A Very Special "You Found Me"
by Adam Jacobi on Feb 5, 2009 11:30 AM CST
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So, we got a surprise looking through our Sitemeter this morning:
Now, look. We're not one to make generalizations about an entire town and its denizens. We'll just point out that if you'd told us there was a college town in America in which a resident found us with those search terms, Lincoln would probably be top 3. And receiving first-place votes.
Also: GILFs and zoophilia? Must you really leave normal human sexuality that far behind, Mr. Pelini?
[Note: We totally stole the Bo Pelini angle from Orson.]
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Very funny but at least Doc Sadler’s baketball teams appear to be improving as the season goes along.
What? They don't have TV in the D-League? Don't watch me, watch TV.
maybe they meant sock
In nebraska Horses gots some cold feets just like grandma
We just needed a couple players, a couple people to buy in to the fact and we were able to do it. --A.Q. Shipley
Welcome!
I think most of us found this site during our regular morning search for oversized genitalia.
smelly cock watch with the old spice perhaps?
Shouldn't you guys have worked in a Nebraska wrestling remark somewhere?
Frankly, I’m kind of disappointed.
Obviously not the smartest Husker fan...
As he should know all Husker athletes pose for legitimate porn sites.
http://www.chicagopride.com/news/article.cfm/articleid/6126849
by Shooter McGavin on Feb 5, 2009 11:44 PM CST up reply actions
We’ll just point out that if you’d told us there was a college town in America in which a resident found us with those search terms, Lincoln would probably be top 3. And receiving first-place votes.
Likewise, if you asked me which sports blog I thought would be the first to use the tag “extreme sexual deviancy” in one of its posts, I would hold my head high and shout “Black Heart! Gold Pants!”
"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it."
Wait....
So do you think he found what he was looking for here?
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Feb 5, 2009 8:24 PM CST reply actions
Maybe
But he didn’t find what was looking for him:
Jesus Christ.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
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