SEED #3: JAMIE POLLARD
Tournament bid: Consolation prize in Gene Chizik sweepstakes (shown above)
Commissioned a Beyond Photoshop of the new coach
Took his inconsolability across memes
None at all.
Shut up! Just shut up! Don't look at me! I'm not crying! Jamie Pollard wouldn't cry! I love my job and I love the Cyclones! I'm so happy I'm going to sing the fight song! Hail, to the Cyclones valiant, hail, to the Iowa States, hail, hail, to Michi-Iowa, the... oh Christ I don't even know my own school's fight song! WHERE DID IT ALL GO WRONG?!
#6 SEED: OLD TESTAMENT HEP
Tournament bid: Awarded out of mortal fear
Set Indiana's stadium ablaze over perceived insolence
Single-headedly wrecked Iowa's 2007 season over perceived insolence
OLD TESTAMENT HEP HAS PUT A DEATH CURSE ON BHGP.
Jamie Pollard (93 votes)
Old Testament Hep (97 votes)
190 total votes