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Something About These New Purdue Uniforms Looks Vaguely Familiar

Apparently Purdue gets to get new uniforms in the middle of the year just like Iowa. Except while Iowa trotted out their new swag via the questionable "Excel screenshot" method, Purdue opted to actually put the jerseys on their guys for the press. The result:

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Well, that's not too bad. Except what's up with that collar? Seems kind of weird, like a dickie, but for a shirt and tie. But I feel like I've seen that before... not on a sports uniform, though... something...

...sexier.

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You're...

….so handsome.

[insert prophetic yet obnoxiously haughty and annoying quote here]

by J Money BS on Feb 18, 2009 1:27 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Workin' for the weekend

That’s still one of the top 5 all-time SNL clips.

Other candidates:
Bad Idea Jeans
Schmitt’s Gay
Happy Fun Ball
Phillip the Hyper Hypochondriac
Canteen boy
Schwetty Balls
Oops I Crapped my Pants
Bill Brasky
Harey Carey

by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Feb 18, 2009 2:38 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

list is incomplete

without bill swerski’s superfans

that might be da bears fan in me though. daaa bears.

by Anonymous Hero on Feb 18, 2009 3:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

My top 5, since we're clearly obligated to get into this now

In no order, because it shifts daily

Schmitt’s Gay
Bad Idea Jeans
Frank Sinatra Roundtable
Old Glory Robot Insurance
VH1 Storytellers: Neil Diamond

Honorable Mention:
This sketch
Who’s More Grizzled?
Googly Eyes Gardner
More Cowbell
Any of the Continental
Any of Harry Caray
Any of Bill Brasky
Any of Toonces

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 18, 2009 7:51 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Uhhhhh... you're still missing a few:

Commercials:

Yardapault
Handi-Off (and Toe-riffic)
Leevi’s 3-Legged Jeans
Big Red
Nerf Crotchbat
Little Chocolate Donuts
Quarry
Colon Blow/Super Colon Blow

————

Skits:

Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Lothar of the Hill People
Mr No Depth Perception
The oft-banned nude beach skit from the Matthew Broderick episode
Massive Head Wound Harry
Celebrity Jeopardy!
The Star Wars casting call outtakes

Actually pretty much anything with Phil Hartmann

by Bucketochicken on Feb 18, 2009 10:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer is a gross oversight

One for which I ought to be sacked.

But FUCK Lothar.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 18, 2009 10:12 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Lothar was ahead of its time.

That skit practically created the caveman paradigm we all take for granted (granite?) today.

Oh! And we’d better toss “Frankenstein, Tarzan & Tonto” in there as well.

by Bucketochicken on Feb 18, 2009 10:24 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Thank God

someone brought up Little Chocolate Donuts before I had to.

Also need to add Matt Foley, motivational speaker.

by Angle's Dangle on Feb 19, 2009 9:17 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

HUGE OVERSIGHT

Wake Up and Smile! (1995) featuring David Alan Grier and Will Ferrell.

“The Order of the Hand!”
“I smell weaknesssssssss…”

by Duez I say on Feb 19, 2009 11:01 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

MacGruber

Pretty much the only thing on today’s SNL that can hold a candle to the late 80’s.

But I’m also the guy who thought “Mr. Peeper’s” was not just funny as hell, but also a great Halloween costume. I ended up having to pay for carpet cleaning.

by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Feb 19, 2009 1:27 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I think a pretty strong case could also be made

for the vastly underrated Norm MacDonald as David Letterman: “Ya… ya got any gum?”

by Bucketochicken on Feb 20, 2009 1:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

One More

What about the Bass-O-Matic?

Mark 8:36

by lonebadger on Feb 21, 2009 1:15 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

So is Purdue going to follow Iowa's lead...

and not wear them for awhile until, ehh, whenever they feel like it.

by Anonymous Hero on Feb 18, 2009 9:56 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

At ease, gentlemen



I’m all stocked up on Ass Don’t Smell.


I’ve been trying to talk my wife into the love toilet , but to no avail….


And if you don’t drink: COLD COCK, you’re a fucking pussy.

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Feb 19, 2009 12:35 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

By the way

The performance of Ellen Cleghorne’s career happens 38 seconds into the Cold Cock commercial………

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Feb 19, 2009 12:43 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

There’s something about that uniform that just makes me want to punch someone in the face.

Oh, wait, it’s not the uniform, it’s that bastard Chris “My method of playing defense was illegal in many states until the Supreme Court decided Lawrence v. Texas” Kramer

by Yinka Double Dare on Feb 20, 2009 11:33 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

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