Jacody Coleman transferring out.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 4, 2009 5:28 PM CDT

According to Marc Morehouse, Jacody Coleman is going to transfer from Iowa to someplace closer to his home in Texas.

http://marcmwm.wordpress.com/2009/07/04/coleman-leaving-iowa/

Also, in case you are in Osama's cave, Steve McNair is dead of a gunshot wound. He and some woman were found dead. ESPN news has floated the possibilities of murder, or murder-suicide.

Finally, Joey Chestnut wins his 3rd mustard belt by eating 68 hotdogs at Nathan's contest at Coney Island, NY. 68 is a new record, better than Chestnut's 59 last year.

Tomorrow, Chestnut competes in the Tums 400, throwing down rolls of antacid to deal with the consequences of today's sillyness. (I made this last sentence up.)

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Also, Jewel Hampton has apparently blown out a knee and is done for the season.

Happy 4th everybody!

by Bucketochicken on Jul 4, 2009 6:06 PM CDT reply actions

Let's hope the Jewel Hampton news is more rumor than fact.

Some Register writer said the same rumor, though. I see Morehouse is giving a roundabout blog post about how we all need to “get to know about the other RBs.”

http://marcmwm.wordpress.com/2009/07/04/this-seems-like-a-good-time-for-a-rerun/

The Gazette and the Press-Citizen do not have official stories right now. Allegedly, most of the info is coming from message boards on other Hawkeye fansites (you know, the ones that charge you money to read crappy interviews).

And just to show that anyone on a message board can make anything up, I’ll let you know that BEARS HAVE TAKEN OVER WATERLOO, AND ARE SETTING RANDOM BUILDINGS ON FIRE WITH FLAMETHROWERS! HELP ME J LEMAN, YOU’RE OUR ONLY HOPE!!!

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 4, 2009 11:20 PM CDT reply actions

Hey man, not cool

I called some sources in Waterloo, and they said there weren’t any bears. What’s up with that? I give your post an F MINUS MINUS.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jul 6, 2009 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions

Be safe, Waterloo...

by RossWB on Jul 5, 2009 9:39 AM CDT reply actions

That's a tip of the hat...

to you, RossWB. Stephen Colbert salutes you.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 5, 2009 11:53 AM CDT reply actions

Debby Downer

WaterlooChazz; your always the bearer of bad news.

by ChryslerKinnick on Jul 6, 2009 12:19 PM CDT reply actions

Sorry.

I’m just that way. When I watch the local news at night, I want to know about pressing issues, not someone adopting a dog, or someone mowing their neighbor’s lawn.

But, in the interests of fairness and equal time, I’ll give you some good news:

http://www.positivenewsus.org/content/home/news/samplestor_6/youngswede/default_html?addToURL=/default_html

http://www.boston.com/news/local/connecticut/articles/2009/06/27/blind_karate_student_earns_black_belt/

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090705/ap_en_mo/as_india_slumdog

This is the guy I am aspiring to be, so get used to my sarcasm about bad news.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/awful_man_offers_witty_acerbic?utm_source=a-section

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 6, 2009 2:01 PM CDT reply actions