REMARCHIFORNICATION BRACKET MADNESS ROUND ONE: CORNSHOE HAMMAKER VS. SMELLEY COCK

Here is what most considered the first real Day of Reckoning at BHGP. Cornshoe Hammaker and Smelley Cock are both, for all intents and purposes, entirely creations of the BHGP staff; whom the audience favors may go a long way in determining the direction of the site. Or OPS, HS, JHC, and HFMR may not give one single shit.

#4 SEED: CORNSHOE HAMMAKER

 

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Tournament bid: Automatic (won Colonial Conference bid)

Pros

Cons

  • Must be at least 150 years old
  • Wears corn for shoes

Statement

Iconcornshoes_medium Stand right over there

Iconcannon_medium BOOM

Iconbhgp_medium (you get decapitated in gloriously violent fashion)

Iconcornshoes_medium Cornshoe Hammaker rides again!

#5 SEED: SMELLEY COCK

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Tournament bid: Conference champion (even though we normally despise the SEC)

Pros

Cons

Statement

Iconsmelley_medium I think I smell like unwashed feet and stale farts

Iconsmelley_medium Or in other words, Quizno's

Iconsmelley_medium Why does that place stink like old fat people

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