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And On The 50-Yard-Line Decoration Note...

What do you folks want to see at the 50? We're assuming none of you are dumb enough to try to curry favor from us by choosing "BHGP" at midfield.


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What should go at the 50 if Iowa switches to synthetic turf?
Block I
57 votes
Tigerhawk
197 votes
Script "Iowa"
11 votes
Nothing
68 votes
Other (list below)
17 votes

350 votes | Poll has closed

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I would like to see the block “I” with a tiger hawk overlay.

If you ain't first, you're last

by three and out the kok story on Feb 3, 2009 8:45 AM CST reply actions  

I like the script Iowa, but script, not block letters like the end zone. No tigerhawk – logos make me think of the weiners in Ames.

by txhawkeye on Feb 3, 2009 8:51 AM CST reply actions  

While applauding the sentiment, it will look like “ANT” on television. Massive message confusion.

by txhawkeye on Feb 3, 2009 10:06 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, it would just feed into the hick image more.

And a block “I” may look too much like Idaho’s

So the vote must be for Tigerhawk. Or Miss Tigerhawk Nipples.

by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Feb 3, 2009 11:54 AM CST up reply actions  

That was the first thing I thought when I pictured a block “I.” My vote is for Tigerhawk or blank.

by Third Generation Hawk on Feb 3, 2009 5:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Please Please Please

Miss Tigerhawk Nipples. The combination of ratings/network censorship would be worth it

by chitownhawkeye on Feb 3, 2009 5:29 PM CST up reply actions  

On that note...

Can we make the visiting sideline/bench area all pink?

Go Hawks!

by CUNKNNK on Feb 3, 2009 1:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I mean, you can go the route of my high school in PA.

As featured on Deadspin a month or two ago. Giant shank.

--
Mr. Bob Dobalina

by Run Up The Score on Feb 3, 2009 10:14 AM CST reply actions  

Mr. Paterno Will Be Fine...

That would look like the shizzle.

Of course I'm home. I'm always home. I'm uncool.

by WestPointLion on Feb 3, 2009 11:10 AM CST reply actions  

My proposals.

These are just rough drafts, but something along the lines of any of these would be ideal for me. I think the first one would look great with the black endzones we’ve already unanimously agreed upon. If we do go old school, then we have to use the second version of Herky. The third option is just obvious.



Go Hawks!

by CUNKNNK on Feb 3, 2009 2:11 PM CST reply actions  

hey!

Hawkeye Vodka!

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Feb 3, 2009 7:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I have always preferred the "flying herky"

But the best image I could find online was a tattoo…

¿Quieres chiclets?

by The Mexican't on Feb 3, 2009 8:21 PM CST up reply actions  

That one was always my favorite

Retro and badass at the same time.

"Sweet lady fate, why dost thou piss on me so?"

by bluearmadillo on Feb 4, 2009 5:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Google Images...Southern Miss field...

They stole our logo years ago, and then put their version on their field.

Go Hawks!

by CUNKNNK on Feb 3, 2009 3:42 PM CST up reply actions  

infringement

fuckers.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Feb 3, 2009 7:37 PM CST up reply actions  

That's exactly what I thought.

It’s all been done before. Tigerhawk (‘scuse me, Golden Eagle or something), ’I’, even script. I like the trailer-hitch cover above, though. With the black endzones.

Viva la nuance! Reading comprehension rules!!!

by tyger1147 on Feb 3, 2009 10:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Awesome! You took my pink sideline idea and ran with that. I think IT IS A MUST.

The pink sideline will make/break the design, no matter what they stick at midfield.

Go Hawks!

by CUNKNNK on Feb 3, 2009 2:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Not enough.

Why not just paint the numbers and hashmarks on the visitor’s side pink while you’re at it? For night games, get some pink lighting over there. Oh! And make the visiting team give each other handies at halftime. On the 50-yard line.

--
Mr. Bob Dobalina

by Run Up The Score on Feb 3, 2009 5:26 PM CST up reply actions  

NIGHT GAME LOL

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Patrick Vint on Feb 3, 2009 5:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Jesus, you have no lights!

I was not aware of that.

--
Mr. Bob Dobalina

by Run Up The Score on Feb 4, 2009 7:21 PM CST up reply actions  

That's because

the sun always shines on Eastern Iowa.

Go Hawks!

by CUNKNNK on Feb 5, 2009 1:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Wait a minute

Didn’t I play Tecmo Bowl on that field??

"I'm not doing any good back here."

by Hawkaloogie on Feb 3, 2009 6:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Pollard votes for

for the following dates, 09/11/2010 and 09/08/2012. Can i get free Spinach & Artichoke Dip?

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Feb 3, 2009 7:36 PM CST up reply actions  

He'll be inconsolable

if we don’t

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Feb 3, 2009 11:03 PM CST up reply actions  

welcome

to the Applebees cyHawk game presented by HyVee. Only on the Versus camping & fishing Network….

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Feb 4, 2009 12:28 AM CST up reply actions  

i like the pink

now some pink seats for the visiting fans….break out the pink yard markers when mary sue coleman’s LMAOmichigan comes in Oct.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Feb 4, 2009 9:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Beyond Enzones...

For one game only (yes I realize that’s impossible, just picture it and think it’s cool, dammit!), say, a big night game, the following would look sweet as fuck: All black turf, bigass gold Tigerhawk in the middle.

Of course I would never actually want Kinnick to have anything but normal green turf. In reality it’d be way too Boise State and we don’t need the gimmick. But I like to picture it in my head movies.

by Third Generation Hawk on Feb 3, 2009 5:10 PM CST reply actions  

great idea!

suggested games….10/10/09 vs. LMAOmichigan? or 10/02/10 vs. 84 yr old Paterno? we can have black candles and a black bday cake for MR. PATERNO delivered to his press box seat.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Feb 3, 2009 7:44 PM CST up reply actions  

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Feb 3, 2009 8:36 PM CST reply actions  

I wonder what the guys down there painting the 30-yard-line thought when I dropped that gigantic Herky on the field. Probably shit themselves.

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Feb 3, 2009 8:48 PM CST up reply actions  

ooh ooh ooh

Put a tank on there. Then they’ll really freak the fuck out.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Feb 3, 2009 9:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm sorry.

I hate that uppercut logo. It looks like The Incredible Herk is doing some sort of weird aerobics or something. It should be retired from all things Iowa. I don’t care what they put on midfield, except for that.

Go Hawks!

by CUNKNNK on Feb 4, 2009 12:11 PM CST up reply actions  

I see.

You will then have no desire to see the tattoo on my inner thigh

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Feb 4, 2009 1:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Isn't that

pretty much the story of your life?

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Feb 4, 2009 4:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Inner thigh?

Does that mean it looks like Herky is punching you in the nuts? Because that would be phenomenal.

¿Quieres chiclets?

by The Mexican't on Feb 4, 2009 11:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Let's just say I deserve it

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Feb 4, 2009 11:49 PM CST up reply actions  

"some sort of weird aerobics or something"? No way.

Herky is clearly Bushwhacking.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Feb 4, 2009 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I always thought it looked like Herky was bowling. I couldn’t figure out how that was supposed to intimidate opponents. Bowlers aren’t scary that way.

by txhawkeye on Feb 4, 2009 4:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Obviously, you're not a golfer

Tigar? Whatever….

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Feb 4, 2009 11:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Our basketball team is the exact opposite of Tigar. Bizarro Tigar.

by txhawkeye on Feb 5, 2009 8:08 AM CST up reply actions  

See? See? Bowling. I hate that thing. But now I’ll also see mushroom hair in the green tank top. It’s not helpful.

by txhawkeye on Feb 5, 2009 11:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Maybe?


or

The pose is so weird…very Ed Hightoweresque.

Go Hawks!

by CUNKNNK on Feb 5, 2009 11:20 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm sold

How can you not like it?

Superman? Black Power? Little Mac?

Also think Ken from Street Fighter 2 dropping a SHO-RYUKEN!
(Sorry, too fucking lazy to photoshop at the moment)

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Feb 5, 2009 8:36 PM CST up reply actions  

More importantly, here's what I would like to see on some other fields

A couple of these are borderline-ish nsfw so I left them as links. I’ve always been one to err on the side of caution….

ISU (You can’t really read his forehead, but you know what it says.)
Michigan
justNorthwestern (Gonna need a lot of paint for this one.)
Ohio State

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Feb 3, 2009 11:42 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

You could substitute Brent Musberger on jNW's

or even better, Brent Musberger with that giant pile of dog shit on his head.

"Sweet lady fate, why dost thou piss on me so?"

by bluearmadillo on Feb 4, 2009 4:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Dan Gable's face

in mid yell. That needs to be on the 50. Then on the 25 on each half, Mark Bortz’s (DE, class of 1982) face…in any expression. Nastiest guy I have ever met. Once went duck hunting with a bow at the Union duck pond. Was surprised when he was arrested, and resisted it of course.

"When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you don't know." Bill Parcells

by StoopsMyAss on Feb 4, 2009 7:00 AM CST reply actions  

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