The Rivalry Esq Does, "You Found Me!", Army Style

by Graham Filler on May 3, 2009 8:18 PM CDT

Because this will get more respect/awesome responses on Black Heart Gold Pants than on The Rivalry, enjoy my favorite "You Found Me!" Rivalry visitor of this week. I guess the National Guard isn't the easy ride it was back in George Dubya's day...wait, yes it is, as our visitor finds this article during his mid day Internet searches. All together now..

That I'm proud to be an American,
where at least I know I'm free.
And I wont forget the men who died,
who gave that right to me.

And I gladly stand up,
next to you and defend her still today.
‘Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land,
God bless the USA.

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Cornshoe Hammaker?

I do have more rhymes than Jamaica got mangos.

by LuebkeSwims! on May 3, 2009 10:09 PM CDT reply actions

I was hoping

That we could get a screencap with some wicked tranny porn in the toolbar. Get at it, Cracker.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on May 3, 2009 10:34 PM CDT reply actions

whats a screencap

by Graham Filler on May 4, 2009 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions

OOHHHH I know what it is

sorry, Hawkeye State screen shotted this for me, he didn’t have anything interesting…except TSCLIENT!!! WOOooo

by Graham Filler on May 4, 2009 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions

It's when

you get so excited watching a movie, you just hafta bust a cap in the screen.

Hey, this game is fun too and you can make it fun. --j. odrick
But I’m biased towards tailgating, as you may imagine. -ts
Ignore the accolades – just enjoy the games. -bb&w

by jtothep on May 6, 2009 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions

"buxuom women"???

Poor spelling aside, who the hell searches for buxom women? I can think of about 5,000 euphemisms for large-breasted women that I would use before using “buxom women”. It’s like this guy is searching the internet in the 1950s.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on May 4, 2009 2:26 PM CDT reply actions