REMARCHIFORNICATION BRACKET MADNESS ROUND 1: J LEMAN VS. OTHER SECRETARY

#2 SEED: J LEMAN

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Tournament bid: Awarded by Congress (at gunpoint)

Pros

Cons

Statement

Iconreman_medium Hey.

Iconsecretary45_medium Hey.

Iconbhgp_medium What's going on? You guys can't talk to each other in the statements.

Iconreman_medium Sounds like you're trying to restrict my First Amendment rights.

Iconbhgp_medium Wait, no, no, that's not what I

Iconreman_medium Sounds like you're anti-Freedom.

Iconbhgp_medium Oh, shit, God no.

Iconreman_medium Let's take this to your statement, Other Secretary. Maybe we'll get a little peace and quiet.

Iconsecretary45_medium That's what I'm talkin' about.

Iconbhgp_medium God damn it.

#7 SEED: OTHER SECRETARY


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Tournament bid: Title IX

Pros

Cons

  • Couldn't put the phone down to save her life

Statement

Iconsecretary45_medium So...?

Iconreman_medium You saved my life, Other Secretary. And here we are, pitted against each other.

Iconsecretary45_medium I know, J. It seems so unfair.

Iconbhgp_medium Guys, you can't

Iconreman_medium We can't what? Peaceably assemble? You sure about that, Hitler?

Iconbhgp_medium GOD DAMN IT.

Iconreman_medium I have an idea, Other Secretary. It's you and me against the world.

Iconbhgp_medium If I may, J. Bylaws state that you have to have a first round opponent.

Iconsecretary45_medium I got this one, Mr. Leman. Here's an old friend we can go against.

#7 SEED: DANCING LEBRON INSURANCE ADVICE

Pros, Cons, Statement

Iconreman_medium Good call, baby.

Iconsecretary45_medium Thanks, Mr. Leman.

Iconreman_medium No, baby. Call me J.

Iconsecretary45_medium (blushes)

J LEMAN AND OTHER SECRETARY HAVE JOINED FORCES AND ARE NOW FACING DANCING LEBRON INSURANCE ADVICE.

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