We Are Totally Sure This Is Her Real Name
by Oops Pow Surprise on Sep 21, 2009 10:00 AM CDT
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We've got a CougarMILFy picture, just for those of you attracted to over-50-year-old women who have quite obviously been divorced at least twice:
Mm-hmm. She looks normal. But hang on... the caption, courtesy of the Press-Citizen (scroll to picture 6):
IOWA VS. ARIZONA
Tyger Kuntz, of Houston, TX., hula hoops while tailgating before the Arizona game, Saturday, September 19, 2009, at Kinnick Stadium, in Iowa City, Iowa.
Tyger Kuntz? Yes, that's definitely her real name. Would you also like to meet her friends that came up to tailgate with her? Their names are Oprah Meatwallet, Pussy Howitzer, Velveteen Labia, and Vagina McObvious. They're down to party if you are, young buck. Rowr.
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You notice that except for the P-C camera man she's being totally ignored?
"I thought the kid we were using had the potential to be a good quarterback, and I blew that one." - Joseph V. Paterno
by leeharvey418 on Sep 21, 2009 10:08 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's A Man, Baby!
There’s a ‘my kuntz is this wide’ joke in there, but I’m not willing to make it.
by Dweeze on Sep 21, 2009 10:19 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That camera man is getting awful close, I heard at the zoo that those things can spray several feet.
I check cheddar like a food inspector
by SpanishJohnny on Sep 21, 2009 10:54 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This photograph is making my head hurt.
Mr. Boh Knows ...
by Bellanca on Sep 21, 2009 11:45 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Which of her husbands paid for her boobs, do you think?
by Buddy Light on Sep 21, 2009 11:59 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Boob jobs are a social service in Texas
So DowntownmplsHAWK is right. Taxes paid for them.
by Duez I say on Sep 21, 2009 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That cannot be her real name.
If it is then she was doomed to this from her childhood. It’s been a while since Sociology class — is this the Self-Fulfilling Prophecy or the Labeling Theory?
Give the ball to Brandon "wond3RBoy" Wegher!
by CUNKNNK on Sep 21, 2009 12:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Do you think she kept the name of one of her exes?
by Buddy Light on Sep 22, 2009 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm entirely serious
when I say that this woman sat behind me in the student section, and that she was very entertaining during the portions of the game that security designated her sober enough to be there.
by Zaquille O'Neal on Sep 21, 2009 1:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Please, sir, elaborate.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Sep 21, 2009 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
For ‘Rowr.’
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
by jtothep on Sep 21, 2009 5:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
She wasn't up in Minnesota
say, 10 months ago or anything, way she?
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Sep 21, 2009 5:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think I just found...
my Halloween costume for this year.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 21, 2009 6:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Please tell me
Ms. Tyger Kuntz gets an at-large invite to this year’s Marchfornication.
by Pubes in Pink Urinals on Sep 21, 2009 9:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ridden hard and put up wet
Just how I like ’em
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Sep 21, 2009 9:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
How old do you think she was when she started smoking?
by Bucketochicken on Sep 21, 2009 10:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
2nd trimester?
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Sep 21, 2009 10:27 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
I think she's a GILF, boys
Also, I’d get all up in dem guts.
by jebushchrist on Sep 22, 2009 9:26 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm.....
I wonder if she’s fathered the incomparable PSU wide receiver Christian Kuntz.
Incidentally, look out for PSU’s wide receivers in 2010, as we may slide Tariq Tongue in the slot between Kuntz and Coxson.
by Cairo on Sep 22, 2009 5:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He's not making any of this up, folks
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Sep 23, 2009 8:05 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
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