This strapping young fellow appears to be Duane Long. The hat says “respectable journalist,” the never-ending torso says “Jabba the Hutt.”

Also:

1. Jim Tressel – Hands down the best coach in the conference. Ohio State is dominating the Big Ten in a way that you don’t see one school dominate a major conference very often.

Sure you do. It’s called USC. They even win their bowl games.

4. Tim Brewster – From 1-11 to 7-6 in one year speaks volumes.

Yeah, it’s called taking advantage of a shit schedule.

Ross.

These next few items are in response to the article:

Hawkeye fans know that Ferentz is recruiting like he always has. The 2005 frosh were a highly-ranked aberration (and has arguably paid off less than other classes).

How can you be the best coach in the conference when you should have been able to buy multiple national titles, but you only have one sneaky one to show for it (2002). Did this writer forget that Tressel and his ilk have a .500 record in BCS games, losing the last three (two to lower-ranked teams?) I HATE OHIO STATE.

Speaking of NOT winning bowl games, that is exactly what Dantonio and Fitzgerald have done. Shouldn’t you have to finish better than 3rd in the conference in order to be mentioned with Joe Paterno thank you very much? Damn Spaniards.

Finally, there is so much wrong with the Brewster paragraph. “Bringing in all those JUCO players to jump start the program was a great idea.” Let’s see if that is true in another year or two. “His offense looks like it could be as dynamic as any in the conference.” Of course it does. It scored 30 points against a “decent” opponent exactly once last year. If you call Wisconsin decent, which you shouldn’t.

I guess now I know why Ferentz doesn’t read the internet.

It gives no-brained, John Candy knockoff looking fat shits anyone from the biggest industrial wasteland that isn’t Detroit places all across our majestic land a chance to voice their highly uneducated opinion. What happens, however, when you blur the lines between subjectivity and objectivity is a post with enough venom to stop a retarded gorilla that stirs debate and continues the never-ending cycle of “Who’s better?”

“Perhaps he meant that Minnesota’s offense was dynamic BECAUSE it has to change coordinators/systems ever 14 games. LOL”

No shit! ROFL!!

@Ross: “That statement is even more ridiculous when you remember that they’re making their third major change to their offensive system in the last four years. That’s a sure recipe for a dynamic offense there.”

I couldn’t agree more! Well put.

@ Twin Cities Hawk: “It gives no-brained, John Candy knockoff looking fat shits anyone from the biggest industrial wasteland that isn’t Detroit places all across our majestic land a chance to voice their highly uneducated opinion. What happens, however, when you blur the lines between subjectivity and objectivity is a post with enough venom to stop a retarded gorilla that stirs debate and continues the never-ending cycle of "Who’s better?"”

Nice use of the strikethrough! That’s hilarious!

@ HS: “Jesus, is he wearing a Snuggie?”

I don’t like Snuggie’s either! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

OPS, nicely done yet again buddy! Hope you enjoy my post!