VERY IMPORTANT WRESTLING UPDATE

by Oops Pow Surprise on May 7, 2009 3:00 PM CDT in News Comment 22 comments

BREAKING NEWS...

That is all.

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more like BREAKING NOSE

AMIRITE

I do what I can.

by Anonymous Hero on May 7, 2009 11:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I'm glad it's a looping video

That way I didn’t have to hit “play” the 35-40 times I watched it.

Hopefully that guy gets his face sewed back on in time for basketball season.

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on May 7, 2009 11:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Got Herpes?

Date others with herpes.

I wonder how that advertisement banner popped up.

by Cairo on May 7, 2009 11:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Interesting

According to SBN, the ads are specifically targeted at users based on their individual web searches and buying patterns.

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on May 8, 2009 8:53 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

To us... it's not herpes,

it’s ourpes.

by Cairo on May 8, 2009 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

And all I’m getting is some University of Phoenix bullshit.

Have a "great HD day!" - Jay Paterno

by ReadingRambler on May 8, 2009 8:58 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I have no banner

Shit , am I dead

Iowa Basketball: We don't rebuild, we implode.

by three and out the kok story on May 8, 2009 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

That is a whole new kind of awesome.

by iowagnome on May 7, 2009 11:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

mmmmm...facial carpet burn

That is so awesome. I have no other words.

by DowntownmplsHAWK on May 8, 2009 8:34 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Wow

That may have made my weekend…

Fuck tOSU

by ajs1122 on May 8, 2009 1:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

MarcMorehouse

I’ve watched that 468 times and counting.

"I always like it better when the clowns seem to try to be happy."

by MarcMorehouse on May 8, 2009 3:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

once at the mall. It was of a midget, little person, dwarf, keebler, spud, kneebiter, jockey (I want to cover all names considering I never know what to call them and I don’t want to offend anyone). Anyway, the midget was wearing a basketball jersey and going up for a dunk. Caption read “Life is Hard Play Short”. So of course I bought it. My mother didn’t like it so much. As I persisted to tell my mom that it was no big deal as we walked through the mall, wouldn’t you know it a real life midget walks by. I tried not to stare at him, as I didn’t want to make him angry. I think I still have that poster somewhere.

by hawkfaninboston on May 9, 2009 9:26 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs

You sir are a hero

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on May 10, 2009 1:13 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hero?

That I am not sir.

Proud owner of HellStorm-Neoprene Shin/Knee Pads?

Yes, that I am sir.

by hawkfaninboston on May 10, 2009 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Welcome back

We missed you.

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on May 11, 2009 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

+1 to you... if you ever consider selling that poster, please let me know

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member

by TheMightyErik on May 13, 2009 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

That is roughly 3 billion times more entertaining that actual Iowa wrestling

Sorry, Ross.

by NorseHawk on May 10, 2009 9:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

That is 3 billion time more entertaining than just about anything

Have a "great HD day!" - Jay Paterno

by ReadingRambler on May 10, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i will fite you

I do what I can.

by Anonymous Hero on May 11, 2009 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

The more I watch it, I can't help but wonder

If the guy in the yellow speedo in the foregroud at the end is approaching the faceslider to check if he’s okay or if he simply recognized a good opportunity for an easy pin.

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on May 10, 2009 11:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Yeah, it's kinda a shame

it cuts off there. Would love to see what he would do.

The face slide is superimpressive. By my estimation, little dude faceslid quite a bit farther than he is tall. I’m not sure the Nigerian breakdancers at Wizards halftime shows can say as much.

Hey, this game is fun too and you can make it fun. --j. odrick
But I’m biased towards tailgating, as you may imagine. -ts
Ignore the accolades – just enjoy the games. -bb&w

by jtothep on May 11, 2009 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs