(Because I would much rather remember football then basketball right now)
As we all know, the beating the Hawks put on the Lolphers up in Kinnick North was a glorious sight, but have we ever stopped to consider Tim Brewster's feelings?
We he came in, the scars were still on their collective psyche from us taking down their goalposts. Then we humiliated them again this year. And the final straw? Well, it probably involved some drunken fornication.
And we all laughed. Mainly because it was funny, but still. Did you see what's happened? Poor Tim Brewster won't even step foot into the terrordome again. No Vikings games, no Twins games (well, until they both get new stadiums). No..umm...high school games. Or anything else they do in that hellhole.
Are you happy now? Is this still funny?
(Answer: Yes and yes)