I thought I would step in real quick and make all your pain go away. If only briefly.
I'm not handing out oxycontin just yet, but I do come bearing gifts. I have elegantly pieced together a video entitled "Iowa Hawkeye Football 2009 - The Year in Photos." Yeah I know, I'm like a goddam wizard.
So leave your inhibitions at the door, curl up on your couch with a snuggie and an oversized mug of hot chocolate and enjoy.
In four minutes and ten seconds you won't even fucking remember who Todd Lickliter is.
And now, back to the bloodshed.