Apparently an accident site, which probably had two or three marked police cars with lights flashing, and traffic cones to divert traffic.

He drove between the cones.

Drunk.

On a moped.

Weighing 300 lbs.

not carrying it? That poor moped.

and a triple word score for the half-assed “it’s Saturday” execution

hes going to get a one game suspension. this is just plain stupid. I love how the cops could care less if your car is broken into or somebody is actually hurting somebody and they do nothing…but when they see somebody wobbling around in a moped…CHARGE! like its the top hit of the night. pathetic.

I actually think he shouldnt get any suspension. the fact that he was stupid enough to do what he did and he will get crap for the rest of life is penalty enough in my book. I live in florida. this is hysterical that the iowa city police even turn their attention to this. in the land of dumbass voters and many murders a day this is lame. hell a gaturd can smoke weed, down a twelve with urban meyer in their presence and hes not missing a game I can guarentee it

Kyle Calloway was just being an Eco-drunk. He gets 70 miles to the gallon on that hog.

Especially in light of the Stallworth situation. Granted, the only thing he would have been able to kill on that beast is a parking meter and possibly a light pole, but the facts remain the same. (sidenote: How goddamn stupid do you have to be to drive through a blocked-off accident scene with multiple squad cars and flashing lights? I’m more shocked that he blew just above 0.10; something this dumb should have warranted at least a 0.20 or above.)

That said, I sincerely hope that KF and the University look at the situation subjectively and look at this and, as stated above, let the public humiliation be punishment enough.

stallworth was doing way more than drinking…somehow that was kept out until recently. and first it was weed and nows it was something else…and stallworth wasnt on any moped. plus the fact that he did this several times and got away with….oh guess what it happened in florida too!

dont even compare the two. now its just getting beyond stupid when compare calloway with stallworth

I think drunk driving should be legal, but only while said drunk is intoxicatedly operating a MOPED. Think about it…they can only possibly injure themselves. If someone wants to roll the dice, have a sixer and go out for a cruise we should be encouraging them to make their vehicular weapon of choice a small two-wheeled tween-girl’s ride. Streamers should also be mandatory. The next time I see a line of people leaving the bar at closing time I would be happy to see them all revving up their 2-stroke engines…So I know my family is safe from them. I think Mother’s Against Drunk Driving (MADD) should endorse this type of thing. This could almost totally eliminate the deaths to innocent motorists at the hands of drunks behind the wheel! Thank you Mr. Calloway for opening our eyes to this solution! Legislation should be fast-tracked. Does anyone have Obama’s cell number?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s99ycqEvGc