So, Adrian, what do you make of

Please, all questions go through my dog.

Wait, why did you bring a dog? Are you serious?

As a motherfucking heart attack.

What'd you name it?

I named him after my favorite reporter, so, Bark Morehouse.

Aw, thanks!

Just kidding, his name is Ace.

:-(

So, um...

Talk to the dog.

So "Ace."

arf

How do you think your master's going to treat Josh Nesbitt next month?

Ruff!

Told you the dog's smart.

You actually didn't tell me anything close to that.

Yes I did.

Okay sir.

And, pooch, what do you think of Paul Johnson as a worthy adversary?

(growls)

Haha, this is great.

Your thoughts on Jonathan Dwyer?

(pisses on the carpet)

Okay, this is ridiculous and unsanitary. I think I got urine on my shoes. Can we just stop this?

Fine. And I didn't train him to answer any of those questions. He just felt like barking and pissing.

Weird. So then, Adrian, your thoughts on Jon Dwyer?

(pisses on the carpet)