We know, we know, we said we weren't doing this the whole way until the season starts, and that continues to be true. But we're 15 days from the start of the season--just two weeks and a day, people!--which means we are strictly obligated to run this picture.
We hope that DJK is the one that shows up this season; if that's the case, the Big Ten won't know what hit it until it reads the box score on Sunday.