Here is what most considered the first real Day of Reckoning at BHGP. Cornshoe Hammaker and Smelley Cock are both, for all intents and purposes, entirely creations of the BHGP staff; whom the audience favors may go a long way in determining the direction of the site. Or OPS, HS, JHC, and HFMR may not give one single shit.
#4 SEED: CORNSHOE HAMMAKER
Tournament bid: Automatic (won Colonial Conference bid)
- Took over the Civil War
- Named one of our most epic commenters ever
- Killed Charlie Weis with his trusty Civil War cannon
- Must be at least 150 years old
- Wears corn for shoes
#5 SEED: SMELLEY COCK
Tournament bid: Conference champion (even though we normally despise the SEC)
- Fueled an entire month at BHGP
- Played like shit in the bowl game
- Transferred because it's all the coach's fault
- What could we possibly add?
- Except that he got passed over for this