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EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE OF GEORGIA TECH DEFENSIVE DRILLS

Behold, tackling prowess nonpareil:

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Wait. Excuse us. We've just been informed that this footage is, in fact, pandas using playground equipment. In our defense, we saw lumbering, ineffectual, strangely-colored oafs who couldn't get out of their own way and we just, y'know, made the simple connection. Our sincerest apologies to Georgia Tech, its fans, and its defense, who are most certainly less dangerous than Playground Pandas.

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Less dangerous...

…and much less adorable.

by hawkeyeguy85 on Dec 9, 2009 3:23 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Well Done

And far superior to Sippin’ on Purple’s montage of Outback Steakhouse related videos. Especially the “witty” video that “officially” lifts their boycott of Outback Steakhouse. I do enjoy the poke that they took at themselves by saying dozens of fans would descend upon Outback’s across the country. I guess their still justNorthwestern.

They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!

by recoveringfratguy on Dec 9, 2009 3:49 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Typical

jNWU has to employ the boycott because they clearly aren’t, um, man enough for the MANCOTT. Way to be original there guys.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Dec 9, 2009 3:53 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Of Course

The best part of this is, no other blog will ever attempt to implement a MANCOTT for fear of being destroyed by an angry, boozed up OPS (trust me, it’s a sight you do not want to see).

They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!

by recoveringfratguy on Dec 9, 2009 4:29 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Outback used to be kind of good

Then they ‘simplified’ and cut back on parts of their menu, and slightly raised prices. Fuck ‘em. I don’t go there anymore, and they are displaying all the signs of a chain restaurant that is being squeezed dry for profit and that OUT OF BUSINESS signs will be posted on ’em within 2-3 years.

So who will sponsor the Outback Bowl then? I’m thinking GGW would be an awesome sponsor.

"Wow. You know you have problems when even the cheerleaders know you suck." ~ Pain in the Sash

by Leftcoast Hawk on Dec 9, 2009 5:06 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know, maybe not hardcore enough, how about Burning Angel?

I mean, tats and Goth chicks oughta put the ticket sales through the roof.

"Wow. You know you have problems when even the cheerleaders know you suck." ~ Pain in the Sash

by Leftcoast Hawk on Dec 9, 2009 5:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I am happy to report

that you’ve gone way beyond my knowledge of the porn industry.

by Brock Sampson on Dec 9, 2009 5:33 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

And besides,

we need to keep it family-friendly.

by Brock Sampson on Dec 9, 2009 5:38 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Mons Venus

C’mon, it’s the premiere strip club to visit on Dale Mabry when you’re in Tampa. Out of three visits to Tampa, I’ve visited for two of the bowl games (more than once during our second visit, the C-USA refs made my friends and I want to drink heavily and stare at boobies).

Porn companies would be another good sponsor, and they could still call it the “Out Back Bowl,” it just wouldn’t really be family friendly any more.

They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!

by recoveringfratguy on Dec 9, 2009 6:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Win.

"Wow. You know you have problems when even the cheerleaders know you suck." ~ Pain in the Sash

by Leftcoast Hawk on Dec 9, 2009 10:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Porn company sponsorship

I belive “Bare Back Bowl” might be more accurate.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Dec 10, 2009 2:43 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Let the flame war begin...

What’s the over-under on GT actually being able to compete with the juggernaut that is the BHGP writing staff?

Anyone?

Anyone?

Bueller?

/crickets/

I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.

It's too early for football to be over, goddamit!!

by Ioweegin on Dec 9, 2009 6:33 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Hard to say it's a competition

when the beatings are so one-sided. It would be like calling Iowa wrestling against a high school team a “competition”.

by benvious on Dec 9, 2009 7:53 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Why fight fair when you can cheat?

I am expecting diligent attempts to hack into BHGP. I wouldn’t be at all surprised to one day load up the site and find a big-ass GT logo on it. Dang nerds.

by Brock Sampson on Dec 9, 2009 8:53 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

"Now this is another fine mess you've gotten me into!"

</Ollie Hardy Mode>

"Oh no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad." - The Waco Kid

by HawkOnRails on Dec 10, 2009 12:30 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Let them enjoy their internets, it must be pretty new up there.

OH! SNAP!

"Andrew Jones....SEND IT IN, BIG FELLA!" - Bill Raftery, 4/2/09

by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2009 7:50 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

They aren't nearly as witty or worldly as we are

Outside of the nerdiness. Have any of them ever kissed a girl? I’ll bet they’ve played Star Trek in the bathroom though. Quoting Shatner in the SNL skit “Get a life!”

"Wow. You know you have problems when even the cheerleaders know you suck." ~ Pain in the Sash

by Leftcoast Hawk on Dec 10, 2009 8:59 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

And move out of their parents' basements!

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Dec 10, 2009 2:44 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

But the rent is SO cheap.

"Wow. You know you have problems when even the cheerleaders know you suck." ~ Pain in the Sash

by Leftcoast Hawk on Dec 10, 2009 4:14 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ah, Georgia Tech.......

still fighting for relevance down here in the great State of Jawga. I was shocked the other day to learn that I actually knew a Tech fan (and season ticket-holder to boot!). I mean, really, they are so few and far between – kind of like ISU fans outside of Ames, only much smarter.

Life is hard. It's really hard if you're stupid.

by Bluzmn on Dec 10, 2009 7:55 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Running through Jawga in my head. That second “G” can’t really be a hard “G” right? More like Jaawja? Yes, I’m kind of bored.

by txhawkeye on Dec 10, 2009 9:52 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

My 2nd wife is from Savannah and almost graduated from UGA

Fortunately now ex. She has major problems as a finisher (in nearly everything).

"Wow. You know you have problems when even the cheerleaders know you suck." ~ Pain in the Sash

by Leftcoast Hawk on Dec 10, 2009 12:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Guess we know why she's your ex then

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Dec 10, 2009 2:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

We're sure learning a lot today

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Dec 10, 2009 3:17 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I learned to NOT get married. Only took 2 tries to find that out.

"Wow. You know you have problems when even the cheerleaders know you suck." ~ Pain in the Sash

by Leftcoast Hawk on Dec 10, 2009 4:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Learning can last a lifetime!

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Dec 10, 2009 4:20 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

True, you never too old to learn something new.

"Wow. You know you have problems when even the cheerleaders know you suck." ~ Pain in the Sash

by Leftcoast Hawk on Dec 10, 2009 4:27 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

As a UGA Fan...

…I tip my hat to you gentlemen. This is profoundly hilarious.

Best of luck against the Jackets. I hope you will find them an opponent worthy of your season, your accomplishments, your best efforts, and your ruthless mocking.

by first and thom on Dec 11, 2009 9:38 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

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