REMARCHIFORNICATION BRACKET MADNESS ROUND 2: J LEMAN AND OTHER SECRETARY VS. OLD SCHOOL HEP

Iconreman_medium Here we are, Other Secretary. Old School Hep's very own Cursed Cave!

Iconsecretary45_medium I'm scared, J!

Iconreman_medium Why are you always on the phone?

Newtesthep_medium WHO GOES THERE

Iconreman_medium It's me and Other Secretary, versus you! This is Remarchifornication!

Newtesthep_medium IT'S APRIL

Iconreman_medium I don't care what your calendar says. The March to Freedom continues every day of the year.

Newtesthep_medium THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE APRIL SHOWERS BRING MAY YOU PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP

Iconreman_medium Not until we have vanquished you in the name of the Stars and Bars!

Newtesthep_medium WHATEVER, YOU WIN, I SLEEP

Iconreman_medium V is for victory. Our victory.

Iconsecretary45_medium Hooray, big guy! We sure showed that old severed head! Go back to Miami of Ohio!

Iconreman_medium Uh-oh.

Oldtesthep_medium RAAAARRRAARRRRGH

Oldtesthep_medium IT IS MIAMI UNIVERSITY

Oldtesthep_medium NOW HEP MAD

Iconsecretary45_medium Bring it on, severed head! This is just what we wanted!

Iconreman_medium Babe, it's better when the bad guy doesn't want to do anything to you.

Oldtesthep_medium HEP CURRRRRRSE OTHER SECRETARYYYYY

Iconsecretary45_medium Aaaiiieeee---*pop*

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Iconreman_medium NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Iconosama_medium hellllp meeeee....

Oldtesthep_medium YOU MUST CHOOSE BETWEEN HEART AND COUNTRY, J LEMAN

Oldtesthep_medium OR DO YOU NOW TRULY LOVE... TERRORISM

Iconosama_medium NOT ALLAH BLESS AMERICA, NAW NAW

Iconosama_medium ALLAH DAMN AMERICA

Iconosama_medium IT'S IN THE KORAN, ALLAH DAMN AMERICA

Iconreman_medium Raaaaaaaaaah!! (unloads automatic rifle into Other Secretama bin Laden)

Iconosama_medium gehhh...

Oldtesthep_medium HEP ACTUALLY WANTED TO SEE YOU SEX UP OSAMA

Oldtesthep_medium NOW YOU DEAL WITH MY MOST VICIOUS MINIONS WHILE I CRUISE TO VICTORY UNIMPEDED

Iconreman_medium You fascist bastard! I'll kill you!

Oldtesthep_medium RAAAARRARARRRRGH YOU GO THROUGH TOM COVERDALE FIRST

Iconreman_medium Jesus, I hate that guy.

Iconcoverdale_medium April fool's, shithead! (brandishes a knife and snarls)

Iconreman_medium April Fool's... freedom rules.

Iconreman_medium /karate chops Coverdale's neck

Iconcoverdale_medium haaccckaackk

Iconcoverdale_medium /dead

Iconreman_medium NOW FOR YOU, TERRORIST SEVERED HEAD MOTHERFUCKER!

Iconreman_medium YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY, AND RIGHT NOW I AM VERY! FUCKING! ANGRY!

Oldtesthep_medium HEEEEEEP CURRRRRRRRRRRRSE

 

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