Pity Vote

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Mar 10, 2009 7:24 PM CDT in Iowa Hawkeyes Game Threads

In another inexplicable move destined to fail, Jamie Pollard has hired me, HFMR, as his Remarchifornication campaign manager. Yeah it’s an awful idea but nobody else was going to take such a shitty job.

His first order of business was to ban me from using the term "inconsolable." Another terrible idea because without that I pretty much have nothing.

The best I could do was to put together a short video documenting the last known conversation he had with Gene Chizik. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll vote Pollard…….or......whoever you want. Fuck it, I'm not that heavily invested in this one. I had all my money on a different pony.

/points to sky

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More than horses

That was amazing.

by JCCW Jerry on Mar 11, 2009 6:46 AM CDT reply actions

Let's Take That Bastard Down Together...

HFMR -

Cornshoe here. I know you have suffered a terrible loss recently. We all know that the healing process can only begin with vengence. After watching that amazing campaign pitch for Pollard, it is clear to me that you should be running my show for the remainder of Remarchifornication.

Let’s take down that bastard “Shawn Prater’s Excuse” together. I’ve got a Civil War cannon. You’ve got KOK’s playbook. Let’s do some damage…..

Yee-Haw! I ride again!

by Cornshoe Hammaker on Mar 11, 2009 7:33 PM CDT reply actions