Bryan Bulaga Officially Out For Iowa State
Okay, you brought the gallons of gasoline and the matches, right? Okay, great. Let's get everyone here in a pile, pour the gasoline on ourselves, then just light this sumbitch on fire, because Bryan Bulaga, despite suffering no injury, is out for Iowa State.
From Ferentz, via On Iowa:
"Bryan Bulaga was hospitalized with an illness this past week and will not be available to play tomorrow," said Ferentz. "Bryan is doing much better, has been released and will accompany the team this weekend. We expect Bryan to return to his normal activities soon."
Rumors were all over the place up until Ferentz's announcement, so while the specifics still aren't known, at least we've got some idea of the situation. Not dying, traveling with the team, improving: all positive. Out for ISU: very, very negative.
A gent on the Hawks Nest who's been reliable in the past said this about the situation:
Today I watched Kyle Calloway, Dace Richardson, and even Dan Doering work at LT, along with a freshman named McMillan*. If it's true that he won't play....so much for o-line developing any continuity or cohesiveness yet. They did not look good today, but Binns and Clayborn were making things tough for everyone.
There were other nuggets, but there are so many practice-to-practice fluctuations in play that it's hard to read too much into "Wegher looked good today."
Either way, though, this is horrific news for Iowa. ISU doesn't exactly have a dominant rush end, but that only means that what was once a comical mismatch in terms of talent in Iowa's favor is now more of a wash. Considering the fact that Iowa's rushing game could use all the advantages it can get, "a wash at LT" won't suffice. ISU +6.5 is looking pretty enticing, isn't it?
*We really hope he means Casey McMillan, but it's far more likely he means Nolan MacMillan, who came in far more game-ready and suited for LT than Casey Mac, who is a volcano of a man who is best suited to playing all three interior line positions at once since he has four arms like Goro. We edited in the first names of the other linemen, so that way our blog engine can make it so you can click on them and it's fun.
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Screw it.
It’s Iowa/ISU. As long as we extend the streak of no touchdowns allowed from 10 quarters to 14 quarters, we’ll be fine. in other words, our “D” better step up from last week and play like they’re playing, well, Iowa effing State.
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Sep 11, 2009 1:08 PM CDT reply actions
Jeff Brinson
So what is the news on Jeff Brinson, is he going to be able to play in the isu game?
Nope. Got Giardia.
Spievey has appendicitis, Sash has SARS, Greenwood has Alzheimer’s, Binns has the bends (scuba-diving certification incident), Stanzi has painful hemorrhoids, and Angerer has priapism.
But Moeaki is still ready to go.
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Sep 11, 2009 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions
"Nope. Got Giardia."
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I don’t see how either of those things are bad to have.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Yes, her hands are huge and mannish
And yes, her head is huge.
But her boobs are huge, and her mouth is…errr…accommodating.
plus the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, right?
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Sep 11, 2009 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Plus...
she’s got all that Conan the Barbarian money.
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Sep 11, 2009 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions
See at the bottom of the Hawk's Nest...
Mike Shanahan was in town and had “Meetings” with Ken O’Keefe, can I please get a “Special Advisor” to the OC?
"Okay, Ken, here's how to win.""
“This is pretty easy. Step one… wait, you guys have John Elway and Terrell Davis, right? Because you’re going to need those if you want this to work.”
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Maybe a choose your own adventure novel
starring Ken O’Keefe and Mike Shanahan is in order, I know I’d read…and cheat
by The Nihilist on Sep 11, 2009 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Meeting with KOK?
Let me guess….

It’s only Iowa St. You don’t have very much to worry about.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Sep 11, 2009 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions
So he's not going to drop dead at any second?
Damn you Rivals posters! You seemed so reliable with your vague “trusted sources”
So expect lots of runs and roll outs to the right. But lots of runs...
Zed: You could be my right-hand man.
Oh: I've seen what you do with your right hand. No, thank you.
Probably passed a kidney stone
it’s like dropping dead but you live.
Zed: You could be my right-hand man.
Oh: I've seen what you do with your right hand. No, thank you.
Swine Flu
Bulaga had swine flu, traveling with team to get fixed up at the Vet school in Ames
by ChryslerKinnick on Sep 11, 2009 4:16 PM CDT reply actions
I really hope not
Wisconsin has it, but we don’t have to play them. We do have to play you diseased freaks.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Sep 11, 2009 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions

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