Kidding, of course. Bob Stoops did, however, admit to having no desire to play Iowa. Apparently, since brother Mike is coming to visit Iowa City, Bob was asked if he'd ever consider playing the Hawkeyes. Yahoo! has the article, here.
Stoops says he’d “rather not” play against Iowa since he has so many good friends connected to the program, including head coach Kirk Ferentz.
This means that good ol' Gary must find a way to schedule OU. Bob Stoops would be so miserable about the game that he'd refuse to properly prepare and Iowa would surely catapult into the top 5. Do it, Gary. NOW.