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Searching for info on Iowa recruiting prospects, we found one player, one Isaiah Lewis, who does things rather unconventionally, apparently:

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This, of course, is precisely where our readership is tasked with coming up with a similar metaphor. We must warn you, though; the more you think about "sneaks up on you like a freight train," the more you realize what a daunting task is in front of you. Best of luck. Winner gets an autographed picture of HFMR's balls.

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makes his points subtlety like a sledgehammer.

by Bama Hawkeye on Jul 1, 2009 5:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

IndianaVarsityScout.com:

- Where the metaphors are more finely crated than I have some magnets on my refigerator and tomorrow after work I think I might get a haircut which reminds me, we’re almost out of catfood.

by Bucketochicken on Jul 1, 2009 7:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Isaiah Lewis...

scores points like the Gophers, comes through in the clutch like Penn State, and lives up to the billing like South Carolina.

"I'm not doing any good back here."

by Hawkaloogie on Jul 1, 2009 7:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

South Carolina was billed as anything more than “Crap”?

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Jul 1, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Isaiah Lewis quietly approaches like a Billy Mays infomercial.

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Jul 1, 2009 8:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He has great field vision, like a sewing machine.

He’s nimble, like paint.

His football knowledge is unaparalleled – he’s like a young Imelda Marcos.

He hits so hard his teammates call him “the haberdasher.”

A great nose for the ball – he’s like that Steve Martin movie. You know, All of Me.

He has quick hips like Stephen Hawking.

by Bucketochicken on Jul 1, 2009 8:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I like this amount of effort

Would you prefer the photo of the sack just dangling au naturale or something a little more artsy……like laying it on a bed of daffodils?

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jul 1, 2009 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s refined like Marge Gunderson.

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Jul 1, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

As cool and steely as Lee Corso

Champion of the sun, master of karate and friendship for everyone.

by psu on Jul 1, 2009 9:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He has the rock-solid emotional strength of Dick Vermiel.

He can focus his tackles like Billy Joel driving at high speeds.

He plans to be in the program for a long time, just like Nick Saban.

He can play stifling man coverage like that guy who let Crabtree into the end zone (Curtis Brown of Texas?)

He brings the hard-hitting intensity you usually only find in a Richard Simmons workout video.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 2, 2009 1:38 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He’s loyal like Cael Sanderson and Gene Chizik

by HeartOfHawkness on Jul 2, 2009 6:35 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This is compelling like the Special Olympics or a Minnesota football game

by HeartOfHawkness on Jul 2, 2009 6:42 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He’s faster than the digital tv transition.

His coverage is tighter than Paris Hilton’s cha-cha.

by storminspank on Jul 2, 2009 8:28 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He’s as humble as Ric Flair.

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Jul 2, 2009 9:28 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WOOOOO

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jul 2, 2009 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Clean as an XXX theater floor

Iowa Basketball: We don't rebuild, we implode.

by three and out the kok story on Jul 2, 2009 12:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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