TUEZDAY QUICK HITZ: SBN EDITION
by Adam Jacobi on Mar 17, 2009 4:15 PM CDT
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PrintGood things are happening around the SB Nation. Most of them have nothing to do with sodomy, but are still good in their own quirky way anyway. Here are a few of those things.
The Hoosier Report (remember him?) is now The Crimson Quarry, and he has brought that familiar brand of "allow me to demonstrate how wrong you are" with him. Next in the crosshairs: Bob Knight and Billy Packer.
Rivalry, Esq. has a hero... and it's Bryan Bulaga. How again did Iowa's best lineman from 2008 (sorry, Olsen and Bruggeman, but this was no contest) not make first team All-BXI, again?
TNIAAM is selling Eric Devendorf's jockstrap. Sean, this is a joke, right? Um, right? You're scaring us.
Black Shoe Diaries blames us. Goooood. Let the anger out. One more for the road, BSD:
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DAMNIT!!
Why do I keep checking this silly blog. Torture at every turn!
But there is the JoePa, Secretary and Brewster banter that keeps me coming back for more.
"Even though it was bouncing, I knew it was so soft that it was just going to stay in," Battle said. "Then I ran around like a lunatic."
Whoa
Things are getting a little hot, emotions are running high, but lets keep our composure.
Leave corn out of this.
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Mar 18, 2009 9:46 AM CDT up reply actions
Corn ruins Penn State lives
it is fact.
1969 – Nixon, immediately after eating some corn, decides to declare the winner of the Texas-Arkansas game to be National Champions (rumors have it that pre-corn he was pro-PSU)
1994 – Huskers
1999 – The Minnesota WR who dove and caught the deflected 4th down pass reportedly was on LSD and thought the football was a piece of corn. Had he not been so hungry (and hallucinating) the ball would have bounced harmlessly on the ground.
2008 – well, FUCK CORN
by The JuggerNitt on Mar 18, 2009 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Black Shoes hates PFAC51
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this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Corn tastes like shit
"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."
by ReadingRambler on Mar 18, 2009 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions
You've tasted shit?
"When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you don't know." Bill Parcells
by StoopsMyAss on Mar 18, 2009 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
No, it's what an Iowa fan told me
"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."
by ReadingRambler on Mar 18, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Corn is fun!
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Mar 18, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Here is a traditional Iowa School event
This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope.
Let's not be ridiculous
There’s no Campbell County in Iowa. Our cornholing tourneys all take place on our own time, no school involvement whatsoever.
I do have more rhymes than Jamaica got mangos.
by LuebkeSwims! on Mar 18, 2009 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions
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