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Uh oh, there's a new kid in school. And he's cool and smart and funny. Well, maybe not cool. Let's shove him in a locker!

6 months ago Yuk_tiny chitownhawkeye 5 comments 0 recs  | 

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EDSBS joining SBN...

What is this, a capital letter convention?

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 14, 2009 12:06 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Whoa ho ho!

BA-ZING! So true, man, so true! Those are capital letters!

(crying from laughing at the quicksilver wit on display)

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Aug 14, 2009 9:50 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK OPS...

1) Can’t make lame jokes on BHGP.

2) Can’t put pictures in your comments.

3) Can’t post anything not related to Hawkeye sports.

4) No gay jokes.

C’mon man. You’re slowly eliminating my entire comedic repertoire. Pretty soon, I’ll only be able to make cracks about how much Iowa State sucks, or how bad Ohio State cheats.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 14, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Poop jokes?

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Aug 17, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks dude.

I forgot about that staple of comedy.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 17, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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