TWITTER WIN

by Adam Jacobi on Apr 22, 2009 11:33 PM CDT in Football Comment 17 comments

So I was on Twitter tonight, and JayPa makes an offhand mention of taking questions from fellow... Tweeters? I don't know what we call us. Anyway, I decided to settle a long-standing debate:

@JayPaterno I have a question-- guns for coaches on gameday? would cut down on unsportsmanship, imo.
about 3 hours ago from web in reply to JayPaterno

He answered, presumably because he doesn't get these blogs these days or something:

Jaypatwit_medium

That's right, JayPa just told me that coaches should be given "Tazers" [sic]. I believe I'll be enjoying a victory lap or 16. As you were.

Oh, and do you agree? Guns for coaches on gameday or not? It's just 12 days a year!

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You know what this means

“Joe Paterno has announced that Civil War veteran Cornshoe Hammaker will be named the offensive coordinator for the 2009 season.”

by DevonEdwards on Apr 22, 2009 11:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

CORNSHOE HAMMAKER RIDES AGAIN!

by DevonEdwards on Apr 23, 2009 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

+10000 Cocktails to you sir

Kath?

by psuphiman80 on Apr 23, 2009 12:04 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Slow clap

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Apr 23, 2009 12:45 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

For once..

I must give JayPa credit. He accomplished both sarcastic and funny in response to your funny and sarcastic question. Golf clap for both of you!

by psu1313 on Apr 23, 2009 7:03 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Yes, +100 to JayPa

Let’s be clear about this much: JayPa here is full of win, not full of fail.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Apr 23, 2009 8:22 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oh, and do you agree? Guns for coaches on gameday or not? It’s just 12 days a year!

Yes, they should have firearms. Mainly because it would lead to…

DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME I SHOT DON NEHLEN WITH A BLUNDERBUSS?

Have a "great HD day!" - Jay Paterno

by ReadingRambler on Apr 23, 2009 7:48 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I love this site.

Blunderbuss. Heh.

by rockyh on Apr 23, 2009 8:27 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Brew, shooting his in the air to get everyone EXCITED, GO FIGHT WIN!!!!, would take out half the fans attending a game.
Zooker would accidently shoot himself or someone else attempting to demonstrate that his guns were more powerful.
JoePa, who should not be able to drive, nonetheless own a gun, would schedule the spring game on St. Patrick’s day, so he could try to shoot all the damn Irish.
Fitz would save all his ammo for Iowa game.
Weis , confusing his rifle with licorice, would eat it. Thereafter, he would be able to shoot bullets out of mouth by banging his patrick duffy leg against the ground (ala the bull in the Bug Bunny cartoons).
KF would likely shoot James for just being stupid.

Iowa Basketball: We don't rebuild, we implode.

by three and out the kok story on Apr 23, 2009 9:05 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs