Apparently "Propose to your football coach" is the number 5 item on Stephen Colbert's "Things to do if you live in Iowa" list.
Okay, so maybe it's not an entirely Hawkeye related joke, but it's got football and it's funny, so check out the video anyway.
Iowa joke starts at the 2:01 mark. Video: Colbert Coalition's Anti-Gay Marriage Ad.
GOD DAMMIT. Still 9 words short. This video deserves better than a lowly "FanShot."