It's A Celebration
by Adam Jacobi on May 13, 2009 9:16 PM CDT
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Celebrating the only way I know how.
Today's a fine, fine day, people. Most of you have heard of The Sporting Blog, which features such Blogfrican luminaries as Orson/Spencer from EDSBS, Bethlehem Shoals from Free Darko, and Chris Littmann from First Cuts. Those are just the three names that come most immediately to mind; there isn't a bad writer on the roster.
...until now.
Following a colossal error in judgment, TSB has decided to bring me, Oopsworth Powell Surprisington, in as their weekend editor, starting May 23. Like my stint at the FanHouse, I'll be posting under my given name, Dick Biggington Dirk Thunderpenis Maude Sagtits Adam Jacobi.
You're probably asking, "if this doesn't go into effect until 10 days from now, why are you posting it today instead of one of the 7 articles you've gotten 75% done?" The answer is simple. Because this is bragging, and bragging is fun.
Speaking of bragging...
We were getting the feeling you PSU fans were getting complacent, maybe even cracking a smile here or there, and we cannot have that. Never forget.
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ive never heard of any of those "people" "quote unquote"
not impressed, not impressed at all.
I do what I can.
Weak shit
Well that just about erased all my good vibes from the Pens winning last night.
Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.
Yeah right
Nothing, NOTHING, will erase the good vibes from watching Ovulation and his boys play like shit.
Have a "great HD day!" - Jay Paterno
by ReadingRambler on May 14, 2009 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions
what the fuck
are the pens… do you mean penis? it’s okay to type the whole word here.
by shada's revenge on May 15, 2009 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions
It’s spelled “Flyers”, not “penis”.
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 15, 2009 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions
So the mail I addressed to
Lance Hardwood was incorrect?
Maize n Brew
Because Football is Better with Beer
by Maize n Brew Dave on May 14, 2009 10:14 AM CDT reply actions
You suck and you probably have rabies.
Have a "great HD day!" - Jay Paterno
by ReadingRambler on May 14, 2009 10:36 AM CDT reply actions
I give people the benefit of the doubt
Have a "great HD day!" - Jay Paterno
by ReadingRambler on May 14, 2009 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Dear Mr. Surprisington
Please kindly Suck It.
p.s., be sure to get your oopsworth.
yours in big, smiley, smiliciousness,
jtothemotherphuquinp (all over you and your reminders)
Hey, this game is fun too and you can make it fun. --j. odrick
But I’m biased towards tailgating, as you may imagine. -ts
Ignore the accolades – just enjoy the games. -bb&w
P.P.S. How many national titles does Iowa football have?
roflmao1 LOLBOATS
Have a "great HD day!" - Jay Paterno
by ReadingRambler on May 14, 2009 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions
P.P.P.S.
How much does it suck to live in Iowa?
How could Nixon know so little about Watergate and so much about football ?
p.p.p.p.s
Congrats on the new gig. Will look fwd to checking out your creativity over there.
Hey, this game is fun too and you can make it fun. --j. odrick
But I’m biased towards tailgating, as you may imagine. -ts
Ignore the accolades – just enjoy the games. -bb&w
Iowa City is nice
can’t speak for anywhere else
by shake n bake on May 14, 2009 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Ummm
where i grew up (western iowa) has a lot going for it… namely, it’s not pennsylvania
by shada's revenge on May 15, 2009 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions
It doesn't suck to live in Iowa
That’s why all the college graduates from the state move to Minneapolis and Chicago.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on May 15, 2009 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions
Those who move to Minneapolis and Chicago
came from there in the first place.
Lots of kids come to Iowa City from the big city with the express intent of returning there.
In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.
- Thomas Jefferson
by Hawkeyewith49Jackrabbits on May 20, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
The date of our revenge draws nearer.
And then all you will have is leman, who sucks.
They don’t have the tradition to hold our nuts
I cant wait for September 26!!!!
Iowa definitely replaces michigan this year as the fairly insignificant, yet uber important revenge game…that’s right, insignificant.
"Even though it was bouncing, I knew it was so soft that it was just going to stay in," Battle said. "Then I ran around like a lunatic."
Also I shall find my way over to the sporting blog to observe the hilarity that shall ensue.
"Even though it was bouncing, I knew it was so soft that it was just going to stay in," Battle said. "Then I ran around like a lunatic."
Please tell me you'll still post all your best dick 'n puss jokes here......
That other blog will just get the leftovers, right?
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on May 14, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions
Sir, your entree has arrived.
"Never. We would never shoot nuclear weapons at Decepticons." -- Gen. Jack Jacobs
by Run Up The Score on May 14, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions
It could be worse
OPS could have paid to put up a billboard at the corner of University Dr & Park Ave, similar to what one Buckeye did in Detroit.
¿Quieres chiclets?
I like
how “Treason” is an interest. The arson bit? We all know that’s just an addiction. Own it, man, own it!
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