Duke Moves Zack Asack From Quarterback To Safety
by Adam Jacobi on Mar 18, 2009 9:00 AM CDT
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His phone was the awesome.
I like how he’d be chattin up a honey in class then that thing would disappear into his jacket.
Zack Morris Cellular Network
Friends Forever
I can see Casey Casem now. No, really. He’s my bank teller.
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
That's a good move.
I don’t think you want a QB named “Asack”. Much better to have him on the defensive side of the ball.
The one where Jessie gets addicted to caffeine pills...
…is probably the most important 22 minutes of teenage television in history.
Oh please
The one where Zack found out he was part-Native American (despite his WASPy blonde-ness), then showed up late to win a long-distance race he had not trained for in the only two-team high school track meet ever against Valley after his mentor/relative died was far more important than that bitch Jessie’s caffeine pill addiction.
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Patrick Vint on Mar 18, 2009 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought any episode of "Jackass"
…was the most important 22 minutes of teenage television in history…well, that or the episode in the “Friends” spin-off, “Joey,” where Matt LeBlanc, er, I mean Ioey, goes to Tijuana.
"When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you don't know." Bill Parcells
The one where Miss Bliss dies was the ultimate.
by jebushchrist on Mar 18, 2009 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Absolutely
Never was a more powerful line uttered than when Zach asked the doctor, plaintively, “Well, why couldn’t the bell save her??”
Brings me chills just thinking about it. The canine AIDS… what a way for Miss Bliss to go.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Lies
The Drunk Driving episode (pretty sure I didn’t dream that up) was the best Very Special Episode, culminating with MPG gunning for an Emmy as he confesses. Truly, The Gang learned a valuable lesson that day: don’t hang out with dudes named Ox.
Plus, I’m with Hawkeye State, Jessie was a bitch, and I’m glad she wound up flunking out of college and resorting to stripping.
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