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BREAKING NEWS: Captain America found, lives in Iowa City.


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Move over, J Leman... there's a new freedom fighter in these parts.

So Marvel is trying to cast the role of Captain America and they're supposedly looking at the predictable types: Hollywood actors (Matthew McConaughey, Mark Valley, Jensen Ackles) and pro wrestlers (John Cena - no, really).  But why do that when the right man for the job is sitting right here, underneath their noses?  Hell, if they need him to fight Batroc the Leaper, he's already got a highlight tape ready...

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In other news... the 09-10 schedule was released a few weeks ago.  You can find the whole thing right here, but there are a few highlights:

* 12/06/09 @ Iowa State -- It's lost a little luster with Cael Sanderson's abrupt departure, but it's still the Cyclones and beating them never, ever gets old.  Supposedly they aren't going to curtain off part of Hilton to keep out the Iowa fans this time, but there's still five months for the Inconsolable Mr. Pollard to change his mind.

* 1/17/10 OKLAHOMA STATE -- In addition to being arguably Iowa's fiercest rival, Okie State was the last team to beat Iowa in a dual meet, back in 2008 in Carver.  The Hawks got some revenge in Stillwater last year, but next year's senior-laden team will certainly want to add a home win over the Pokes to their resume, too.  Okie State enjoyed ye olde rebuilding year last year, but they should bring a solid team (and lots of hideous orange) to Carver this year.

* 1/29/10 PENN STATE -- Almost two months after his former school gets whupped by the Hawks, Cael brings his current squad to Carver.  I'm sure the Iowa fans will give him an... enthusiastic welcome.  Sadly, Metcalf's favorite whipping boy, Bubba Jenkins, is redshirting, sparing himself another beatdown at the hands of Brent Captain America.

* 2/14/10 @ Minnesota -- The other team that can lay claim to being Iowa's fiercest rival.  Like Okie State, Minnesota enjoyed something of a down year last year between injuries, redshirts, and general inexperience, but they're too good to be down for too long.  Personally, I'll be rooting for a Valentine's Day massacre, much like the last time a major Iowa men's team went up to the Twin Cities...

* 2/19/10 OHIO STATE -- Penn State is likely a year or two away from becoming a major contender under Cael and it's unclear how long it will take Minnesota to fully rebuild; in the meantime, Ohio State may be Iowa's toughest B10 opponent this year.  They did finish second in last year's NCAAs, after all, and they have a dynamite coach in Tom Ryan.

* 3/18/10 - 3/20/10 NCAA CHAMPIONSHIPS -- The quest for Iowa's third-straight national title goes down here, in Omaha.  There should be even more Hawkeye fans than usual there, given the close proximity of our neighbors to the west.  Barring a spate of injuries, Iowa will likely be favored to get their third straight title, but there will be plenty of challenges to overcome, from both the other teams in contention and the Hawkeyes' own psyches.  They were supposed to cakewalk to this year's title, of course, but it took a massive showing in the consolation bracket to gut out the title win, so it would be unwise to start printing those Three-peat shirts just yet.

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How can Cena be Captain America?

He’s too busy being Captain of five year old fanboys.

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Jun 30, 2009 9:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I should add

I don’t follow “pro wrestling”. I make that assumtion based entirely on the fact that everytime I walk into a McDonald’s and look into the play pen or whatever the hell they call it, there’s some little punk with a Cena shirt.

Plus, I’ve never heard of grown up Cena fans.

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Jun 30, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I roomed with two "grown up" Cena fans

During my last year in Iowa City. It was hilarious. Neither were diehard wrestling fans, but for whatever reason they loved John Cena. I think it was the spinner title belt.

The home schedule is fantastic. Definitely looking forward to wrestling season, and at $60 for season tickets, there’s really no excuse not to get them.

¿Quieres chiclets?

by The Mexican't on Jun 30, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, it's a good schedule even WITHOUT ISU and Minny at home.

Even if $60 for season tix is too much, I highly recommend that folks try to make it to a meet or two, particularly something like the Oklahoma State dual. I was at that meet a few years ago and it was a great environment – at least until it became obvious Okie State was going to win… (sigh)

And I guarantee the atmosphere at the home wrestling meets will kill the atmosphere at virtually all of the home basketball games.

by RossWB on Jun 30, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I really can't pick out anyone in Hollywood that would be a goo Captain America

Seriously, can anyone give me a name. I have a feeling that they are going to Tobey Maguire this part.

In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.
- Thomas Jefferson

by Hawkeyewith49Jackrabbits on Jul 1, 2009 9:46 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not a comidic part

Otherwise I would put Ryan Reynolds up for discussion.

In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.
- Thomas Jefferson

by Hawkeyewith49Jackrabbits on Jul 2, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's not Captain America.

He’d have to be the new one, with a montage showing the original Captain America (who, coincidentally, also lives in Iowa City I believe).

by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Jul 1, 2009 10:40 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nagasaki did not get nuked, Dan Gable jumped out of a plane.

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Jul 1, 2009 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What? No, that's not true.

Nagasaki was actually a nuclear bomb. Dan Gable wasn’t born for almost another decade.

I don’t know what history books you’re reading, but your statement is way off, just way, way off.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jul 1, 2009 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dan Gable fact:

Dan Gable rewrote history to cover up his part in Nagasaki.

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Jul 1, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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