Something About These New Purdue Uniforms Looks Vaguely Familiar
Apparently Purdue gets to get new uniforms in the middle of the year just like Iowa. Except while Iowa trotted out their new swag via the questionable "Excel screenshot" method, Purdue opted to actually put the jerseys on their guys for the press. The result:
Well, that's not too bad. Except what's up with that collar? Seems kind of weird, like a dickie, but for a shirt and tie. But I feel like I've seen that before... not on a sports uniform, though... something...
...sexier.
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You're...
….so handsome.
[insert prophetic yet obnoxiously haughty and annoying quote here]
by J Money BS on Feb 18, 2009 1:27 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Workin' for the weekend
That’s still one of the top 5 all-time SNL clips.
Other candidates:
Bad Idea Jeans
Schmitt’s Gay
Happy Fun Ball
Phillip the Hyper Hypochondriac
Canteen boy
Schwetty Balls
Oops I Crapped my Pants
Bill Brasky
Harey Carey
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Feb 18, 2009 2:38 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
list is incomplete
without bill swerski’s superfans
that might be da bears fan in me though. daaa bears.
by Anonymous Hero on Feb 18, 2009 3:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
My top 5, since we're clearly obligated to get into this now
In no order, because it shifts daily
Schmitt’s Gay
Bad Idea Jeans
Frank Sinatra Roundtable
Old Glory Robot Insurance
VH1 Storytellers: Neil Diamond
Honorable Mention:
This sketch
Who’s More Grizzled?
Googly Eyes Gardner
More Cowbell
Any of the Continental
Any of Harry Caray
Any of Bill Brasky
Any of Toonces
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 18, 2009 7:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Uhhhhh... you're still missing a few:
Commercials:
Yardapault
Handi-Off (and Toe-riffic)
Leevi’s 3-Legged Jeans
Big Red
Nerf Crotchbat
Little Chocolate Donuts
Quarry
Colon Blow/Super Colon Blow
————
Skits:
Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Lothar of the Hill People
Mr No Depth Perception
The oft-banned nude beach skit from the Matthew Broderick episode
Massive Head Wound Harry
Celebrity Jeopardy!
The Star Wars casting call outtakes
Actually pretty much anything with Phil Hartmann
by Bucketochicken on Feb 18, 2009 10:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer is a gross oversight
One for which I ought to be sacked.
But FUCK Lothar.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 18, 2009 10:12 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Lothar was ahead of its time.
That skit practically created the caveman paradigm we all take for granted (granite?) today.
Oh! And we’d better toss “Frankenstein, Tarzan & Tonto” in there as well.
by Bucketochicken on Feb 18, 2009 10:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Thank God
someone brought up Little Chocolate Donuts before I had to.
Also need to add Matt Foley, motivational speaker.
by Angle's Dangle on Feb 19, 2009 9:17 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
HUGE OVERSIGHT
Wake Up and Smile! (1995) featuring David Alan Grier and Will Ferrell.
“The Order of the Hand!”
“I smell weaknesssssssss…”
by Duez I say on Feb 19, 2009 11:01 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
MacGruber
Pretty much the only thing on today’s SNL that can hold a candle to the late 80’s.
But I’m also the guy who thought “Mr. Peeper’s” was not just funny as hell, but also a great Halloween costume. I ended up having to pay for carpet cleaning.
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Feb 19, 2009 1:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I think a pretty strong case could also be made
for the vastly underrated Norm MacDonald as David Letterman: “Ya… ya got any gum?”
by Bucketochicken on Feb 20, 2009 1:52 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
One More
What about the Bass-O-Matic?
Mark 8:36
by lonebadger on Feb 21, 2009 1:15 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
No Happy Fun Ball?
Bite me, all of you.
by chitownhawkeye on Feb 19, 2009 8:05 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
YCPYEII had it (see above).
Do not taunt…
by Bucketochicken on Feb 20, 2009 8:00 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
they look like the UCONN women's uniforms

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Feb 18, 2009 5:30 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Those are kinda' sweet, actually.
by Bucketochicken on Feb 18, 2009 10:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Anything looks good with tits in it.
by jebushchrist on Feb 19, 2009 5:14 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Except those Charlie's Angels movies
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 19, 2009 6:22 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
So is Purdue going to follow Iowa's lead...
and not wear them for awhile until, ehh, whenever they feel like it.
by Anonymous Hero on Feb 18, 2009 9:56 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
At ease, gentlemen
I’m all stocked up on Ass Don’t Smell.
I’ve been trying to talk my wife into the love toilet , but to no avail….
And if you don’t drink: COLD COCK, you’re a fucking pussy.
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Feb 19, 2009 12:35 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
By the way
The performance of Ellen Cleghorne’s career happens 38 seconds into the Cold Cock commercial………
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Feb 19, 2009 12:43 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Ooooooooooooo The Love Toilet!
FTW!
by Bucketochicken on Feb 19, 2009 8:36 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
There’s something about that uniform that just makes me want to punch someone in the face.
Oh, wait, it’s not the uniform, it’s that bastard Chris “My method of playing defense was illegal in many states until the Supreme Court decided Lawrence v. Texas” Kramer
by Yinka Double Dare on Feb 20, 2009 11:33 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

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