Tim Brewster Tweets
/diagrams trick play
What if we pulled the guard to block the middle linebacker?
/changes diagram to pull guard
And if the tight end has the strong safety...
EXCELSIOR!
That is a TREMENDOUS play!
I need to share this with WIN FIGHT TRY
Oh, I forgot my Motivational Tourette's medication today.
I need to share this TREMENDOUS new play with my minions on Twitter!
Secretary
Yes sir?
I have created a TREMENDOUS trick play, and must share this GO GOPHERS WIN BEST BANK TRY with my fans on Twitter. Be seated near the personal computer.
What, THIS computer?
Yes, the personal computer on my desk.
You want to use Twitter with this?
Yes, I want to inform my followers of this amazing development. Underling, is there a problem with my personal computer?
Sir, this is an Apple IIe. It's older than Dominic Jones. Or his victims, for that matter. We could just use my iPhone.
SILENCE! I will not tolerate insubordination! Sit at that personal computer.
Take dictation.
We have WIN FIGHT BEST TREMENDOUS COMPETE GOPHER GOPHER GOPHER
We have WIN FIGHT BEST TREMENDOUS COMPETE GOPHER GOPHER GOPHER
HIGH FIVES EVERYWHERE GO GOPHER EXCLAMATION POINT EXCLAMATION POINT EXCLAMATION POINT
HIGH FIVES EVERYWHERE GO GOPHER!!!
GREAT ATTITUDE AND EFFORT TODAY WIN WIN FIGHT GOPHER TREMENDOUS TRY BEST EXCLAMATION POINT EXCLAMATION POINT EXCLAMATION POINT
Sir
EXCLAMATION POINT EXCLAMATION POINT EXCLAMATION POINT
Sir?
EXCELLENCE ON AND OFF THE FIELD WIN FIGHT TRY BEST devised a fantastic new...
Why aren't you typing, Secretary?
Did you forget your meds today, Coach?
Why do you ask?
/looks at monitor
GREAT ATTITUDE AND EFFORT TODAY WIN WIN FIGHT GOPHER TREMENDOUS TRY BEST!!!!!!
Oh no.
- Meanwhile, at BHGP Labs -
The offseason sucks
There's nothing to write about
GREAT ATTITUDE AND EFFORT TODAY WIN WIN FIGHT GOPHER TREMENDOUS TRY BEST!!!!!!
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SECRETARY
SECRETARY
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Your choice in secretaries continues to be fantasatic.
+1
Hilarious
Kath?
by psuphiman80 on Apr 5, 2009 3:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Tim Brewster + JoePa + Zook = automatic rec
"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."
by ReadingRambler on Apr 5, 2009 5:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I never get tired of the amateur photoshops of that stadium.
It’s so bad that it’s … perfect.
GO GOPHERS FIGHT WIN HOW ARE WE DOWN BY 45 POINTS IN THE THIRD QUARTER WIN FIGHT GOELEVEN
by indyhawk on Apr 5, 2009 6:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Having to be subjected to this gasbag's sound bites on the radio and TV here in the Twin Cities
This is spot-fucking-on. Fantastic job and please keep Brewster’s Tweeting adventures in heavy rotation here.
by Twin Cities Hawk on Apr 6, 2009 8:11 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
J. Lehman sucks
This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope.
by psu on Apr 6, 2009 1:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You spell like shit
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Apr 6, 2009 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
J. Lehman might suck, but J Leman is fucking awesome
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Apr 6, 2009 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ill bet he was proud of the state of iowa this weekend
I do what I can.
by Anonymous Hero on Apr 6, 2009 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now We Know Why The Fucking Idiot Deleted All Of His Tweets!
Great Job!!
by PantherHawk on Apr 8, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs






















