TWITTER WIN
by Oops Pow Surprise on Apr 22, 2009 11:33 PM CDT
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So I was on Twitter tonight, and JayPa makes an offhand mention of taking questions from fellow... Tweeters? I don't know what we call us. Anyway, I decided to settle a long-standing debate:
@JayPaterno I have a question-- guns for coaches on gameday? would cut down on unsportsmanship, imo.
He answered, presumably because he doesn't get these blogs these days or something:
That's right, JayPa just told me that coaches should be given "Tazers" [sic]. I believe I'll be enjoying a victory lap or 16. As you were.
Oh, and do you agree? Guns for coaches on gameday or not? It's just 12 days a year!
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“Joe Paterno has announced that Civil War veteran Cornshoe Hammaker will be named the offensive coordinator for the 2009 season.”
by DevonEdwards on Apr 22, 2009 11:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Slow clap
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Apr 23, 2009 12:45 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
For once..
I must give JayPa credit. He accomplished both sarcastic and funny in response to your funny and sarcastic question. Golf clap for both of you!
by psu1313 on Apr 23, 2009 7:03 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes, +100 to JayPa
Let’s be clear about this much: JayPa here is full of win, not full of fail.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Apr 23, 2009 8:22 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, and do you agree? Guns for coaches on gameday or not? It’s just 12 days a year!
Yes, they should have firearms. Mainly because it would lead to…
DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME I SHOT DON NEHLEN WITH A BLUNDERBUSS?
Have a "great HD day!" - Jay Paterno
by ReadingRambler on Apr 23, 2009 7:48 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh the humanity
Brew, shooting his in the air to get everyone EXCITED, GO FIGHT WIN!!!!, would take out half the fans attending a game.
Zooker would accidently shoot himself or someone else attempting to demonstrate that his guns were more powerful.
JoePa, who should not be able to drive, nonetheless own a gun, would schedule the spring game on St. Patrick’s day, so he could try to shoot all the damn Irish.
Fitz would save all his ammo for Iowa game.
Weis , confusing his rifle with licorice, would eat it. Thereafter, he would be able to shoot bullets out of mouth by banging his patrick duffy leg against the ground (ala the bull in the Bug Bunny cartoons).
KF would likely shoot James for just being stupid.
Iowa Basketball: We don't rebuild, we implode.
by three and out the kok story on Apr 23, 2009 9:05 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
JoePa doesn't drive.
He rides around State College on his bicycle. My friend Amy said she almost hit him with her car one time.
by Bucketochicken on Apr 23, 2009 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This
I will haunt your dreams and eat your children.
by Dr. Hawk on Apr 24, 2009 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Wow
Have a "great HD day!" - Jay Paterno
by ReadingRambler on Apr 24, 2009 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
But what would they do with Tazers?
Hey, this game is fun too and you can make it fun. --j. odrick
But I’m biased towards tailgating, as you may imagine. -ts
Ignore the accolades – just enjoy the games. -bb&w
by jtothep on Apr 23, 2009 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Coaches with Guns is bad for Illinois recruiting
Most of their recruits do not understand the distinction between “shotgun formation” and a plain old shotgun.
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Apr 23, 2009 11:23 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
LEAVE JAYPA ALONE!!!! LEAVE JAYPA ALONE!!!
They don’t have the tradition to hold our nuts
by psu on Apr 23, 2009 12:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ALL YOUR TAZZZZZERRRRSSSS BELONG TO US
by txhawkeye on Apr 23, 2009 1:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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