suck it.
Blurbin'.
- As far as the game itself, Rittenberg also likes Penn State in a close, low-scoring game, while the Gazette's Marc Morehouse also likes Penn State in a close, slightly higher-scoring game.
- The gametime for Iowa's Halloween tilt with Indiana is also set: 11:00am on either ESPN or ESPN2. There's really been a shockingly small number of BTN games this year.
- Finally, Great Moments in Iowa vs. Penn State takes us back to the year 2002:
Iowa at Penn State 2002 highlights (via PortlandHawk)
I'm unaware of anything that happened in that game after halftime and before overtime, but the parts of the game I do remember were awesome.
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Maybe it wasn't a stab at all...

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Sep 24, 2009 8:10 PM CDT reply actions
Perhaps Joe
should not have have touched the watch.
I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here
by Gabby Johnson on Sep 24, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I think his real flaw
Was not being a big enough fan of Phil Collins.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I heard JoePa wanted to compare styles of business cards
And THAT’S when things got out of control
"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar
by Tree Meister on Sep 24, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
The color is bone
And the letter is called Cillian Rail. Doesn’t have a watermark, though, which makes me so very, very angry.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Maybe JoePa
was a fan of the early arty days of Genesis.
Although after this:
I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don’t know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
I start to think that JoePa might identify with him a little bit…
Nah, too artsy, too intellectual
It was on Duke where Phil Collins’ presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group’s undisputed masterpiece. It’s an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
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People should remember that while they have the right to their opinion, they are not entitled to be taken seriously. --Bruce Bartlett
uh..over exaggerated much?
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter
JoePa's right. It was a fair fight. And every fight has a loser.

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Sep 24, 2009 9:03 PM CDT reply actions
Murray
swinging swords like shinobi…
I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here
by Gabby Johnson on Sep 24, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe we did sneak up on him.....

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Sep 24, 2009 9:53 PM CDT reply actions
Are JoePa's glasses actually foggy there
or just fucking thick
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Sep 24, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
That's a pretty clear
photoshot win there
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Sep 24, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
errr...shop
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Sep 24, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Anybody else watch that GameCOCKS/Ole Miss game?
I thought they both looked shitty. Neither O-line had the strength to execute. Garcia looked like he hadn’t improved a lick since January. And Craig James and Fowler had the gall to say that by beating Ole Miss the COCKS should be a tope 10 team.
That’s fucking insanity. It’s not so much that the WWL hates the Big Ten. It’s that the entire world has a hard on for the SEC – even shitty SEC football. Seriously, I’m not being a homer in saying that Iowa could have beat both of those teams tonight. That McCluster (or whatever his name was) fr Ole Miss was fast but maybe 165 soaking wet. He would have been destroyed by Angerer.
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Sep 24, 2009 10:23 PM CDT reply actions
But but but
OMG ESS EEE CEE SPEED
blah blah blah.
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Sep 24, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
the speediest thing on the field was the speed in which both pockets collapsed
not meant as a compliment to the d-lines, either.
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Sep 24, 2009 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions
We’re overranked, I don’t doubt that, but I came away wondering how in the hell Ole Miss was supposed to be better (or even a top 10 team).
Whatever.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Sep 24, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Ole Miss was the 2009 version of Clemson 2008
I’ve been saying this since this summer. Just glad I was finally vindicated. A couple of thoughts from the game.
1. A lot of SEC offenses SUCK! This was apparent in our bowl game, just reinforced by this game.
2. Georgia is the big winner from this game. Their win over USC (not the good one) a few weeks ago looks a lot better now.
2(a). Georgia’s defense is terrible (I have a friend who is a huge Dawgs fan, so pardon the fixation).
3. Welcome to Bama-Florida SEC Championship Part Deux!
4. The WWL, on the heels of its SEC contract, will never let the fact that the conference is thoroughly mediocre through the middle get in the way of its relentless hype machine.
5. Spurrier isn’t half the coach we thought he was. Without ready access to the recruiting hotbed that is Florida, he’s only an above-average coach (at least, that’s what he’s turned into, the Duke ACC championship remains an anomaly).
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
"ready access to the recruiting hotbed"
That sums up the SEC. Phenomenal athletes, mediocre coaches, sloppy football.
amen
your dead on. i was thinking the same.
by hawkeyewrestler on Sep 25, 2009 4:00 AM CDT up reply actions
Did Norwood play for So. Carolina in the Outback Bowl?
Because he did look good last night and I don’t remember anyone on So. Carolina looking impressive in the Outback Bowl.
The offense did look just as shitty as it did in the Outback Bowl. Although, baby steps I guess — Garcia didn’t turn the ball over as much as he did against us…
Perhaps it was a game of wits...

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Sep 25, 2009 12:52 AM CDT reply actions
JoePa has DEFINITELY had time to build up his immunity to the poison
"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar
by Tree Meister on Sep 25, 2009 7:13 AM CDT up reply actions

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