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An Important Decision

Time to take a step away from the bloodbath that is JoePa vs. the Chinese Security Guards. Vote anyway, if you haven't already. But there's a question bugging me, and since it's Remarchifornication and all, I'll share it with you folks.

The NBA fans among you may recall that Allen Iverson recently cut his trademark cornrows, citing a need for change, Obama's presidency, and the request of his family. Seriously, that's not a joke:

And that got ol' Oopsie thinking. What if it's time for a change of my own? Can't really do much with my hair at this point, but what if it's something that's near something that's near and dear to my heart.

Is it time to switch back to briefs?

I mean look. I'm 27. My free-wheeling boxer days with their polka dots and their hearts Hello Kitties GUNS AND SHIT stripes had a good run. But Obama's the president now, so it's all about change. That means, to me, to dress like a grown-ass man.

So we decided to plug all the data into the BHGP COMPUTOTRON 2000 and get an accurate representation of "OPS in tighty whiteys." Your answer:

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The overturned cop car, beer in hand, adoring crowd, rocking stache... That's about right.

What do you folks think? Is it time to CELEBRATE GOOD OBAMA COME AWWN in my BVDs from now on?

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Compromise. Rock the Boxer Briefs.

The Yin and Yang of undergarments. The best of both worlds. The perfect balance. Plus chicks dig ’em.

Go Hawks!

by CUNKNNK on Mar 2, 2009 4:44 PM CST reply actions  

I'm in the process of coverting myself.

I mean, true, ya gotta let ya nuts hang and all, but there’s also something to be said for keeping things a bit more uh, neat & tidy and less… um, noticeable, while still staying comfortable and not too compact, yet not looking like a 10-year-old/60-year-old when it comes time to drop trou…

Anyway yeah, go with the boxer-briefs. ComfortSoft waistband. It’s to comfort what the Reuben is to the sandwich – perfect.

by Bucketochicken on Mar 2, 2009 6:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Holyfuckingpopefuck that was kinda clumsily worded and rambly.

Just got done taking (tanking?) a test. Brain mushy need brown liquor.

by Bucketochicken on Mar 2, 2009 6:12 PM CST up reply actions  

But boxer briefs aren't FUNNY, guys.

Jeeeeeeeez.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Mar 2, 2009 6:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh. humor.

Fine. Wear pantyhose. You can even cut the legs off so the pasty alibaster glory of your legs can be seen.
Namath did it. Are you man enough to follow his lead?

by chitownhawkeye on Mar 2, 2009 6:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Compression Shorts

smooth, soft and if you can sell it as for sports/running no stigma.

I ain't tryin' do you, I'm just tryin' do me
Last album did two, I'm just tryin' do three.
-Young Jeezy "I Luv It

by shake n bake on Mar 2, 2009 8:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I ain't tryin' do you, I'm just tryin' do me
Last album did two, I'm just tryin' do three.
-Young Jeezy "I Luv It

by shake n bake on Mar 2, 2009 8:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Leman and I were discussing this the other day (he stops by the BHGP office sometimes)

I wear these because, well, I’m a special guy:





Leman said he doesn’t leave the house unless he’s wearing these:


No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Mar 2, 2009 8:40 PM CST reply actions  

if it's not too late

u’d look sporting in these. I’m not sure what size you wear, Mr. Oops, but they have them in Large, and Medium. JAMES WINTERS WILL BE FINE THANK YOU.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Mar 3, 2009 4:54 PM CST reply actions  

here's the place to buy'em...get a set for

Mr. Hayden’s Moustache Ride too

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Mar 3, 2009 4:56 PM CST up reply actions  

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