I'll take Monsanto any day over this:
(video may be NSFW, or not...I don't even really know.)
I'm pretty sure these kids went to the School of Agriculture at Michigan State, either that or Just Northwestern alums convinced them it was "more in tune with Mother Earth."
In other news...what the hell are we supposed to do until August? Do we have a baseball team? What about Women's Lacrosse? BHGP is too quickly turning into "The Daily Updates of Shonn Greene in Jets Minicamp Blog."