This Is So Important Right Now
by Adam Jacobi on Jun 9, 2009 8:40 PM CDT
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PrintHi, people. Give Hawkeye State a hug.
We know you're in the mood for hard-hitting, big-time news that'll reverberate through the program for ages. To that we say, "It's June, motherfucker." This is when the athletic department all hibernates. Gary Barta's in a cocoon. His heart rate is "glacier."
Therefore, we're forced to do this. We're not proud.
That's Donnie Wahlberg, yes, THE Donnie Wahlberg, showing off the ol' abdominators. And... yes, inexplicably, in an Iowa hat. We don't know why.
Look, people. It's either that or we're writing a story about how doodoopoop reads the same upside-down and right-side up. And doodoopoop is a very funny word.
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Maybe he thought it was a Roman Numeral
He was at HatCo or whatever and all like, “Holy shit! I’m #1! That hat is perfect!”
Or maybe
he thought it was “I” the personal pronoun, and was all like “Holy shit! I’m I!”
by Third Generation Hawk on Jun 10, 2009 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions
Is that photo really any sadder than what I'm doing right now?
Which is drinking Busch Light 40s and watching the Big 10 Swim/Dive champs?
by Shooter McGavin on Jun 10, 2009 2:16 AM CDT reply actions
Maybe...
Maybe he’s wearing the Iowa hat because he’s the 2nd best Wahlberg, and Mark walks around wearing an Iowa State hat.
God, I hate the offseason. Somebody other than Brewster needs to do/say something stoopid.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Jun 10, 2009 10:02 AM CDT reply actions
I want to compliment you and say
SOLID EFFORT
but really I think we can do better.
In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.
- Thomas Jefferson
by Hawkeyewith49Jackrabbits on Jun 10, 2009 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions
He's just trying to be cool like Ashton...
Next he’ll probably marry someone’s grandma.
FREE ADRIAN CLAYBORN! It's a conspiracy and/or he was framed!
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