Two Things

by Adam Jacobi on Feb 19, 2009 10:38 AM CST in Iowa Hawkeyes News

I guess neither of these have to do with Iowa sports, but until we start getting some numbers back from the combine, like, what the hell are we supposed to do? Research? Pfft.

1) I'm not the only one who makes excessively vulgar passwords at work, right?

2) I think I want to start a band that's called "Metallica: Yes, THAT Metallica." It's me and some other people who don't know anything about music. We would cover Metallica songs, inasmuch as a group of tone-deaf drunk men can do so with kazoos, multi-colored xylophones, and other instruments made for children.

I should also confess that my primary motivation isn't (only) to look like a total jackass in front of people, but to see how long I can keep it up before Metallica files a lawsuit. I mean that sincerely. I want to get sued by Metallica. No, let me amend that: I want to earn a lawsuit from Metallica. It would be the highlight of my life.

Looking good, ladies.

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… welcome to the off-season, world.

by jebushchrist on Feb 19, 2009 11:29 AM CST reply actions

That reminds me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBsxqQIu_5s

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Feb 19, 2009 12:18 PM CST up reply actions

Vulgar Passwords

http://www.whatsmypass.com/?p=415

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by Cairo on Feb 19, 2009 11:51 AM CST reply actions

Yes, but mine is elegant

Password requirements are that it be 8 characters and include at least one: special character, letter, and number. BAM, got it.

(also I’m pretty sure that if I post it here or acknowledge a correct guess, which I am not soliciting, I will be fired. so do not guess. just live in awe of me.)

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Feb 19, 2009 12:26 PM CST up reply actions

5kull+FuCk_cL0ne5

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Feb 19, 2009 5:01 PM CST up reply actions

blumpk1n

by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Feb 19, 2009 1:19 PM CST reply actions

If (when) you get sued, I'd be happy to represent you

I would start off by explaining to the court that the “Metallica” in your band name is pronounced “pussyfart” and therefore does not infringe on their name.

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Feb 19, 2009 2:19 PM CST reply actions