REMARCHIFORNICATION BRACKET MADNESS ROUND ONE: WE'RE FIXING THAT THING OVER THERE

In light of the rather obvious voting fraud, which BHGP strongly condemns, we'rve decided to handle this KOK-Stall thing once and for all. So we've decided to settle this thing once and for all... with a Connect Four tournament! Wheeeeee!

Iconbhgp_medium Okay, you guys know the rules, right?

Iconokeefe_medium I studied for days!

Larry_craig_stall_on_left_medium I am a bathroom stall that is just fucking buried in semen.

Iconbhgp_medium Right, I don't know what worries me more.

Iconokeefe_medium Apples!

Iconbhgp_medium Oh god, let's just do this.

Larry_craig_stall_on_left_medium Hey, I have a problem.

Iconbhgp_medium Yeah? What's that?

Larry_craig_stall_on_left_medium Not to fuck a dead horse, but I'm a bathroom stall that people sexed each other up in.

Iconbhgp_medium Bad grammar, but okay, what are you getting at?

Larry_craig_stall_on_left_medium You should talk. I don't have arms. I can't play this.

Iconbhgp_medium Oh. Huh.

Iconokeefe_medium I win!

Iconbhgp_medium Well, bylaws say you actually have to connect four for this to be official, Ken.

Iconokeefe_medium Okee dokee.

Larry_craig_stall_on_left_medium This is unfair!

Iconbhgp_medium Unfair? Unfair is nightly beatings from your drunk father until he walks out on the family on your 8th birthday, but not before he throws the cake and kicks in the TV. That's unfair.

Larry_craig_stall_on_left_medium Wow, that happened to you? I'm so sorr--

Iconbhgp_medium No, not at all. I'm just saying that's pretty unfair.

Iconokeefe_medium Can we get started already? I wanna win!

Iconbhgp_medium Fair enough, Ken. Red or black?

Iconokeefe_medium Black, for black and yellow, our colors!

Larry_craig_stall_on_left_medium Good, red is the color of blood, and I'm used to that!

Iconbhgp_medium HOW CAN ANYONE LIKE YOU

Larry_craig_stall_on_left_medium Trust me, OPS; compared to the common man, you are nowhere near as perverted as you think you are.

Iconbhgp_medium Oy.

Larry_craig_stall_on_left_medium So bullshit.

Iconbhgp_medium Whatever. Go ahead and get this over with, Ken.

Iconokeefe_medium Get ready for the boom!

Iconconnect4_medium clink

Iconconnect4_medium clink

Iconconnect4_medium clink

Iconokeefe_medium Hmmmm....

Iconconnect4_medium clink

Iconconnect4_medium clink

Iconconnect4_medium clink clink clink

Iconconnect4_medium clink

Iconokeefe_medium Ta-da!

Iconbhgp_medium Okay, let's see... oh for crying out loud.

Connect4_medium

Iconbhgp_medium Okay, not only did you not put four in a row, but you put in one of the opponent's chips.

Iconokeefe_medium Yeah?

Iconbhgp_medium And a North Dakota quarter.

Iconokeefe_medium Minot!

Iconbhgp_medium And, somehow, Randy Marsh's head.

Iconokeefe_medium Connect four! Boomtown!

Iconbhgp_medium You're weird and we hate you.

Iconokeefe_medium So I win!

Iconbhgp_medium Well, no, technically, you have nothing here that counts as four in a row of anything. We'd really prefer it if you satisfied those obligations with the game pieces in front of you, but we gave up on specifics with you long ago. So all you have to do is connect four of nearly anything and we can---

Iconskylark_medium /CRASHES IN

Susqmva_medium

Iconbhgp_medium Oh, god damn it.

Iconokeefe_medium /is dead

Larry_craig_stall_on_left_medium /is very dead

Iconbhgp_medium dude.

Iconprater_medium Oh sorry, a bartender must have put alcohol in my coke.

Iconprater_medium LIKE NINE TIMES.

Iconbhgp_medium Yeah, we get it.

Iconprater_medium I mean, I was just going to be at the bar

Iconbhgp_medium We get it

Iconprater_medium and just hang out

Iconbhgp_medium WE GET IT

Iconprater_medium and not dahrink at all

Iconbhgp_medium WE FUCKING GET IT AND YOU'RE A LIAR

Iconprater_medium Whatevs, I'm going home now.

Iconbhgp_medium God damn it.

Iconprater_medium So... you need a guy for this spot?

Iconbhgp_medium Well, since you just hit both our candidates at 76 miles per hour, yes, I think we need to replace them.

Iconprater_medium Great! Now, my existence as a rhetorical device is unimpeachable.

Iconbhgp_medium Whatever.

Iconprater_medium BE SURE TO VOTE AGAINST ME NEXT WEEK OTHERWISE THE BARTENDER WILL PUT ALCOHOL IN YOUR SODA

Iconbhgp_medium God, I

Iconprater_medium I WILL RUN YOU OVER

Iconbhgp_medium hate my life.

"SHAUN PRATER'S EXCUSE" HAS TAKEN OVER KEN O'KEEFE'S SPOT IN THE TOURNAMENT.

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