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Purdue Boilermakers at Iowa Hawkeyes, Feb 14, 2009 3:05 PM CST
Iowa vs. Purdue! For all the marbles! Or at least one marble! Or not! Iowa's got new uniforms starting today, which is probably the only reason this game is near sell-out status. And while fan reaction about the uniforms indicated that 1) SNAKES ARE MOTHERFUCKERS and 2) the uniforms are only "decent," keep in mind that there's absolutely nothing wrong with upgrading greatness, as Queen and Microsoft ably demonstrate below.
[this shit is my jam, man]
All the same, this will be a bloodbath of biblical proportions. Iowa is missing:
- their starting "point guard" (replacement: lightly used 1st year juco)
- their best shooter (replacement: completely one-dimensional 1st year juco)
- and their best post player (replacement: tearful prayer).
Yes, Purdue is missing Robbie Hummel, so this may not be the 30-point shitvalanche that Purdue dropped on Iowa the last time these paths crossed, but come on, people. This could get gruesome.
And as always, the drinks guide, should you be sufficiently masochistic/planning on stumbling around drunk at 6 pm on Valentine's Day:
Iowa losing by 15+: Hard liquor
Iowa losing by 10-15: Red wine
Iowa losing by 5-10: Cheap beer
Iowa losing by 0-5: The good beer
Iowa winning: The really good beer
Iowa winning by more than 1 point per minute remaining: Hard liquor
Hope you've got 3 bottles of red wine you're not fond of, because you're never seeing them again. Tipoff's in 15. If we must witness the horror, let's do it together.
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Tucker is a better shooter than Gatens.
Do not make me fight you about this.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 3:04 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh man, new unis.....
ohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyobboy
by TarHeelHawk on Feb 14, 2009 2:55 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
i saw both new uniforms
at the Black & Gold store in Davenport, Iowa next to the Mall….GOLD BABY.
~please send $ 45.00 for the gold shorts! help me OOPS your my only hope.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Feb 14, 2009 2:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Uh, no.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 3:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe the BTN will
get Lickliters name right today. Baby steps.
by TarHeelHawk on Feb 14, 2009 3:03 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I'm not holding out hope...
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Feb 14, 2009 3:04 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Tim Lickliter 1-10 vs. Ranked opponents?
who knew?
maybe we’ll get lucky and
Doung will start for the boilers…no Interwebs today baby, we get to watch horrible BTN at my mother in law’s till Mrs. PFAC51 drags me off to Applebees Texas Roadhouse to wait in line and try to watch the game at the bar & eat free peanuts……
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by pfac51 on Feb 14, 2009 3:04 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Bullwinkle starts....
they got Todd right….f-ing A
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by pfac51 on Feb 14, 2009 3:05 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
thats cause the lights are off...
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by pfac51 on Feb 14, 2009 3:06 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Funny what happens when you play on Saturday afternoon
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Feb 14, 2009 3:06 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Devan Bawinkel is starting
God help us all.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 3:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Davan Bawinkel starting lineup clip = terrorist hostage video
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Feb 14, 2009 3:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
those aren't the gold uniforms i saw at 9 am today....
at the Black & Gold store in Davenport, Iowa….
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Feb 14, 2009 3:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Hellooooo Charissa Thompson
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Feb 14, 2009 3:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Highlight of the night
Except she talks too much
by storminspank on Feb 14, 2009 3:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Thank God the Charissa Thompson we know and ogle is back
Frumpy dies a tragic death
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by Hawkeye State on Feb 14, 2009 3:07 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
No new unis
or, if they are, we still have the home whites.
And, no, that’s not referring to the fan base.
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Feb 14, 2009 3:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Wait
I thought we weren’t going to have White UNI’s?
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Feb 14, 2009 3:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Lets see if Jake can eliminate
his boneheadedness in the 1st half.
by TarHeelHawk on Feb 14, 2009 3:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
New uniforms = hoax?!
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 3:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
you can have your $ 45 dollars back
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by pfac51 on Feb 14, 2009 3:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
TIMEOUT
iOWA ???
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by pfac51 on Feb 14, 2009 3:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Iowa calls timeout after 41 seconds
This is not going to be pretty
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by Hawkeye State on Feb 14, 2009 3:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Took Lick all over 41 seconds to get pissed off...
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Feb 14, 2009 3:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
So, let's recap
Iowa gets the ball, traveling on backup PG.
Purdue’s first possession, easy dunk.
Iowa timeout.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 3:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like an Iowa game to me...
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Feb 14, 2009 3:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
i miss Andre Banks composure
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by pfac51 on Feb 14, 2009 3:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Good news...
Kelly hasn’t turned it over yet
by TarHeelHawk on Feb 14, 2009 3:11 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Davis is doing all the turn-overing for Kelly tonight.
And he just got yanked…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Feb 14, 2009 3:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Another TO for Davis
Nice work, dude.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 3:11 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
over / under for J. Davis turnovers?
8?
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by pfac51 on Feb 14, 2009 3:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That Davis double dribble reminds me...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muOjd4nSXXE
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Feb 14, 2009 3:12 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
fucking classic
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by pfac51 on Feb 14, 2009 3:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Bad news
the rest of the team is picking up for him
by TarHeelHawk on Feb 14, 2009 3:11 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Kelly at the point
OPS drinking furiously
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 3:12 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
now that i'm $ 45 dollars richer
i might be able to get some Beast Light
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by pfac51 on Feb 14, 2009 3:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You could get at least 2 cases with that kind of coin
was that a good call?
by TarHeelHawk on Feb 14, 2009 3:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
perhaps. it depends on the doritos situation....
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by pfac51 on Feb 14, 2009 3:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That was pretty much the only conceivable way I could ever be more upset about the PG situation
Well played, Iowa. Well played.
by NorseHawk on Feb 14, 2009 3:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
TURNOVERFEST 2009
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 3:12 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Fuller touched the rim?!
I would have guessed he couldn’t do that if he tried.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 3:14 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Family Guy and Christian Bale
http://www.tmz.com/2009/02/14/bale-wants-peter-griffin-off-the-f-king-set/
by storminspank on Feb 14, 2009 3:15 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
The lesson from Charissa Thompson's report:
There are no stars on Iowa’s team. At all.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 3:17 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I'm sorry, was she talking?
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Feb 14, 2009 3:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Palmer
WOOT. the following takes place from 3:17pm to 3:19pm
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by pfac51 on Feb 14, 2009 3:18 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Kelly was standing there at Gatens didn't see him
3 turnovers
by TarHeelHawk on Feb 14, 2009 3:18 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
T R A V E L
Fuller’s a bad ass on the block….
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by pfac51 on Feb 14, 2009 3:19 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
guh
5 minutes into the game and it’s tied at freaking 4
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 3:19 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Check that
OFFENSIVE EXPLOSION, 7-6
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 3:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
3
fuller!
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by pfac51 on Feb 14, 2009 3:20 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
whose the boiler w/ the face mask?
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by pfac51 on Feb 14, 2009 3:20 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Gene Keady
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Feb 14, 2009 3:23 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Nice shot to the back on Hummel, Fuller
NOTED: Aaron Fuller is a total dick.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 3:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Ignoring the fact that there was a dude who's a good 4 inches taller standing over him
Why did Davis think he could shoot from directly under the backboard?
by NorseHawk on Feb 14, 2009 3:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I like it when Purdue turns it over, over and over
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 3:24 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
take it all back
we’re up by 3….
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by pfac51 on Feb 14, 2009 3:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
9-6 Iowa
This is Iowa’s biggest lead IN YEARS
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 3:24 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
palmer in at 11:55
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by pfac51 on Feb 14, 2009 3:25 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
then fucking travels....
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by pfac51 on Feb 14, 2009 3:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
He just wanted to fit in
With everyone else that has played in this game…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Feb 14, 2009 3:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
that worked well
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 3:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Palmer travels at 11:38
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Feb 14, 2009 3:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
that fucking trophy case is empty
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by pfac51 on Feb 14, 2009 3:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
COMMERCIAL BREAK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21OH0wlkfbc&feature=channel_page
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 3:27 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Gatens can have my babies
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 3:29 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Gatens with a circus shot...
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Feb 14, 2009 3:29 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
that looked like a PFAC shot
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by pfac51 on Feb 14, 2009 3:30 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Are announcers required by the BTN
To comment that Gatens has a great ‘feel’ for the game?
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Feb 14, 2009 3:30 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Yes
White Basketball Player Handbook rule 3.4a
by NorseHawk on Feb 14, 2009 3:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Is rule 3.4b
Something about having ‘heart’?
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Feb 14, 2009 3:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Keaton Grant shoots a free throw from 23 feet
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 3:30 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I would like to see one of our guys just level someone on a screen
just once
by TarHeelHawk on Feb 14, 2009 3:31 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
that would be unpresidential
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 3:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
i'm changing the channel to SpongeBob
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by pfac51 on Feb 14, 2009 3:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
TOOT is on a 7-4 run
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by pfac51 on Feb 14, 2009 3:31 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
9-0 run for Purdue
Iowa in full turtle mode.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 3:33 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
check, 7-0
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 3:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
check, 9-0
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Feb 14, 2009 3:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
that was a travel....
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by pfac51 on Feb 14, 2009 3:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Almost didn't notice
That Iowa is now in their familiar ’Don’t score for 6 minutes’ phase of the game…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Feb 14, 2009 3:33 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
whose's the hottie in the red shirt courtside?
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by pfac51 on Feb 14, 2009 3:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Gene Keady
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Feb 14, 2009 3:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
This is the patent-pending 5+ minute scoring drought.
by TarHeelHawk on Feb 14, 2009 3:34 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Trademark Todd Lickliter, 2008-2009
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Feb 14, 2009 3:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Did anyone see
Butler score 80 points the other night?
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by pfac51 on Feb 14, 2009 3:35 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Bawinkel scares the living hell out of me when he has the ball
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 3:35 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
andre banks all over again??
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by pfac51 on Feb 14, 2009 3:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Jesus
Lick’s kid is shorter than the coaches…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Feb 14, 2009 3:37 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
he's taller than PFAC51
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by pfac51 on Feb 14, 2009 3:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
How did we not know Lickliter had ANOTHER kid on his bench?
NEPOTISM NEPOTISM
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 3:37 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
We are now referred to as "The Lickliters"
Eek. Thanks BTN
by storminspank on Feb 14, 2009 3:38 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
good night jim bob
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by pfac51 on Feb 14, 2009 3:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
WHOA, nice drive by Gatens
Since when was he that fast?
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 3:39 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Should have dunked it
But it was a nice drive…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Feb 14, 2009 3:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Kelly in the LANE...
no
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by pfac51 on Feb 14, 2009 3:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I was thinking the same thing
Normally he looks slow as hell. I miss Adam Haluska’s TRACK STAR SPEED.
by NorseHawk on Feb 14, 2009 3:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Great feel for the game
along with awesome basketball IQ
by TarHeelHawk on Feb 14, 2009 3:39 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Lots of hustle also.
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Feb 14, 2009 3:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
real "lunchpail" guy
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 3:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
jake kelly does it all
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by pfac51 on Feb 14, 2009 3:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
High motor
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Feb 14, 2009 3:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Has a lot of heart.
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Feb 14, 2009 3:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
he listens to NPR a lot
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 3:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
He has a great motor
and is extremely coachable
by TarHeelHawk on Feb 14, 2009 3:40 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Wow
Nice block by Kelly
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Feb 14, 2009 3:40 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Iowa toughening up on defense
too bad the offense isn’t responding. Would have been nice to see that 3 get down.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 3:41 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Time for Cole to miss 2 freebies
hey it worked last time
by TarHeelHawk on Feb 14, 2009 3:41 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
why isn't the Hawks Nest behind the boiler bench???
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by pfac51 on Feb 14, 2009 3:42 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Because it's where it's always been?
by NorseHawk on Feb 14, 2009 3:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Why isn't Gatens black?
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 3:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
didnt' alfruad
have it in the south end zone?
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by pfac51 on Feb 14, 2009 3:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
then students might actually like to attend
cause a ruckus and such.
by skyjo on Feb 14, 2009 3:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
has Barta seen the student section at...Breslin or that shit whole in champagne?
they get wild….
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by pfac51 on Feb 14, 2009 3:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Obligatory Shot
of Lick rubbing his temples in frustration while silently chanting Why, why, why, why, why…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Feb 14, 2009 3:43 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Iowa losing by 5-10: Cheap beer
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by pfac51 on Feb 14, 2009 3:44 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Sports+Explosions in the Sky=awesome
ALWAYS.
by NorseHawk on Feb 14, 2009 3:45 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Unless you live in Buffalo
then, not so much
by TarHeelHawk on Feb 14, 2009 3:47 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
BOOOOO TOO SOON
…..+1
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 3:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
gophers will get floored by Brands' boys
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by pfac51 on Feb 14, 2009 3:46 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Hey!
Wrestling! That’s a sport we are good at.
by RossWB on Feb 14, 2009 3:46 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Brands / Gable would make us Big Ten champs
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by pfac51 on Feb 14, 2009 3:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I think we'd foul out really quickly
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 3:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Either that or the other team would have to forfeit
from being broken in two by our team.
by RossWB on Feb 14, 2009 3:48 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That fan needs to be thrown out
He is clearly drunk, as the Hawkeyes are NOT “#1.”
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 3:46 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Jake hits that every time, with that long draw back to his shooting hand
by storminspank on Feb 14, 2009 3:47 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
err
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 3:48 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
D

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by pfac51 on Feb 14, 2009 3:48 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Wow
Inside presence with Cole and the dunk. Nice…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Feb 14, 2009 3:49 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Cole draws a legit charge
Let’s get another basket and watch Painter’s head explode.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 3:49 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Why can this team play like this for 15 minutes
and then look like they no clue for the other 5?
by TarHeelHawk on Feb 14, 2009 3:49 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Kelly didn't expect that
Wide open, totally out of rhythm.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 3:50 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
classic
robbie hummel move
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by pfac51 on Feb 14, 2009 3:50 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Cheap beer
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by pfac51 on Feb 14, 2009 3:51 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
high life light, bottles.....
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by pfac51 on Feb 14, 2009 3:52 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
i 2nd that.
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by pfac51 on Feb 14, 2009 3:54 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
If I drink everytime he says "undermanned"
Will be I be drunk enough to enjoy the game?
by NorseHawk on Feb 14, 2009 3:51 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
No such thing
as being drunk enough to enjoy this game…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Feb 14, 2009 3:52 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Nevermind that Purdue is playing with 7 guys
the Hawks are undermanned
by TarHeelHawk on Feb 14, 2009 3:52 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
robbie hummel is someone's valentine on the BTN halftime show?
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by pfac51 on Feb 14, 2009 3:53 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Matt Painter has been going to the Bret Bielema school
of pigging out upon becoming head coach, apparently.
Also probably the Bret Bielema school of douchebaggery, too.
by RossWB on Feb 14, 2009 3:53 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Painter is "doughy"
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 3:54 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
is Keady reading off a chalkboard on the floor?
nice haircut, buddy……………
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by pfac51 on Feb 14, 2009 3:54 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I think the rest of the BTN anchors just like pointing and laughing at him
and that ridiculous hairpiece.
by RossWB on Feb 14, 2009 3:55 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Feb 14, 2009 3:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You need to call Lebron's agent.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 3:55 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
YES.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 3:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
the bear was inconsulable
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Feb 14, 2009 3:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
he treated that bear worse than christian bale did
http://www.tmz.com/2009/02/14/bale-wants-peter-griffin-off-the-f-king-set/
“do you punch your mother with that mouth?”
by skyjo on Feb 14, 2009 3:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
SHENANIGANS!!!!
i POSTED THAT FOR THE FIRST COMMERCIAL BREAK.
no fair, cheater.
by storminspank on Feb 14, 2009 4:04 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yep, that's a win
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Feb 14, 2009 4:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
No animals were harmed during the filming of this scene
/protection from PETA/d
by TarHeelHawk on Feb 14, 2009 3:59 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Errrrr
Batlle hitting a 3 at the 1st half buzzer is “the shot heard ’round Happy Valley”?!
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 4:00 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
purdon't
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Feb 14, 2009 4:02 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
(violent seizure)
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 4:06 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
sign me up
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Feb 14, 2009 4:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Does Matt Painter look like Chris Penn after he blew up after Reservoir Dogs? “It’s not them, it’s us.” True, yet fuck you.
by txhawkeye on Feb 14, 2009 4:02 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
DOUBLE HALFTIME BREAK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO2WFgNgcuo
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 4:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
BAD PROPS
for the M Ward love.
HELL. YES.
by storminspank on Feb 14, 2009 4:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Do the LOLcats play today?
I didn’t get enough schadenfreude on Thursday.
by RossWB on Feb 14, 2009 4:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
No game since the implosion
But that was brilliant
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Feb 14, 2009 4:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
They used to do what happened to them
regularly to Alford’s teams. Good to see that Lickliter had a plan coming out of the locker room
by TarHeelHawk on Feb 14, 2009 4:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
2nd Half!
Can Iowa up it’s point per minute pace?
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Feb 14, 2009 4:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Johnson takes the Iowa crowd out ASAP
…and then Gatens brings them right back.
…and then Moore—oh fuck it.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 4:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I'm beginning to think
Lick gets paid for each Time Out he calls.
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Feb 14, 2009 4:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
55 seconds before a Time Out this half...
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Feb 14, 2009 4:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Nice play
Cole steadily getting back to his old self has pretty much been the only redeeming factor of the second half of this season.
by NorseHawk on Feb 14, 2009 4:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
A full court onslaught
of excitement? Have they watched us?
by chitownhawkeye on Feb 14, 2009 4:11 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Boy, Cole gets a lot of calls
Usually even if that strip is clean, it gets called.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 4:13 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
He misses his buddy, the Blind Squirrel
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 4:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Why is Bullwinkle even playing right now?
If he can’t hit a perfectly set up 3pter, what does he really bring to the table?
… and then he gets a rebound.
by RossWB on Feb 14, 2009 4:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Question
When was the last time we made a mid-range jump shot? I’m honestly asking; I don’t ever remember it happening this year.
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Feb 14, 2009 4:13 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Keely made one about a minute and a half ago. And another.
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Feb 14, 2009 4:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
This is uglier than Joy Behar
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 4:15 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Wow, Jermain Davis as ballhandler makes me pine
for Jake Kelly as ballhandler. Fuck.
by RossWB on Feb 14, 2009 4:16 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Jermain Davis is to basketball
what Jermaine Jackson is to basketball.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 4:17 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Why in the world is Purdue jacking 3s? Haven’t they heard anything about us? What a pack of idiots.
by txhawkeye on Feb 14, 2009 4:17 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That's sort of their offense
Also, last time they played us they made like 250% of their 3s so I maybe they think that will happen again.
by NorseHawk on Feb 14, 2009 4:17 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yay, Kirk Ferentz sighting.
But seriously, Purdue only has to get to about 51,and game over.
by txhawkeye on Feb 14, 2009 4:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I think Kelly is a pretty decent ballhandler
He gets a bad wrap because he is forced to create at times
by storminspank on Feb 14, 2009 4:17 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Kelly just frustrates me because he follows up great plays with bonehead plays
time after time after time.
by RossWB on Feb 14, 2009 4:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Is it wrong to want to give a scholarship
to one of those trick-shot dumbasses in the Hampton ads? They couldn’t be any worse, right?
by RossWB on Feb 14, 2009 4:17 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
The Big Ten's greatest games
The short shorts that make you cringe
by chitownhawkeye on Feb 14, 2009 4:18 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
KF!
Heard we have 10 recruits at Carver today…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Feb 14, 2009 4:18 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Dude, Kirk
Signing day was 2 weeks ago! Sheesh.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 4:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Nice passing
Everyone in the building knew that was going in. 31-30 Iowa.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 4:21 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That was only a 2 unfortunately.
But nice ball movement to get Gatens the open look.
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Feb 14, 2009 4:21 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Or within one
for those of us looking at the score
by chitownhawkeye on Feb 14, 2009 4:21 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
ah...scorer was wrong.
Don’t I feel stupid
by chitownhawkeye on Feb 14, 2009 4:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Larivee gets the message a little late.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 4:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Big Shot Matt Gatens
doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue, but that was crucial
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Feb 14, 2009 4:21 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Wasn't Hummel out for a while with a broken ass or something?
They showed him in some ridiculous brace a few nights ago…
by RossWB on Feb 14, 2009 4:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
We can't shoot 2-11 from behind the arc and win
It’s really that simple. The Moose has to get loose.
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Feb 14, 2009 4:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Boy, Kelly's got a mean first step.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 4:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Kelly playing... well. Wow.
He neds to use that blow-by more often. He can get to the rack.
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Feb 14, 2009 4:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
And the crowd gets into it...
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Feb 14, 2009 4:24 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Jake Kelly
Doing his best to make me rethink my “I really hate Jake Kelly” stance. I was pretty set on that too.
by NorseHawk on Feb 14, 2009 4:24 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Hey, are we undermanned? The tv guys think so x8
by txhawkeye on Feb 14, 2009 4:24 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Can we just ,aoe ot a rule that Davis can't handle the ball?
TImeout Iowa after Jermaine picks up his dribble. Again.
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Feb 14, 2009 4:25 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Wow, typing fail there
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Feb 14, 2009 4:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
although it made me laugh trying to figure you out
by txhawkeye on Feb 14, 2009 4:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Can't we move the attractive students into the front row?
by RossWB on Feb 14, 2009 4:25 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Feb in Iowa = <10 attractive students.
by txhawkeye on Feb 14, 2009 4:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I can't tell the difference between Grant and Moore
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 4:25 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Airball + charge = FAIL
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 4:25 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
if kelly had held his follow through up a little longer...
i think it woulda gone in
by skyjo on Feb 14, 2009 4:26 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
THAT JUST HAPPENED
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 4:26 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Nice play Gatens!
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Feb 14, 2009 4:26 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
OK, I love Matt Gatens
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Feb 14, 2009 4:26 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Wait, you just now decided that?
He’s been like the only redeeming feature of the team since…well, at least since that week where David Palmer was inexplicably unstoppable. But possibly of the entire season.
by NorseHawk on Feb 14, 2009 4:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Way to use the flailing other guy
Gatens
by chitownhawkeye on Feb 14, 2009 4:27 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Wow.
Nice play, Matt.
But Larrivee says he’s a “baller” now… isn’t he still white?
by RossWB on Feb 14, 2009 4:27 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
"bowler" maybe?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 4:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Larrivee would like to claim
temporary insanity for calling him that. He got wrapped up in the excitement of a 90ft battle for a rebound…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Feb 14, 2009 4:28 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
No foul on Gatens there?
Sheesh, he got hacked hard.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 4:30 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Set a fucking screen, Cole.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 4:30 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
...that helps.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 4:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh holy God yes Jarryd Cole
Nice baseline move, Iowa down 2
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Feb 14, 2009 4:31 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Jarryd Cole!
Great move in the post
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Feb 14, 2009 4:31 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Jesus Christ, why is Bawinkle still playing?
by NorseHawk on Feb 14, 2009 4:32 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
gotta have atleast 2 white guys on the court
and its either him or Angle
by skyjo on Feb 14, 2009 4:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Lazy defense = easy bucket for Purdue
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 4:32 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Seen too much of that
on that clear out.
Oh…but returned the favor with the +1
by chitownhawkeye on Feb 14, 2009 4:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Finally, Davis does the only thing he does well
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 4:32 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Keep doing that, that guy on him looks tiny.
by txhawkeye on Feb 14, 2009 4:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
And then missed the FT of course...
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Feb 14, 2009 4:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
NBA continuation
but Davis gets to the rim, gets fouled, and gets a shot at a 3-point play
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Feb 14, 2009 4:32 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
And then misses the free throw
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Feb 14, 2009 4:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Sparkly sequins behind the Iowa bench
by storminspank on Feb 14, 2009 4:33 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
8:20 to go
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Feb 14, 2009 4:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Why is Tucker talking to Angle about anything?
…tie game by the way.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 4:34 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
"So then I used the wizard potion on the Gorlock..."
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Feb 14, 2009 4:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
"Bojangles, I don't care about your World of Warcraft game"
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Feb 14, 2009 4:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
hahahahaha
Larrivee said “part time doody”
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 4:35 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit
Are they going to make me switch drinks?
by chitownhawkeye on Feb 14, 2009 4:36 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
All nerves over here
Iowa should not be in this game at all.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 4:37 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
And impression of the Iowa backcourt:
gets trapped
head explodes in confusion
by NorseHawk on Feb 14, 2009 4:37 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Gets trapped, Picks up dribble. Panic, confusion
by txhawkeye on Feb 14, 2009 4:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Purdue's body language has been lousy all day long
Do you think they too are upset Iowa’s not debuting the new uniforms?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 4:39 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That foul was solid
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 4:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That drive was solid
Its a funny story actually.
by Wad on Feb 14, 2009 4:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
He's so solid
Like a metal or something
by storminspank on Feb 14, 2009 4:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Man, Tucker is talking Lt. Angle's ear off over there...
by RossWB on Feb 14, 2009 4:40 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
"I'm tripping balls, mannnnn"
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 4:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Can we please cover that clear out?
Yes, it didn’t go in but..
JAKE!! Nice
by chitownhawkeye on Feb 14, 2009 4:41 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Iowa... Leading? I'm confused
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Feb 14, 2009 4:41 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
IOWA LEADS AAAAAJKHSJHFJSHDGSJFGSJDHF
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 4:41 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Why haven't we seen this all year out of Jake?
He’s beating Purdue to the basket at will
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Feb 14, 2009 4:41 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
EL PRESIDENTE!
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Feb 14, 2009 4:41 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
EL PRESIDENTE~!
Accidental block! But still a block!
by RossWB on Feb 14, 2009 4:41 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Purdue is playing lke dogshit, for what it's worth
I mean hey, I won’t complain about a W, but holy hell they look bad.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 4:43 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
and of course Grant cans a 3.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 4:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Cole has terrible hands, no?
The missed dunks, the dropped passes, the muffed rebounds. It’s a hands thing, right?
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Feb 14, 2009 4:44 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
He has Ricky Williams hands
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 4:46 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
No, it was the old Tom Davis pass
:)
by storminspank on Feb 14, 2009 4:46 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
What do you mean?
That’s exactly how Lick drew that up…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Feb 14, 2009 4:46 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yes he does
Must be that broken ass
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Feb 14, 2009 4:46 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Kelly drives by his man again
Can’t make the layup, though
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Feb 14, 2009 4:46 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Foolish shot by Moore.
Iowa the ball, 3 to go.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 4:47 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Boy, that's a TERRIBLE call on the screen.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 4:47 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Cole finally sets a real screen
And promptly gets called for a foul
by NorseHawk on Feb 14, 2009 4:47 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I really want to see a replay
It didn’t look like he was sliding in front.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 4:48 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
No
He was set. Hummel moved him.
by storminspank on Feb 14, 2009 4:50 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I already looked at it.
Look back at that offensive foul on Cole. Awful call. Hummel sold it. Cole was set and he was one that actually got moved by it. But it’s all about selling it. Oscar goes to Robbie.
by storminspank on Feb 14, 2009 4:49 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yikes, balding cheerleader. Not a good look for a 20 year old
by txhawkeye on Feb 14, 2009 4:50 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Look, I know he's not playing much
But there’s no reason to degrade poor JR by calling him a cheerleader.
by NorseHawk on Feb 14, 2009 4:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Bawinkelbaw the dangadang diggydiggydiggy
to the boogie said up jump the boogie
MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 4:50 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Worthless possession by Iowa there.
Nobody even thought about getting to the bucket.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 4:52 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Kramer looks like Roger Dorn after he got punched by Ricky Vaughn
Also, horrible offensive sequence there, followed by a Purdue bucket. Iowa down 3, 1:20 to play.
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Feb 14, 2009 4:53 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I hate that we haven't forced any fouls
in the last couple of minutes. In the 1&1 early and got nothing from it
by chitownhawkeye on Feb 14, 2009 4:53 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Just thinking that
That can’t make Kelly feel good.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 4:54 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps you haven't met our new trainer, Michael J. Fox
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Feb 14, 2009 4:54 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
What, did you want me to use Muhammed Ali?
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Feb 14, 2009 4:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I just feel that such jokes are below the journalistic standards of this si....pffffttttt hahahaha
I tried
by NorseHawk on Feb 14, 2009 4:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
we can always make hearing jokes about Rush Limbaugh instead
by txhawkeye on Feb 14, 2009 4:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You are allowed to shoot before the shot clock gets to single digits, guys
by NorseHawk on Feb 14, 2009 4:54 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Announcer was dead on
Iowa can’t get separation without Kelly.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 4:54 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Holy hell that was awful by Davis...
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Feb 14, 2009 4:54 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
what the fuck was that?
run around, no moves to the basket…worthless
by chitownhawkeye on Feb 14, 2009 4:54 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
We've gone away from penetrating and getting the ball down low
And promptly stopped scoring. Weird….
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Feb 14, 2009 4:55 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
We’re fucked. Rebouding all half til then
by txhawkeye on Feb 14, 2009 4:57 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Damn it
Iowa gets Purdue to take a contested shot, but the rebound falls to the Boilers
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Feb 14, 2009 4:57 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
There's not enought time to study! I'll never get into Stanford!
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Feb 14, 2009 4:59 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm so excited! I'm so scared!
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Feb 14, 2009 4:59 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Very tired of seeing those same 3 girls in front.
Especially since they’re not hot.
by RossWB on Feb 14, 2009 4:59 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I think I stil have some eligibility left
Not that I have a jump shot
by chitownhawkeye on Feb 14, 2009 5:00 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Man,
Kelly looks like the Karate fucking Kid.
ABRACABOOYA!!!
by ABRA CABOOYA on Feb 14, 2009 5:00 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Lickliter telling a joke to Painter, apparently.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 5:01 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Hell of an effort
Just couldn’t close
by chitownhawkeye on Feb 14, 2009 5:01 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
"Moral victory" I guess for keeping it close w/o Tate and Peterson
but still sucks ass. Oh well. 8 days till more misery.
by RossWB on Feb 14, 2009 5:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Moral victory AND we covered!
So it’s like a win, except I still have to cut myself now!
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 5:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Now the Iowa band is gang-raping Earth, Wind & Fire
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 14, 2009 5:02 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
sucks
losing an uggo like this one.
ABRACABOOYA!!!
by ABRA CABOOYA on Feb 14, 2009 5:04 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Think of it this way...
the close games this team is playing this year will pay off next year and the year after. Gatens has clearly established himself as the team leader. Cole has established himself as a force in the middle. The way this team has hung in there, and not quit, and kept fighting, but still kept losing makes me feel good about next year, and the year after.
Of course, that doesn’t take away from the train wreck that this season has turned out to be, but there have been several games where these guys could packed it in and gone home, and they haven’t.
by TarHeelHawk on Feb 14, 2009 5:49 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Hey, we could be Iowa State fans...
and watch our team turn a 2 point deficit at the 1/2 into a 20 point ass-kicking. Can you imagine how bad they’ll suck next year if Brackins leaves?
by TarHeelHawk on Feb 14, 2009 5:50 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Bawinkle going 0-5
Did a nice job of trying to play himself back out of the starting lineup. Unless his secret plan is to injure all of his teammates.
by chitownhawkeye on Feb 15, 2009 9:01 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

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