BLACK HEART GOLD PODCAST, EPISODE FIVE: THE GRAND CANYON

by Patrick Vint on Sep 17, 2009 7:53 AM CDT

Franklin Pierce: HUGE 'Cats fan.

It took five episodes, but it finally happened: We couldn't find a blogger or writer to join us to discuss the Arizona game. So, with time dwindling and demands from our legions of listeners growing, we took the easy way out and brought in RossWB. What ensued can only be described as the only Gadsden Purchase-centric podcast in history.

What I'm saying is it's the Austin Arnaud of podcasts.

BHGPodcast 5

NOTE: Apparently, there is a problem with the embedded player, but it's on their end. The best way to bypass this is to subscribe to the podcast on iTunes, because that program never causes problems yay Apple Computer Company!

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Listen here, you old motherfuckers

I am at Iowa RIGHT NOW AS I TYPE THIS VERY UNNECESSARILY CAPITALIZED SENTENCE. I don’t know how things were while you and Chuck Long were there, but it is now Historic Kinnick Stadium.

by NorseHawk on Sep 17, 2009 8:29 AM CDT reply actions

Good

There aren’t really many “legends” about the place. Not good ones, anyway.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Sep 17, 2009 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions

BHGP BONUS!

We’re pretty fucking sure this podcast counts as credit for one of those American History Gen Eds at Iowa.

by RossWB on Sep 17, 2009 8:30 AM CDT reply actions

So.

Just got past about the halfway point, and I gotta say… this is the best podcast ever.

The Gadsden Purchase is one of my favorite purchases. That and the MP3 player I got last year.

Hey – little-ish known fact, Arizona was the 48th state admitted to the union. Also, my grandparents live in Mesa for part of the year. One time I almost saw White Zombie play a show there back in the 90s (in Phoenix, not at my grandparents’ house (they weren’t big fans)).

by Bucketochicken on Sep 17, 2009 11:08 AM CDT reply actions

I drove through Yuma once.

by Bucketochicken on Sep 17, 2009 11:11 AM CDT reply actions

I think the Louisiana Purchase was only $3 million.

by Bucketochicken on Sep 17, 2009 11:12 AM CDT reply actions

Dan Cortese:

I am unsure whether or not he resides below Historic Legendary Kinnick Stadium, but I do know he hosts an awesome game show called “Crash Course” and now insists on being called Dan CORTEEEEZEEEE.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Cortese

by mattbednar on Sep 17, 2009 11:47 AM CDT reply actions

He's a mimbo.

The Rivalry, Esq.
The quintessential Big Ten smoking room.

by Bama Hawkeye on Sep 17, 2009 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions

you mean

himbo

Zed: You could be my right-hand man.
Oh: I've seen what you do with your right hand. No, thank you.

by StoopsMyAss on Sep 17, 2009 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions

He's such a cool guy!

by Bucketochicken on Sep 17, 2009 11:54 AM CDT reply actions

Is the theme song available for download seperately?

by rockyh on Sep 17, 2009 12:47 PM CDT reply actions

99 cents on itunes

We need to protect our intellectual property. Lars Ulrich taught me that.

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Patrick Vint on Sep 17, 2009 1:13 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions

Already downloaded

I am going to cut it up and put it into a bunch of different clips. And be cool. Because, hey, I’m a hack!

by storminspank on Sep 17, 2009 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions

i'm pretty sure it was her backpack

Keanu looks down and notices the “A” logo on Sandra’s backpack. He then asks about her about being a student, comments about their football team being “good” (was AZ good in 1994?) and realizes they’re called the “Wildcats.”

by SoCratesJohnson on Sep 17, 2009 1:46 PM CDT reply actions

Hmmm... I was thinking tattoo.

On her upper back/shoulder – her right upper back/shoulder, to be specific.

by Bucketochicken on Sep 17, 2009 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions

We're both wrong - it was a sweatshirt-type thingy

http://www.goantiques.com/scripts/images,id,546904.html

by Bucketochicken on Sep 17, 2009 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions

fuckin sweatshirts

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Sep 17, 2009 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions

Totally

by Bucketochicken on Sep 17, 2009 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions

for being 1994, isn't that some high-power zoomage

coming from that shitty camera Dennis Hopper had stashed on the bus?

kudos to the internet for having this knowledge and kudos to you, sir, for finding it.

by SoCratesJohnson on Sep 17, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions

off the subject a bit

Are you guys still going to do a BHGP tailgate this year?

by J.R. Angle has a posse on Sep 17, 2009 3:02 PM CDT reply actions

Michigan, baby.

Still trying to figure out which lot to occupy, but oh yes, it will be on.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Sep 17, 2009 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions

What about Penn State

Any of you guys making it out here for that?

by Duez I say on Sep 18, 2009 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions

Nah.

We thought about it, juggled some numbers, watched some porn, and there’s really no way to do it right without planning about a year in advance… and doubling our budget.

Shame, really, because that’d be a fun place to watch a game.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Sep 18, 2009 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions