WE ARE PWN3D STATE
We didn't rub it in their faces when we ruined their perfect season.
We didn't gloat when we burst their basketball bubble and sent them scurrying to the NIT.
We don't ban their fans from the comment threads, even if they aren't funny.

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Actually
I will take one of both.
If they want to blame Iowa for their face plant, I would proudly broadcast that.
In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.
- Thomas Jefferson
by Hawkeyewith49Jackrabbits on Mar 24, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions
No, it's not the faceplant
It’s that terrible map of the state. The entire southwest corner of the state is gone.
[Insert meth lab/literacy joke here]
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Patrick Vint on Mar 24, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
My friends and I have wanted to give the southern portion of the state to Missouri for years.
It would raise the collective IQ of both states. >ba-dum tsh<
Maybe Penn State just beat us to the punch.
(And for the record, I’m from Sioux City, so I know all about worthless parts of the state.)
Ah
I will agree it is kind of crappy.
In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.
- Thomas Jefferson
by Hawkeyewith49Jackrabbits on Mar 24, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
syphilis
I’d like to see you get it (hey, I’m being nice, at least it is treatable)
by The JuggerNitt on Mar 25, 2009 9:12 AM CDT up reply actions
I would love to see their entire student section wearing those t-shirts when we invade Happy Valley and kick their over-rated asses again.
What the?
Will someone pretty pretty fucking please spell out to me just exactly what PWN3D STATE means? I’m an idiot, I know. I just so so stupid…and retarded also….but I can’t take it. I’m begging someone…..please….
replace the p with an o and the 3 with an e
by shada's revenge on Mar 28, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions




















