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MONDAY QUICK HITZ: WHY DON'T YOU CRY ABOUT IT, SADDLEBAGS?

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Imagine what he thinks of Mark Mangino.  Shortly after arriving in Minneapolis a couple of years ago, Tim Brewster made some waves by allegedly calling Charlie Weis fat.  Brewster issued a string of denials, and the whole thing went away.

Apparently, however, Brewster's hatred of the portly is not limited to fellow coaches.  Last week, a cryptic message appeared on the oft-celebrated Play4Brew Twitter feed (God bless RSS readers; nothing is ever deleted):

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The post was taken down almost immediately, surely due in no small part to the fact that the head coach of the Minnesota Golden Gophers can't get that "your/you're" dichotomy straight.  That thing is two more ellipses from being a SpartyMSU post.

At first, we just thought Brewster was drunk again.  But the Minneapolis Star-Tribune has an alternate theory: Brewster was taking a cheap shot at columnist Patrick Reusse, who has spent 2 years shredding Brew (and drawing the ire of the Gopher faithful) and who is, how shall we say, obese.

Reusse, in classic Reusse fashion, is above the fray:

"Coach Brew has detected that I'm overweight and that makes him an astute observer. And this situation could in no way lessen my opinion of him."

Minnesota is coming off a campaign where they increased fan expectations considerably, and are staring in the face of a schedule that includes Cal and Air Force (not exactly USC and Florida, but a big upgrade over last season) and an unfortunate rejiggering of the Big Ten calendar in which they avoid Michigan and Indiana.  The worst course of action in such a circumstance is to attack the media.  This is the exact reason why you don't let your coaches use Twitter.  It's also the exact reason why I'm so happy coaches use Twitter.  (T/F/J: 11W for getting to it first, and PantherHawk for the Trib link)

You're dead to me.  In the wake of the Ann Arbor News' death, our SBN brethren at Maize n' Brew take a look at the accelerating demise of the newspaper industry.  While it is a comprehensive and insightful post, I think it discounts one factor:  Everything in Michigan is dying.  Nevertheless, it is an interesting topic, especially considering that the best, most in-depth coverage of Iowa athletics is now being provided by the Gazette sportswriters (Hlas, Morehouse, Doc) primarily via their respective blogs.

I didn't do it.  Nobody saw me do it.  You can't prove a thing.  Nope.  We have nothing to do with this.  Nothing at all.

Hopefully he's more successful than the WB Network.  After his stellar work during the NCAA wrestling championships, BHGP is proud to announce frequent commenter RossWB is coming aboard as Senior Hot Man-on-Man Action Correspondent.  He'll also be contributing where he can, specifically in buying donuts for Oops and HS and distracting the ugly girls while we hit on their hot friends.

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Reusse Article

I believe this is one of the articles that has Brewster twittering mad at Reusse.

It tastes just as good today as it did 6 months ago

by Internet Legend on Apr 20, 2009 12:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Pure Yum

Especially this:

A 55-point loss that was the fifth-worst in Gophers history

Hey, this game is fun too and you can make it fun. --j. odrick
But I’m biased towards tailgating, as you may imagine. -ts
Ignore the accolades – just enjoy the games. -bb&w

by jtothep on Apr 22, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Reusse's Reply On His Blog

Brewster: Accurate, not truthful
Saturday, April 18, 2009
Here’s an admission: I was signed up for Twitter by both AM1500 and the Star Tribune. Any messages you receive under my name are generic. I don’t know how to use the darn things.

This doesn’t prevent my receiving a handful of messages daily in the AM 1500 and Star Tribine e-mail accounts that indicate an individual is following me on Twitter.

There was a thrilling revelation in my Strib account on Friday when the information arrived that Lindsay Whalen was following me on Twitter. Gadzooks! My favorite female athlete of all-time following me on Twitter.

If only I knew exactly what that meant, or how you would go back to responding.

We’ve had Julio Ojeda-Zapata, the technology writer for the St. Paul Pioneer Press, on "Reusse and Company’’ a few times since the morning show started on Jan. 12. Julio has written a book on Twitter. He’s explained and explained in our radio interviews, but all I’ve rally picked up is when you send a message on this service it’s a Tweet, not a Twitter.

You might have noticed the Star Tribune’s CJ was all over Twitter-gate this weekend. This involves a Tweet posted by Tim Brewster, the Gophers football coach, that read: "How would you like to wake up in the morning and look in the mirror … if your Fat Pat.’’

Coach Brew had some trouble with the "your’’ and the "you’re’’ part of the message, and could have used a question mark, but he was appealing to his base – true, maroon Gophers’ fans who don’t feel as if I’ve been completely supportive of U of M athletics in print or on the airwaves.

And you can’t blame a fellow for appealing to his base.

We discussed Brewster’s Tweet early on Friday’s show. I said something such as, "Gosh, I thought Coach Brew and I had cuddled and made up when we had a sitdown in his office this winter, but apparently it didn’t go as well as I had thought.’’

Jay Kolls said: "It couldn’t have been you to whom he was referring in this one-liner. Maybe it was Pat Williams?’’

And then we went to Bob Berglund with the 5:35 a.m. news.

I had received numerous e-mails on Thursday sending along Coach Brew’s observation, and pointing out it was removed from his Twitter site – are they sites? – after an hour or two.

On Friday, a friend with a 100 percent accuracy record in passing along information from behind-the-scenes happenings in the U of M athletic department called to report that Brewster had been told to remove the grammatically incorrect Tweet.

Coach Brew resisted for a time, until it went from a suggestion to an order from a superior.

I’m not sure about Pat Williams, but as far as I’m concerned, this was unnecessary.

Whether the message stayed in public view or was removed, it would not change two facts: A) I’m very overweight; and B) I’m very suspicious of the manner Brewster is running his program.

My only problem is that Coach Brew apparently has suggested that someone hacked into his Twitter whatever and posted the message.

That’s a lie. It was his work, so why not say to CJ and others who ask that, yes, he posted the message and couldn’t have been more proud of its wittiness?

This isn’t Coach Brew’s first lie about a fat issue, by the way. A few weeks after he was hired, Brewster was making the rounds of the campus. These weren’t public events, but there was a young man raised as a Notre Dame fan who was in attendance.

When this individual mentioned the Irish, Brewster ridiculed the fatness of coach Charlie Weis – wondered why any top recruit would want to play for a fat guy like Charlie?

I was contacted by the Notre Dame fan and given the details. I e-mailed Brewster and he denied the conversation. I printed the denial. The Notre Dame fan called and said, "He can deny it all he wants, but he said it.’’

I believed the young man and that Brewster had shout off his mouth and now was trying to cover up. I know for certain it was Brewster’s Tweet this week, not something from a hacker, and that he took it down against his will on orders from a superior.

I also know that he’s right in observation if not grammar when contending this Pat is fat.

Go Gophers!!
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Minnesota can’t play UND because of their offensive name; “Fighting Sioux,” but they retain this offensive POS as their FBHC?? lol What a crock of shit!

by PantherHawk on Apr 20, 2009 2:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

okay,

is that the real Pete Carroll that is following NotKirkFerentz?

I do what I can.

by Anonymous Hero on Apr 20, 2009 4:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

other way around

NotKirkFerentz is following the real(?) Pete Carroll

I got Summer hatin' on me cuz I'm hotter than the sun. Spring hatin' on me cuz I ain't never sprung
Winter hatin' on me cuz I'm colder than Y'all. And I will never, I will never, I will never Fall.
-Lil Wayne, Mr. Carter

by shake n bake on Apr 20, 2009 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

and that really is Pete Carroll

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Apr 20, 2009 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mmm... donuts.

I wish I could find a fucking Dunkin’ Donuts around the Twin Cities.

by RossWB on Apr 20, 2009 6:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

They're coming - Dunkin Donuts, that is

The only retailer that’s actually looking to expand – taking over where Starbucks is moving out of markets.

by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Apr 20, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Except Fat Kids, Right 'Coach?'

We want all kids to grow wanting to be Gophers!..Tonight we hope there are some kids that are dreaming of wearing the maroon and gold!
6:32 PM Apr 18th from web
 
we will be doing this every spring…next year the kids will get to run out of TCF Bank Stadium tunnel like the Gophers.
6:29 PM Apr 18th from web

Great Brew’s Crew Youth Day over 400 kids practiced with the Gophers…mark your calendar..
6:28 PM Apr 18th from web

by PantherHawk on Apr 21, 2009 8:14 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I know we take selected quotes from Brewster to mock him, but something isn’t right about him. This is a grown ass man doing this stuff – it’s embarassing.

by txhawkeye on Apr 21, 2009 9:10 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck

Zook, RichRod and Brewster – 3 stooges.

by txhawkeye on Apr 21, 2009 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Add

One part new breed ‘motivational’ steez.

Two parts old-school coaching stubbornness mentality.

Three parts straight corn dog.

And you’ve got yourself a nice brewster cocktail!

Hey, this game is fun too and you can make it fun. --j. odrick
But I’m biased towards tailgating, as you may imagine. -ts
Ignore the accolades – just enjoy the games. -bb&w

by jtothep on Apr 22, 2009 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

A little disappointing

I miss the good old days when coaches told reporters what they thought in person, and that was the end of it. Of course, that would require Patrick to attend a sporting event.

I’d like to point out that Brewster should get a passing grade for English in that tweet. Being a former football player, it is amazing that he was able to spell most of the words correctly.

by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Apr 22, 2009 9:49 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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