Lately you guys seem to be posting more about the Gophers and your man crush Tim Brewster than you report on the Hawkeyes. Keep it up, we appreciate the pub!

Just how twisted/ obtuse those ‘parents’ are on his blog who are dropping off their little Jimmys in the dorm to be coached errrrr brainwashed/manipulated by this fucking idiot?!

For the sake of everyone’s entertainment, I hope Joel Maturi signs this tardrocket to a lifetime extension.

Are you fucking kidding me? Also, I thought the Minnesota Sport Information machine recognized Brewster as undefeated in his Gopher coaching career.

that he takes the score from his last big ten game of the season doubles the numbers and adds it to his record. Then forgets some of his other acutal wins. so yeah this year 110-0 got added.

What the fuck are you talking about? This whole Goddamned thread is one big fucking personal attack, is it not???

Brewster claiming a 113-61-1 record is pretty lame. He definitely fabricates things at times and I agree that he does give you a lot of material to work with!

It’s making me frowm. Brewster is a renowmed recruiter, one of the best aroumd. It’s a simmple fact that he’s an immprovement over Mason.

facepalm

Christ. He’s not Mason, so he’s got that going for him. Which is nice. But how the hell do you keep doing things like this? Is Tommy Flanagan (think Lovitz) his publicist?

After winning vs. Syracuse 38-3 (on “Junior Varsity”) Lookit here son, I say, son, did ya see that Gopher go after them Syracuse fellers? He scared ‘em! Them Orangemen turned white. Then Red. Then blue. Syracuse. Red, white, and blue. That’s a joke, son. A flag waver. You’re built too low. The fast ones go over your head. Ya got a hole in your glove. I keep pitchin’ ‘em and you keep missin’ ’em. Ya gotta keep your eye on the ball. Eye. Ball. I almost had a gag, son. Joke, that is.

After losing to Northwestern even with all the AI settings turned down low What’s the big… I say, what’s the big idea tackling my Gophers? You’re a wildcat, son. Cat’s don’t eat gophers. You’re goin’ about it all wrong! I don’t go around chasin’ mice! Stand up boy, you’re trippin’ over your own feet. Now you stay away from gophers and I’ll stay away from mice. That’s fair and square, and if you’d stop all your arguin’ and jawin’, you’d see my side of it!

that he doesn’t even count all the games he was a coach? Assuming he only coached in college (which he didn’t) and every season comprised 11 games (which assumes no bowls and all his experience came before the 12th game was added the schedule, neither of which are true) he would have a minimum of 231 games. Yet, he has only 175 as his listed record. As disingenuous as it is to say your games as the tight end’s coach count for coaching record, shouldn’t it really be an all or none proposition?

Chris Sims AND Alge Crumple

http://www.play4brew.com/umFinal.html

Barreiro & Reusse ripped him on their respective radio programs and Barreiro wrote this yesterday:

Friday 06-12-2009 9:25am CT
THE MORNING MIX (Vol. 292)
COACH BREW CONTRACT EXTENSION DRIVE EDITION

When the Gophers got off to a fast start last season, there were Gophers fans demanding that the University lock-in Tim Brewster long-term, before the football heavyweights start sniffing around Dinkytown. The Mix mocked and ridiculed the notion, calling it slightly premature.

The Mix would now like to apologize for that stance, and demand that athletics director Joel Maturi not wait another day. Or another hour. Not even another minute. When a coach compiles a record of 113-61-1, particularly at the football-impaired University of Minnesota, that kind of excellence must be rewarded.

Çlearly, Coach Brew is aware of this continuing injustice. It is, in fact, on his own website, as noted by Cedar Rapids Gazette sports columnist Mike Hlas, that Coach Brew notes “in total,” he “holds a coaching record of 113-61-1 (.645).”

Don’t you Gophers fans remember the way coach Brew was carried off the field when he won that landmark 100th victory? Was that in the sleet in Columbus? Snow in Ann Arbor? Or the cool comfort of the Metrodome?

You say you can’t quite find that one, or most of the other 113 in your memory bank? Well, neither can the Mix, which seems to vaguely remember a record of 8-17 at the U, not to mention a still-intact five-game losing streak that included getting nipped by Iowa, 55-0 in the regular-season finale last season.

No matter. Coach Brew is taking credit for 113 victories compiled as an assistant coach under Mack Brown, Marty Schottenheimer and Mike Shanahan. Wow. That works out pretty well for Coach Brew. who is hiding behind that weaselly, sly “in total” phrase to cover his rear end regarding his coaching record. Works out real well for a guy who never even ascended to the position of offensive or defensive coordinator.

Especially when his only real coaching record is the aforementioned 8-17.

But hey, who are we to quibble? What’s good for the tight ends coach surely should be good for other support staff: “This dedicated and talented Jock Washer has compiled a sterling record of 113-61-1 while taping ankles and distributing electrolyte replacement drinks.”

http://www.kfan.com/pages/psn_danbarreiro.html