It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It Isn't Breaking Any News
Big Time. I'm On My Way. I'm Making It. In an outside programming note, Oops Pow Surprise sits down with bigtennetwork.com to discuss the BHGP. It's about 60% true, 25% fiction, and 15% abject bullshit. You should read it, and you should be listening to Peter Gabriel while you do that. My favorite part is the completely true story of the origin of our stupid name:
How did you come up with the name for your blog?
Actually, we were just stone cold out of ideas. We had been called The Hawkeye Compulsion back when we were with Blogger. When we signed a contract with SBN, one of the stipulations was you couldn't use nicknames, like Hawkeyes. We spent like five days talking about it and couldn't really think of anything when one of our guys was like what about Black Heart Gold Pants? We were like, actually that sounds pretty terrible, let's do something else. But he was working the closest with SBN and said we were going with it.
Thanks, Jebus! There's also JoePa, the Joe Tiller cream cheese fetish, OPS claiming to regularly read a blog that changed its URL five months ago (sorry about that, Toki), and a cheap shot at our journalistic skills by the BTN (I got your breaking news right here!) (/gestures at crotch) (/loves parentheticals). Seriously, why aren't you reading it? Go read it.
Creepiness, Now in Chart Form! It used to be that blogs named for fight song lyrics were the exclusive property of Ohio State. Then came Michigan State and Northwestern (wait, that's not their fight song?), and now Iowa's gotten in the act. If you want a breakdown of the holes in the depth chart and the current candidates to fill them, take a look at the excellent recruiting breakdown at Fight for Iowa. A couple of points:
- It's especially good to see we have approximately 53 tight ends on the roster; like Forest Evashevski said, you can never have enough tight ends.
- With five (and, let's face it, probably six) offensive linemen coming off the books at the end of the year, it's slightly disconcerting that we have just one commitment. It's more disconcerting that we only have two other possibilities (and that one of them is being Googlestalked in ways we cannot even imagine).
- This sentence: "With the Vandervelde injury and the Calloway suspension, that should help some of the younger guys get meaningful game experience as well." I'm sorry, man, but you're WAY too glass-half-full to be an Iowa fan.
Grappling Is Creepy. Intermat places Iowa's 2009 recruiting class fifth in the nation. Only Minnesota ranked higher in the conference. Cael Sanderson took his rightful place behind Brands, as Penn State finishes sixth primarily on the strength of the coach's All-American sibling. The rest of the Big Ten's big guns came in between ninth and seventeenth. Iowa State is nowhere to be found. In a related story, Jamie Pollard remains inconsolable.
Footnotes. Pat Angerer, A.J. Edds, and Tony Moeaki will attend Big Ten Media Day. Moeaki will walk onstage, rupture his patella tendon, and miss the rest of the season. Morehouse's "Hall of Ferentz" series keeps on rolling. Some of these aren't going to be easy; running back is one, though I can't argue with the rankings. Ohio State moves deck chairs on that Titanic.
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Word has it on the hawkeyereport.com message board that some Iowa Hawkeyes have been engaging in super punchout.
Rumor has swirled in recent days of someone/or something layeth the smacketh down on Riley Reiff in a downtown Iowa City establishment.
The new ‘news’ (rumor) of the day is that teambuilding activities for the Hawkeye offense and defense went awry when DJK showed up a little bit late to a ‘voluntary’ practice. Taking displeasure in this, Pat Angerer decided to confront his wide receiver friend. Evidently Dan Doering hobbled in between them to stand up for DJK, which caused Angerer to do this to him.
Things we can all agree on...
1) You know Riley Reiff had it coming.
2) DJK is officially all the way inside the dog house.
3) Dan Doering – maybe he figures that eliminating a starter (any starter) would be the final grain of sand that will tip the scale in his favor to actually start a game (right now, it appears he may have more stars on his recruiting profile than career starts in college.)
4) Pat Angerer is officially more intense, aggressive, and frightening than this man:
http://fusedfilm.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/chuck-norris.jpg
by WaterlooChazz on Jul 9, 2009 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Fight for Iowa...
today’s headline…
“There have been quite a few stories out there on Jewel Hampton, but we still don’t know much.”
Is this your homework? We know this is your homework.
C.J. Fiedorowicz
Hawkeyereport.com reports that it looks like the zooker did it again. For the second time in two years, zook stole a tight end that was down to Iowa and Illinois. Last year the kid actual committed to the hawkeyes before de-committing so that he could play for zook. His name was Justin Lattimore, and fyi, no relation.
Hawkeye Report has just put us in the top 3 for another tight end, Trey Millard, from Columbia, MO. He also is a 4 star, in the mold of a H-back type tightend that runs a 4.5 40. Iowa, Oklahoma and Syracuse are his 3 favorites, but he still has a visit to take to Tennessee among others.
As a hawkeye fan, i really hope that the Millard kid commits, but as great as Iowa has been at producing tight ends, it can be said that Oklahoma is well known for tight ends as well, between Gresham and Keith Jackson. That and in that he lives in Little 12 country, i say are odds may be short. The real stumper is how Zook recruits so well, with a losing team, when he has no history of ever using tight ends. Illinois doesnt produce NFL tight ends, and I don’t think he had any at Florida either. I guess he must be more exciting to young kids that love his volatility, but I know if I wanted to be a NFL tightend, I wouldn’t take the butchers word for it. (I couldnt find a Tommy Boy video to link here)
Damn it.
That really sucks. I’d been hearing really good things about Falphabet.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Zooker
If you haven’t figured out Zook’s original recipe on how to lure recruits, then you haven’t been paying attention.
Ingredient 1) Cash, and plenty of it. (He’s just cribbing this strategy from Ohio State, and any Ohio State fan can tell you that giving hundreds of thousands of dollars to recruits will buy you all the BCS championship game losses you would want.)
2) Elaborate tweeting
http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2009/5/16/877280/what-the-hell-was-ron-zook-trying
3) All the free water-skiing you can handle.
http://deadspin.com/sports/college-football/ron-zook-water-skiing-204477.php
by WaterlooChazz on Jul 9, 2009 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I am flabbergasted that top TE recruits keep choosing Illinois over Iowa
KF & Co.’s skill with the TE position is so great that they managed to get TONY JACKSON drafted.
We run a pro-style offense, LOVE throwing to TEs, and manage to place them in the NFL with tremendous regularity. Illinois has Zook powerlifting and doing bicep curls while jet-skiing.
Hall of Ferentz RB
That is a tough one. The thing is; the guy who could have been the best of them wasn’t even ranked because he had the ACLs 8 year old Asian boy.
I always feel bad when I think about Jermelle Lewis.
Technically, that wouldn't be true
Children have very reliable ligaments; you couldn’t tear an 8-year-old’s ACL without a hacksaw and a severely troubling predilection toward child abuse.
I would argue, however, that said 8-year-old’s grandmother had donated her ACLs to Mr. Lewis.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
OPS is correct.
I speak from exper-
Never mind.
by Bucketochicken on Jul 9, 2009 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I was 9
when I tore my ACL. But then again, I’m not Asian.
by Angle's Dangle on Jul 9, 2009 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Jermelle Lewis
“the guy who could have been the best of them wasn’t even ranked because he had the…READING FLUENCY… of an 8 year old boy.”
/ fixed
http://www.hawkeyesports.com/sports/m-footbl/spec-rel/112404aaf.html
by WaterlooChazz on Jul 9, 2009 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks to all
for clearing up my joke with that pesky thing known as the truth
Checking in
Hey guys. This is Eric from Fight For Iowa. Thanks for linking to my posts the last couple of days. Sorry about my overly optimistic opinions on the offensive line. I’ll try to up to doom and gloom factor a little.
Creeping right along...
RE: OL recruiting… we did bring in 4 guys last year, and in addition to the one official OL recruit we have this year, we are apparently in good shape with a few others and there’s some thought that one of the DL recruits we have (Hardy?) could wind up on the OL. So, yeah, we do lose a lot this year, but I don’t think the cupboard will be too bare.
RE: grappling recruiting… next year should be a big one because Iowa will have 8 seniors (I think) coming off the books, which should free up quite a bit of scholarship money. Plus, who want to come play for the three-time defending national champions at that point? ;-)





















