Championship Saturday OPENBLOGTHREADHAPPYFUNTIME
by RossWB on Dec 5, 2009 12:40 PM CST
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"Wait, there's a BCS bid on the line in this game?! Shit... initiate Operation: EPIC CHOKEJOB in 3... 2.."
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Ignoring our chances to get into the Fiesta Bowl
I hate Pitt murders Cincinnati. Expose them Wannstache!
Yes
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 12:46 PM CST up reply actions
"Young kid"
“Just wanted to get on the field.”
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Dec 5, 2009 12:53 PM CST up reply actions
Finally
Thank you Ross. I didn’t want to have to sit on BSD all day to follow these games.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 12:46 PM CST reply actions
Ugh
Jesse Palmer needs to shut the fuck up. I felt dumber after watching the Civil War with him calling it. It also could have been the copious amounts of Sweet Tea Vodka that I drank that night too.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 12:47 PM CST reply actions
I heard he's been tapped to do a Rock of Love Bus takeoff on VH1
He’ll certainly have some diseases after that.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 12:50 PM CST up reply actions
You don't just feel dumber
You are dumber. That’s the corrosive effect he has
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Dec 5, 2009 1:08 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah
My IQ drops faster with Lou Holtttthhhsss speaking though. Throw Mark May into the mix, and I might as well enroll in a Special Ed school
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 1:16 PM CST up reply actions
Thoughts
So, what do we all think happens if the Wannstache pulls out a close victory over Cincy? I doubt they’d get an At Large birth, but it is a bit concerning. I’m hoping for a blowout win by Pitt, or Cincy to somehow pull this out.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 12:50 PM CST reply actions
It's a nightmare either way
If Pike keeps throwing momentum swinging picks, I’d just line up Gilyard 10 yards behind center and snap it to him.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2009 12:55 PM CST up reply actions
Trading Picks
Won’t do much for momentum
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 12:56 PM CST up reply actions
Isn’t he a cute little guy?
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 12:57 PM CST up reply actions
There are no fearsome looking pictures of a bearcat on the interwebs, from what I can tell.
They always look sad or befuddled.
Colt McCoy
also has that befuddled look, but I think that’s from the Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 1:06 PM CST up reply actions
Bearcat
An angry pussy that might eat you.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 12:59 PM CST up reply actions
Man, I've run into more than a couple of those in my life
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
That reminds me...
I recently had a revelation… the Golden Gopher breaks a potential animal family chain in the Big XI… we have Wolverines, we have Badgers… for the sake of both this and alliteration, shouldn’t Minnesota be the Martins?
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2009 1:02 PM CST up reply actions
How about manatee
They have the added bonus of being slow animals that get hit with propellers, which just seems to fit better IMHO
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Dec 5, 2009 1:12 PM CST up reply actions
Well done on making me giggle
about an animal that’s endangered because it gets hit by propellers. My thought process was that badgers and wolverines can actually be ferocious, where as martins can only wish to be as ferocious as their larger relatives. Very appropriate for Minnesota.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2009 1:14 PM CST up reply actions
You put a lot more thought into it than I did.
Which is why your suggestion makes sense. I just went for an easy joke. Not that I feel bad about it
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Dec 5, 2009 1:17 PM CST up reply actions
I predict
much hand-wringing in the media about how they would deserve it, but no BCS bowl would want them. Their fan/TV support is so awful they might as well be covered in smallpox.
It might scuttle the Gator Bowl’s plan to match up West Virginia and Florida State, though.
Zooker v. Fresno
This one might be a shootout at the end.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 12:54 PM CST reply actions
Lehman Siting
Captain America was dining at Mickey’s last night across the way from my buddy. I told him to get a photo to throw up on BHGP, but no dice. I guess Cornshoe is the only one deserving of that photo.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 12:58 PM CST reply actions
Palmer just got gayer
Talking about one of the good games of the season, “and i helped called it”. Good god, what a doucher
My IQ
like I said drops faster than Charlie Weiss getting pushed out of a plane when he’s on.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 1:00 PM CST up reply actions
I've never been happier to be at work
So that I can “watch” this game on Gamecast and don’t have to listen to the flaming douchenozzle that is Jesse Palmer.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Modern Family
Pure comedic genius. “As you will notice, we’re not in Columbia since there are no goats running around in the streets”
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 1:01 PM CST reply actions
Did anyone just see that Big East promotional commerical?
It just show a bunch of people texting each other random facts and mumbling it at the same time. Amazing.
Yes
The Big East is the most balanced conference in the nation
Thanks for that gem.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 1:03 PM CST up reply actions
Does everyone being equally mediocre really mean it's "balanced"
’Cause I can think of a lot of other adjectives I would choose to describe that situation.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Seems about right...
I’d rather text someone all day than watch DePaul basketball… I can tell you that with %100 certainty.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2009 1:04 PM CST up reply actions
Jesse Palmer was their director for that commercial I’m pretty sure
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 1:05 PM CST up reply actions
There are a number of scenarios that could be funky for Iowa today
this Pitt game…and Pitt is the type of team that just might cumble in the second half…could affect us. Although, i cannot really see them in a BCS game if they lose (Cinncy that is). But a day of Pitt, Clemson (because of their affect on the O-Bowl avoiding a TCU rematch), and Nebraska winning is the doomsday scenario.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
I'll prepare myself for a night of heavy drinking if that happens
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 1:05 PM CST up reply actions
Although....
it might be better to be snubbed with PSU than because of them. I don’t know. If Nebraska wins that Texas game I’ll be looking for the FBI investigation.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
I'm not exactly worried
but I’m not thrilled either. But as has been noted, the affinity of the collective frozen and pale skinned fan base of ours to travel round the country makes me feel better.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2009 1:06 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah just imagine for a second if we didn't have that....
We could be going to the Outback bowl again….lol If we got jumped that is.
I need us to get the Fiesta Bowl invite, or else I break my bowl streak that started with the first Alamo Bowl.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 1:08 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, I read this morning that
unemployment is double in Idaho what it was when Boise went to the Fiesta before. The bowls are scared shitless about this fan travel stuff. Knowing Iowa has already sold 17,500 tickets to a bowl regardless of its location…is an amazing feather. But I hate the whole primping for the bowls shit. I would much rather have ironclad criteria.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Farmers
Are thrifty for 11 months of the year in preparation for a warm bowl invite.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 1:09 PM CST up reply actions
Absolutely
but I’ll take what I can get.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2009 1:10 PM CST up reply actions
By the way
the economy is finally trickling down to college applications. Because families plan that so far in advance it was a delayed reaction. The expensive private schools are in full panic mode—save the Ivys and others with the massive endowments. This of course has nothing to do with the Pitt game..at least directly.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Out of State Kids
I bet Iowa sees a drop off with the downturn in the economy, and the rise in tuition. Of course, that won’t be from Illinois kids, since it’s cheaper to go to Iowa than Champbana.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 1:14 PM CST up reply actions
Not to mention
the admission standards for out of state kids are being upped. Which, not gonna lie, I’m pretty excited about. Stupid Barrington HS grads are only entertaining for so long.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2009 1:17 PM CST up reply actions
They should make an exception for out of state girls
Iowa girls are quality, but can’t hold a candle to the quantity of all the italian stallions coming in from the Chicago Suburbs
It's the cleanliness of the product that matters
not the usability.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2009 1:20 PM CST up reply actions
Stallions?
You may be looking for the “wrong” type of girls, Duez.
/hermaphrodites.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 5, 2009 3:24 PM CST up reply actions
although
Tebow is slow by NFL standards, whereas Young is a speedster. I really think Tebow would need to be faster to do the Young thing. He might be a better passer out of college but not good enough to overcome his lack of a run threat.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Tebow is totally a fullback
I’d be happy if the Steelers drafted him. We need a good FB
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 3:09 PM CST up reply actions
Kelly
Doesn’t even think they’d get the At Large invitation if they lost. At least he’s not drinking the Kool Aid that the rest of the Cincy fans are.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 1:28 PM CST up reply actions
Fat chicks are to Jenny Craig
as Pitt is to shifty halfbacks.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2009 1:08 PM CST reply actions
"I Want You in my Belly"
Jesus, I’m going to start slamming Jack to deal with all the stupid people announcing the morning games.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 1:12 PM CST reply actions
UConn maybe?
I don’t think they’ve been down my much
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Dec 5, 2009 1:19 PM CST up reply actions
And now for something completely different
Need some help. Anyone know of a website that has comprehensive team stats for football. Things like total team D, rushing/passing D as well as offense. Assuming we play Boise, want to run some comparisons. Looking in the general direction of SMA as he usually has this sort of info handy. Many thanks.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Though to be honest..
…I’ve never actually been to that particular site.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Dec 5, 2009 1:20 PM CST up reply actions
Not surprisingly
ESPN’s stats are crappy, and geared almost exclusively towards offense.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Exactly...
I think CBS has individual defensive stats, by the way.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2009 1:35 PM CST up reply actions
Going with the Backup
Not a good sign for Cincy, looks like they are going to fall apart faster than the Wannstache’s team.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 1:17 PM CST reply actions
Well
Looks like the Collaros warm up was Kelly’s way of getting Pike to settle the fuck down.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 1:22 PM CST up reply actions
This UK-UNC game is actually pretty awesome,
in case any one cared.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2009 1:24 PM CST reply actions
Gilyard
That dude’s a lightning bolt when he gets the ball.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 1:25 PM CST reply actions
I'm telling you...
10 yards behind center, long snap, crash left.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2009 1:26 PM CST up reply actions
Yep
Not a bad play call from the looks of it.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 1:27 PM CST up reply actions
OT: I love how ND decided not to go to a bowl
for " unique circumstances "
What a nice way of saying that they suck and don’t want to risk making this an actual losing season
It never gets to be easy
Unique Circumstances
Are a euphemism for: “Jimmy Clausen doesn’t want to get punched at a bar again”
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 1:29 PM CST up reply actions
By the way
It was an ex-ND player that punched Clausen. One of my co-workers is a former ND player that played with the guy who blacked Clausen’s eye.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 1:34 PM CST up reply actions
Did he congratulate him?
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2009 1:36 PM CST up reply actions
Yes
So did the University, they convinced Clausen not to press charges.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 1:39 PM CST up reply actions
thats a heckuva recruiting tool
“After your service here at Notre Dame, you’ll have so much pent up anger you’ll take it out on the wrong guy.”
"Hayden Fox for Universal Jocks!"
HA HA
I’ll be sure to ask if that’s how my co-worker was recruited. He was a senior when Clausen was a freshmen.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 1:38 PM CST up reply actions
Tony Pike
Arm punts again. The announcers even called it a punt. Awesome.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 1:37 PM CST reply actions
Tony Pike
Deserves to have his own montage of sad looks today.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 1:38 PM CST reply actions
I have tickets to the Prarie View A&M game.
Pretty sure I’m gonna skip it. I sorta feel bad about it, but I have shitloads of outlining to do, and there are a bunch of good football games on, and yeah.
In other games
Looks like the Fightin Zookers learned how to play this week. Good thing they waited until the end of the season.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Eh
It’s a WAC opponent, might as well be playing EIU again.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 1:42 PM CST up reply actions
Fresno State
Hasn’t been nearly as impressive this season as in past years
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 1:42 PM CST up reply actions
Once you get them out of Fresno
Their powers seem to wane appreciably. Kind of like Superman and our yellow sun.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
i hope that Lewis kid isn't still @ Pitt when they come to Kinnick
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Big drive
It’s still scary for me to hear the name Binns so often. Bad memories.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
or not
that was more like a mew.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
As I said in the previous thread
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2009 1:46 PM CST reply actions
+1,000
Sheer genius
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 1:47 PM CST up reply actions
no Zooker on espn360.com. boo
Fresno State 28
zookers 31
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Zooker
is on BTN if you’re a subscriber
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 1:48 PM CST up reply actions
no BTN here. does IL have those super smooth Orange jersey's on for Sr. Day?
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Is it just me
or is Pike doing his best Stanzi impersonation?
Lewis
Is doing his best Shonn Greene impersonation.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 1:50 PM CST up reply actions
No doubt.
And I thought our 2 freshman RB’s were good. This kid is freakishly good.
i hope that Lewis kid isn't still @ Pitt when they come to Kinnick in 2011
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
he'll be the starting RB for the Rams by then.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
He is literally not allowed to leave that early
He’s a true freshman, you can’t leave until after your third year in college.
Rule more specifically states
until he’s three years removed from High School. A year at prep school can count as one of those.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
aye
the stache provides a good home for those cats. Shady McCoy the same way after deciding against the rigors of going to class at Penn State.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Nothing wrong with going to prep school
I actually respect the kids who do manage to get things in order, provided they go to a real school and not some diploma mill.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I think Lewis was going as much for football as academics
He had almost no offers out of high school, so the year in prep school helped his stock (a little, he was still getting almost no attention, which is insane watching him)
agreed
JoePa looks at them as well: it’s good, good training, both academic and football-wise.
McCoy figured he could advance after two years (good prescience, doing well behind westbroke this year) and that the classwork/fieldtime combo would be better with Stache (also right).
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
we'll see in a minute. 4th quarter = Staniz_time
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OMG
That fresno backer’s jock remains on the floor. Unbelievable juke
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
it was dback
no word on whether he was also a dbag.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
zookers still have time to blow it and lose by 14.
Bearcats return KO nearly to the RedZone
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Mardy Gilyard laughs
at your feeble short kick attempts, Wannstache.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2009 1:54 PM CST reply actions
that computes
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
nice. XP missed. nice job #12 (holder)
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wow
that’s that qb who put up all those numbers when Pike was out. big, big fuckup.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
How 'bout just
wannfail. :D
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2009 1:58 PM CST up reply actions
holy shite
That’s pretty vital right there.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
what the hell happened?
did the backup qb fuck tath up?
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
The kicker just flipped Kelly off
for throwing him under the bus at halftime
James Cleveland's having another big day for Houston
14 catches for 170 yards
He's had a huge year for them
Seems to be Keenum’s favorite receiver. Which tends to result in monster numbers.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I'm glad he's got his life together and is doing well
I liked him a lot as a player as Iowa, but they kinda had no choice but to let him go with the off the field shit. If he’s got that under control, good for him.
Agreed
But let’s be honest, if there hadn’t been all the other shit going down, probably wouldn’t have been kicked off the team.
I’m glad he’s doing well, too. Always had high hopes for him, looked like he had amazing potential and now gets to take advantage of it at a pass-happy school.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Yeah.
Wasn’t he like pot possession or something? In a lot of circumstances, that’s probably just a 4-game suspension or something, but when shit is falling apart like it was, heads gotta roll.
Good for him not continuing to fuck up, though — more than can be said for some other other guys from that dark period.
Also, if he stays, we probably don’t see the emergence of McNutt this year and that was one of my favorite subplots from the season.
Pot or pills
Can’t remember which. True about McNutt though. And to be honest, right now oru problem is almost an abundance of riches (relatively speaking, this is Iowa after all) in the WR department and just don’t throw it around enough to fully take advantage of what we have.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
zookers
back doin their fail.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Just gonna throw this out there....
If (and this is a BIG if) KF were to go to Notre Dame, who would we want to come in? Bear in mind I don’t envision Kirk going to South Bend, but stranger things have happened….
See SMA's post from about a week ago.
That has everything there for ya.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2009 2:04 PM CST up reply actions
In a nutshell
every speculated that Bob Davie or Ken O’keefe would be the new coach.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
pretty sure I would
man up and cry in either of those situations….
No Chance
From what I’ve heard from my co-worker, Kelly is pretty much a lock for the ND job at the moment. I’m guessing that was part of the reason why they didn’t accept a bowl invitation.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 2:06 PM CST up reply actions
big sack
so to speak.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
less than an hour to
Oh My God
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Are you ready?
Are any of us really ready?
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Dec 5, 2009 2:07 PM CST up reply actions
Chitownhawkeye's prayer for Tebow
“Merciful Tebow, grant me the patience to survive this year so I won’t have to hear or read any more about you in the CFB ranks”
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 2:08 PM CST up reply actions
And I stand by that prayer
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Dec 5, 2009 2:15 PM CST up reply actions
You really wonder
What the hell ESPN will talk about next year without our Lord and Savior around. Either it’ll be 60 minutes of dead air, or nothing but the on-air talent saying things like “Remember the time Tebow…..”
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
If they start reminiscing about the Savior’s college days next year, I will be forced to hang myself.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 2:21 PM CST up reply actions
"Oh My God"
Why are you interrupting Tebow during pre-game?
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
/recovering from a near-smite
I’m ready to line up my beers. I’m opponent-less for a duel, tho, which sucks. My cat better get ready to run from beer cans.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
What you need
Is the six can beer belt that I got from the Coors Brewery when I was there last for a tour. That is the ultimate dueling holster.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 2:11 PM CST up reply actions
Just heard
‘Juice Williams, feeling it from behind.’ ’and the man who got there, on the sack.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
qb2qb!
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Late hit!!!
They’re all about those at ND, Coach Kelly… AMIRIGHT!?!?!
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2009 2:08 PM CST reply actions
Wait
When did Cincy insert Collaros? I was on the phone with my dad for the past few minutes.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 2:12 PM CST reply actions
Thanks
I fail at multi tasking
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 2:16 PM CST up reply actions
I know it should go without saying...
…but I so want Tebow to have a five interception, no touchdown, less than 100 yards and negative rushing. Not so much because I hate Tebow (which I only mildly do), but because I hate the ESPN story-construction game, and I’d love for them to have nothing to talk about except how good a defense is (they hate doing that).
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Dec 5, 2009 2:13 PM CST reply actions
Boy
Looks like the Wannstache is taking a page out of the Zooker’s book today
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 2:15 PM CST reply actions
Usually not a big fan of bud light commercials
But this line I love:
Now when I want catchup on my dog, I just call my dog.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
No joke, this one has been wild.
Even though they’ve given up 38, this Cincy D has made some key stops when they needed them.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2009 2:18 PM CST up reply actions
Wanny
is going to run him ragged today. He’ll be able to recover before the bowl game.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 2:19 PM CST up reply actions
Christ
Cincy is just trying to hand the game to Pitt here.
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 2:21 PM CST reply actions
I retract that statement
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 2:22 PM CST up reply actions
Even though that WAS a facemask
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 2:22 PM CST up reply actions
Cleveland
I was going to make a statement regarding dorms, but that might be in bad taste…
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 2:25 PM CST up reply actions
Note to Collaros
Do not fuck up the hold on the extra point that is about to happen when Cincy scores.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 2:26 PM CST reply actions
Pitt scored too fast....
And just missed the PAT. Now they got to hope their reeling D can hold them out of the endzone. Lewis kid could have went down early and they could have just ran 3 more plays.
Mardy Gilyard
AKA: Superman.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2009 2:30 PM CST reply actions
You must...
…fear the angry Wannstache when he’s chewing you out on Defense
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 2:31 PM CST reply actions
I have little to no opinion about them.
Wannstache is the Wannstache, and I hate they beat Iowa last year, but I really can’t get worked up about Cincy.
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When it comes to basketball, I'm with you.
In football, I really don’t care about the big east
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My basketball hatred
permeates into football for this conference and their basketball-like scores in football
by shada's revenge on Dec 5, 2009 2:36 PM CST up reply actions
Can't argue with that.
Hate away my friend, hate away.
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When it comes to basketball, I hate everyone in the Big East
Except Georgetown. And I will never root for another Big East team, regardless of circumstances. Syracuse is playing Hitler’s All-Stars? Sieg Heil muthafucker.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Dear lord...
That is what is known in polite society as a pitch and catch.
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This game......
just crazy. I’m not sure its even over yet either. Pitt could get a deep bomb and get 3…..
No kidding.
Neither defense has inspired confidence to eliminate that thought.
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Yep
My buddy and I just were talking about that. I see a quick drive against a tired Cincy Defense to send Pitt to the BCS.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 2:33 PM CST up reply actions
I am assuming that Cincy winning this game helps us
because they wouldn’t take our (or Penn St.’s) at large bid in the BCS. Am I accurate on that?
Yeah.
But, I don’t think either team would earn an at large with a loss. They don’t draw well enough for the BCS bowls.
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They probably wouldn't
take it anyway, but this is more comfortable.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Dec 5, 2009 2:35 PM CST up reply actions
11 Seconds?
Seems like they only ran off 5 seconds on the run out.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 2:34 PM CST reply actions
Stull
Is now arm punting left and right.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 2:36 PM CST reply actions
Exactly
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 2:37 PM CST up reply actions
Heinz Graveyard...
what with how quiet is in there right now.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2009 2:36 PM CST reply actions
Much Like
Spartan Stadium when 7 got 6.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 2:36 PM CST up reply actions
Game Over
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 2:37 PM CST reply actions
Damn, Stull got hurt on the last play
Like I said, I don’t like Pitt, but it would be a shame after the game he had today if they lose him for the bowl game
If so, their frontrunning fans will boo him for being a sissy
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 2:43 PM CST up reply actions
ND
How long before Holly asks Kelly about ND? Four questions?
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 2:39 PM CST reply actions
Wow....
That’s a bad reporter job by Holly Rowe. Gotta ask that question.
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Yep
I guess I shouldn’t try to make any predictions from now on.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
Well, I thought you had the over on # of questions to be honest.l
I was a reporter for almost 10 years and that would have been the last question I asked, no doubt. Allow him to state his case for the championship game and give credit to his kids and Pitt, but you HAVE to ask that question as a reporter.
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Actually, I like that she didn't ask the question.....
Let him enjoy his win with his team without asking him about other teams.
I Like It Too
Although, I fully expected it.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 2:42 PM CST up reply actions
What's the situation
trying overturn Fresno tying TD?
by shada's revenge on Dec 5, 2009 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
Is anyone else as excited as I am for Better Off Ted to come back?
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I never got into that show
But I have been a Scrubs fan forever and am completely embarrassed about this bullshit reincarnation they put on TV last week. Time to let it die, folks.
by shada's revenge on Dec 5, 2009 2:43 PM CST up reply actions
Do yourself a favor.
It is, in my opinion, right up there with It’s Always Sunny in Philly and The League.
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Australian chick is hot though
Agree on the show in general, but I think it could be saved if it were just 30 minutes of the Australian chick. Espcially doing more car washes
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Season 8 Finale
I thought the Scrubs Season 8 finale was a great way to end the series. Very disappointed that the new iteration is of the same name.
This is what makes PSU fans different
We don’t need to root against Pitt. We know they’ll screw it up.
And they all said they were having a better season than PSU.
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
Also, I'm posting here because no one is at BSD
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 2:42 PM CST up reply actions
ummm
what am I, chopped liver? been around all day dude. Missed ya.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
jtothep
You too are always welcome, and probably our second favorite PSU fan here (would be first, but you know Reading has put in so much more work kissing up to interacting with us here). But collectively, you two are prime examples of why the Big Ten has the best fans.
/overly-nice HoyaGoon. (We will now return to our regularly scheduled, snarky, bitter, cynical HoyaGoon)
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
thanks, dude
/slides the previously arranged fiver
I think we’ll all be better served with a responsible return to snark.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Christmas stuff
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 3:07 PM CST up reply actions
Despite how awesome all of our sad fan pictures have been this year...
nothing beats that Pitt hallway for sadness. Its dang near Pryor-like from that game with Penn State last year.
Yeah that was pretty depressing.
There’s something about fluorescent lights and hung heads that just spells sadness.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2009 2:43 PM CST up reply actions
It's ok
They still have nine national titles. And banners too!
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 2:44 PM CST up reply actions
What happened?
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 2:44 PM CST up reply actions
nevermind
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 2:45 PM CST up reply actions
That is awesome
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 2:45 PM CST up reply actions
There's no way Zooker survives this, right?
I don’t care if the AD already said he’s safe….you can’t keep that guy around.
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They don't have the cash
And they’re concerned with some scandal in the university admissions or something
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 2:46 PM CST up reply actions
In short; they're fucked.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2009 2:47 PM CST up reply actions
True.
Forgot about the admissions thing. Honestly, I’m all for him sticking around as long as possible though. He makes me confident in the continued domination of Illinois football by the rest of the big 10.
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Knee Down?
Was his knee down on his run into the end zone?
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 2:45 PM CST reply actions
Nope
Not from the angles I’ve seen so far.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 2:46 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not watching this...
mainly because these comments are pretty entertaining. RIP Zooker.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2009 2:46 PM CST reply actions
Looks like it may be illegal touching though?
Overturning this play on a technicality would be a travesty.
I don't know what the rule is
but the Illinois guy touches it after the WR but before the OL
by shada's revenge on Dec 5, 2009 2:48 PM CST up reply actions
Awesome
Zooker FAIL!
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 2:48 PM CST reply actions
Rejus Benn, if no one has already told you this:
GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
Janikowski!
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 2:51 PM CST up reply actions
He did against Penn State!
/actually it was intercepted and nearly taken for a TD
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 2:51 PM CST up reply actions
From his own 47?
Only if he turns and throws it into the wrong endzone
by shada's revenge on Dec 5, 2009 2:51 PM CST up reply actions
Big props to that Fresno O-Lineman for being so heads up.
Big man was quite the hero there. And I’m still laughing about that play.
Both the TD and the 2-pt conversion were outstanding.
I almost wish the Cincy-Pitt game hadn’t been so fun — I missed most of this one.
Newsflash:
USC still unable to stop middle of the road PAC10 teams from running the ball
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
I blame OSU for this
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 2:55 PM CST up reply actions
Can't remember who
But somebody compared the USC-Oregon game to the 2001 Nebraska-Colorado game and how the latter game marked the beginning of the end for Nebraska being a perennial national power. Too early to tell if that’s the case for USC, this year just may be an aberration. If nothing else, Miami of this decade shows you that constantly losing a ton of talent to the pros season after season will eventually catch-up to you. Will be interesting to see how USC responds.
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Hmm
Never thought of that. I find it unlikely due to Petey’s recruiting, but it’s still an interesting thought
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 3:11 PM CST up reply actions
I heard it as well
It will be a great call by whomever said it if its true. But we won’t know for a couple years if its true.
Its a funny story actually.
by Wad on Dec 5, 2009 3:13 PM CST up reply actions
It remains to be seen
But we said the same thing about Miami’s recruiting at the time (and Nebraska’s as well). USC certainly has a lot more advantages than Nebraska, and can therefore take a year or two long hit, but the ’90s show that things can go south for USC real quick, even with all their advantages (doubly true if Carroll gets the NFL itch again).
It’s not the end, just like it wasn’t for Nebraska, but it may well be the beginning of the end.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Think he'd get that NFL itch?
I mean, his failure was so bad, Twitter could replace the fail whale with his picture in a Jets shirt and everyone would still understand.
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Not really
Don’t really believe he has that itch. But you never know. He seems to love the college coach experience, but he’s egotistical enough to want to “prove” the Jets flameout was the team, not him.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I think it was one of your Boise visitors
The one with the USC law degree?
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
No, it was someone slightly more reputable
Though it may have been on CBSsportsline, so that increase in reputability is almost negligible.
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That might have been Doc Saturday.
I think the bigger problem with USC is losing all his assistants. Lotta brain drain on the sidelines there.
That's really beginning to hurt
That it would happen when Chow left, but he kept on. But it’s beginning to catch-up, especially losing both coordinators this season (and Sarkisian beating him right away).
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hahahaha
If those SC bastards win they might actually sneak their way into the top 14
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by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 2:54 PM CST up reply actions
God I hope not.
Although no BCS bowl outside of the Fiesta wants them. No one from LA travels further east than Vegas.
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Fiesta on the brain fail
meant to say Rose there.
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I think they may still have a shot at the Sun Bowl
Please God yes
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by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 2:56 PM CST up reply actions
they are showing the best plays of the year on cbs
hawks got the sash pic vs. indiana, robinsons td run vs. psu, and the mcnutt slant vs. msu
and tons of tebow gay love
Its a funny story actually.
The Tebow stuff is why I'm watching USC/Zona
until kickoff of FLA/AL
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7 for 6
never gets old.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2009 2:57 PM CST up reply actions
I Was Shocked
When I saw three Iowa plays on the SEC Network CBS. I’ll watch it over ESPN any day though if they want to give the love to Iowa like that.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 2:57 PM CST up reply actions
No Clayborn punt block?
After much consideration, I’ve determined that’s my favorite play of the year.
I agree...
if there is a single play that you can point to and say it launched this magical season of ours that would probably be it. Switch out the A-Rob TD for that and those are my top three.
No joke... McNutt-fest 2009 was cathartic
but watching Clayborn throw that pathetic safety aside is by far more satisfying.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2009 3:00 PM CST up reply actions
and be the play I remember forever
Its a funny story actually.
by Wad on Dec 5, 2009 3:01 PM CST up reply actions
There were quite a few plays like that this year.
Lots of magic.
Reply fail, meant to say
I’ll also always remember his quote about it after the game, “Man, I just wanted to sit down. Haven’t run that much since high school.” Or words very similiar thereto.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Excellent...
My UNH Wildcats are playing at Villanova in a blizzard. The camera lens is covered by a layer of snow…
For what it's worth
Sports by Brooks has photos up of Tiger’s latest mistress. And might I say, she’s by far the best of the group so far. LINK
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Well,
I will say this. If you’re married…I don’t care who you are…gotta keep it in your pants. That said, we’re all human and I don’t begrudge him. He should have been like Jeter and not have gotten married in his prime.
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True
I’ve been married and kept it in my pants (even though others didn’t). He did show he isn’t a robot, though.
Yep.
I’ve only been married for a couple of months, but I believe monogamy is NOT a piece of wood.
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Agreed
If a man is only as faithful as his options (Chris Rock), why would you settle down when you’re Famous and have unlimited options?
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Or, as Chris Rock said
A man might stop chasing women, but he can’t outrun them if they chase him.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
It's seriously time to start calling him
Mutt or Labrador… dude is a hound dog.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2009 3:01 PM CST up reply actions
Here's one Brooks didn't have
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Well after all the smack BSU talked last night
BSU 7- New Mexico State 0 half. Can you just imagine if New Mexico pulls this off. I would laugh for days.
Anyone hear that Lickliter won't be coaching today?
http://www.thonline.com/article.cfm?id=265661
let’s see how this goes.
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Dec 5, 2009 3:01 PM CST reply actions
That sounds like stress induced illness to me...
good find.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
A life without Tim Tebow on Saturdays
just flashed before my eyes. God I’m ready for him to get drafted in the third round.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2009 3:03 PM CST reply actions
that would win me a case of beer
Its a funny story actually.
by Wad on Dec 5, 2009 3:04 PM CST up reply actions
Oh no...
Jacksonville will take him in the second and start him somewhere to get fans…
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Would still win me a case of beer
Its a funny story actually.
by Wad on Dec 5, 2009 3:05 PM CST up reply actions
What idiot made that bet with you
It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care
A florida fan of course
Its a funny story actually.
by Wad on Dec 5, 2009 3:07 PM CST up reply actions
they have already traped over
1/5th of the stadium. It is baaad down there.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
LA here come the Jags
Its a funny story actually.
by Wad on Dec 5, 2009 3:05 PM CST up reply actions
Has it ever been good?
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 3:06 PM CST up reply actions
You're assuming that Jacksonville has a franchise next year...
Can’t imagine that experiment lasts too much longer, right?
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The re-emergence of Vince Young
has helped Tebow more than anything else. Shows that a marginal passer that can run can learn to be a better passer in the NFL.
The difference, however,
is that VY’s throws actually looked pretty. You half expect a flock of ducks to be flying over the stadium when Tebow throws.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2009 3:07 PM CST up reply actions
Plus it wasn't like VY
was all that special right away….he started hot, went down then finally got back into it. He hasn’t been the man for 3 years and was able to learn a lot, which is obvious watching him play.
You have to imagine they will
They can’t sell out their bathtub of a stadium for even Monday Night games.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2009 3:06 PM CST up reply actions
Gene Stallings looks old
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY SINCE JULY
JULY OF 1776
THIS IS WHAT GOD INTENDED FOR THIS COUNTRY
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
Vern sounds like he's actively receiving fellatio
And he’s at “the moment”
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Oh...oh...ohh..ohh with the dagger!
Or is that Larrivee?
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by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 3:10 PM CST up reply actions
That's a good question.
I think that’s a Vern-ism. Not completely sure.
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I thought it went back to when Jesus rose from the dead
It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care
Florida trying to go with the PSU plain look
fail
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
No joke
Phil Knight’s football uniform handy work found it’s way to the east coast.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2009 3:11 PM CST up reply actions
I Love Me
Some southern belles. That’s probably the only good thing about the South.
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 3:11 PM CST reply actions
List:
a) Whiskey
b) Nice scenery. Smokey Mountains, etc
c) chicks, man
d) Bobby Engram
That’s about it
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 3:12 PM CST up reply actions
a) whiskey
b) whiskey
c) bourbon
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2009 3:14 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
+1
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 3:14 PM CST up reply actions
Did someone say whiskey?
Because, after eating this sandwich, I might have to partake in some Jack Daniel’s Tennessee Whiskey.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Dec 5, 2009 3:16 PM CST up reply actions
I got some single barrel jack waiting for later.
love leftover thanksgiving whiskey
Its a funny story actually.
by Wad on Dec 5, 2009 3:17 PM CST up reply actions
Maker's Mark
Kentucky did enough for me today to solidify that decision.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2009 3:21 PM CST up reply actions
I’m not sure I consider that part of Kentucky to be south
Screw em, anyway. PA has Old Overholt
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 3:22 PM CST up reply actions
Holy shit, I forgot BBQ
Stupid of me
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 3:15 PM CST up reply actions
I'm a firm believer in Kansas City style BBQ
So that holds no meaning for me.
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OK Joe's for Ribs
Gates for everything else. Though the “customer experience” at Gate’s often leads me to say fuck it and do Joe’s.
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Actually,
southern burgers are really really good. Coleslaw, mustard, and chili.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2009 3:16 PM CST up reply actions
Umm
So shotgun 3 wide is a big deal in the south? Seriously?
Shit, Iowa was running 5 wide.
This is pathetic
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
That's exactly what I said at RollBamaRoll
you woulda thought Lunquist saw an alien the way he reacted.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2009 3:16 PM CST up reply actions
Has anyone ever wondered what would happen if Danielson met Daniel-San?
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
one of em
would get his leg swept.
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florida looks retarded in those unis
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Flawed statement
You assume Florida DOESN’T look retarded at some point.
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No doubt
Besides, it won’t look good when blood spurts all over Spikes’s jersey after he pokes Ingram
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by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 3:17 PM CST up reply actions
McElroy scrambles like Clausen
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
Or Mark Sanchez.
head first dive fail.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2009 3:16 PM CST up reply actions
Out of curiousity
Do you guys think the eventual heisman winner is playing in this sec game
Its a funny story actually.
CHOSEN ONE
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
Just Heard That
And wanted to vomit.
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 3:18 PM CST up reply actions
Keep us posted, Argulor.
I have DirecTV (no mediacom channel), and I refuse to pay the Big Ten Network.com for a game that should be on a channel I already pay for.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 5, 2009 3:20 PM CST up reply actions
Ok, so who are we rooting for?
I hafta go with Bama. I like their evil coach
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
I hate Urban Meyer. Hate him.
He’s worse than Carroll. I want to see him cry tears of pain.
Roll Tide.
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by MissouriHawk on Dec 5, 2009 3:20 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Agree
I also want Florida to lose to TCU in the Sugar Bowl
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by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 3:21 PM CST up reply actions
Oh God yes.
I hate wishing ill will on Tebow. It’s not his fault the media worships him, and to be honest, he doesn’t do a lot to encourage it. It’s more Meyer I think, thus I hope Florida loses out.
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I concur with you, MOHawk.
I don’t hate Tebow. In fact, he seems like a nice guy to me. However, with each passing day, I am more convinced that either Tebow or Urban Meyer is in fact, the Antichrist.
And I don’t mean “I hate him so I’m going to call him the Antichrist.”
I mean that “Meyer or Tebow might someday reach the ultimate heights of power and begin a new world order which will lead to the rapture, the slaughter of innocents, and a glorious reappearing of the Lord.”
Sorry, I went a bit overboard there for a second.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 5, 2009 3:30 PM CST up reply actions
No worries.
I think it’s Meyer. Tebow, for the situation he finds himself in, appears to be incredibly grounded.
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I've no idea what that means
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 3:23 PM CST up reply actions
They like to sing
after they beat anyone. Google it, it’s actually quite funny.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2009 3:25 PM CST up reply actions
I know what it is
But I don’t think THEY know what it means
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 3:25 PM CST up reply actions
I actually wouldn't doubt that either.
What the fuck is the yellow hammer for??
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2009 3:27 PM CST up reply actions
State bird of Alabama.
"Hollywood made a movie of my life. The film had me proposing to my wife on the football field. I would never misuse a football field that way." -Crazy Legs Hirsch
by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 8, 2009 9:07 AM CST up reply actions
Danielson just suggested that
Tebow is also responsible for Bama’s undefeated season! (…by forcing Bama to take McElroy)
Classic
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 3:20 PM CST up reply actions
Perfect
But only because it’s an SEC kick
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
Such spee....
I mean leg strength.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2009 3:20 PM CST up reply actions
His leg moved so fast
It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care
Rolando McClain vs. Maurice Pouncey
Umm, I’m taking McClain.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Every time I hear "Pouncey"
I think of the Kelis song… ’I’m Pouncey…".. I suck.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2009 3:24 PM CST up reply actions
Shocking news:
Alabama may have a better defense than FSU
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
Don't tell anyone I said this, but Florida hasn't played anyone
Ooooh, LSU and their non-offense
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 3:24 PM CST up reply actions
Arkansas!
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Chortle
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 3:26 PM CST up reply actions
But, but, but...
THEY PLAY IN THE ESS-EEE-SEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
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ha ha
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Perfect!
I’m counting how many times they say that word
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
Jtot:
PSU leading Temple 19-15 in the first
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
It's not often a commercial can cause me to NOT do business somewhere
But Kay Jewelery will never get a fucking cent of my money.
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IT'S OK
I’M RIGHT HERE
DON’T LET GO
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 3:27 PM CST up reply actions
will you
go to Jared’s instead?
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Nope.
Honestly, I swore up and down I’d NEVER buy from a mall jewelery store. The wife and I (fiance at the time) went to Helzberg just to do some idea shopping. Found the ring she wanted and the customer service was so good, along with the price of course, I went back the next week and signed my life away for it.
I would highly recommend them to anyone. At least the location at the Columbia Mall in Columbia, MO.
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Make it stop
We really need to turn “He went to Jared!” into some kind of sexual innuendo. Like one girl would ask her slutty girlfriend how her date went, and the answer would be “He totally went to Jared on me.”
by Brock Sampson on Dec 5, 2009 3:31 PM CST up reply actions
I am totally supporting this.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2009 3:31 PM CST up reply actions
Perhaps we can use that as an innuendo for "back door"
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This would be funny...
except didn’t they recently show a TV ad where there are a bunch of kids talking about their dad giving their mom some jewelry? And they definitely say “He went to Jared.”
Gross.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 5, 2009 3:33 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Good call.
I forgot all about that ad.
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THEY'RE SO CUTE AT THIS AGE
I mean, who writes that?
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 3:35 PM CST up reply actions
No idea.
It frustrates the hell out of me as I work at an ad agency and know those folks are making millions of dollars more than we are. Death to them. Business death…not an actual death, of course.
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That was the ad that gave me the idea
I’m a horrible person if you can’t tell.
by Brock Sampson on Dec 5, 2009 3:40 PM CST up reply actions
Horrible people
make great comedians. As long as you don’t sell out to Disney or Happy Madison.
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Saw an Aussie last night on HBO
named Jim Jefferies. Unbelievably funny. Not sure if I’d wanna hang out with him?
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
I think I'd hang out with just about anybody from Australia.
It’s the only other country I’d ever consider moving to.
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Agreed, in principle
This dude could get you into some serious trouble. My not sure if I’m gonna make it out alive days of partying are largely over.
Aussies do rock, tho.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
You and me both.
I’m heading to Kansas City in a bit to hang out with some buddies from college. We’re all about 30 or 31 now…trying to stay out until bars close is rarely something that happens anymore.
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I was just going to say something like that.
Same goes for Jared’s.
What's Penn State? Blue and white
Iowa? Black and gold
Bama? Crimson
Arrogance
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
Spikes just got smoked by the center
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Gouged by the center, thank you very much
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 3:29 PM CST up reply actions
That was awesome,
that dude was movin.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2009 3:30 PM CST up reply actions
beat you to it, gary
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Bama will run all over Texas
Another SEC national champion!
barf
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
Unfortunately
I think they may be right after watching the Texas/Texas A&M game
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 3:31 PM CST up reply actions
love the name
Marqueise
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
What
The Iowa basketball team naw must be someone else in Iowa uniforms!
by nwyms Trebek! on Dec 5, 2009 3:33 PM CST up reply actions
Halftime score of Pitt-UNH game last night:
15-7. ’Twas some sort of record.
:D
Urban Meyer is stressed. My day is getting much, much better.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2009 3:32 PM CST reply actions
I know a Florida "fan"
I believe he started cheering for them, at most, three years ago
Extra motivation for me, you might say
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
I got a florida bud
Umm, I mean buddy. Took him to the LJ 200+ game vs. Sparty in 02. He wore a sweatshirt. It was 23 degrees.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Ha ha
Epic fail on his part.
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 3:34 PM CST up reply actions
Did he die?
Did you drive him to the hospital?
Since you took him to a game, I asssume he wasn’t a douchebag. “No one cares how Percey Harvin is performing in the NFL, man!”
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 3:35 PM CST up reply actions
Good dude
A UF grad, not a douche. I hooked him up with cold gear. dumbass.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Perfect blocking, right Vern?
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
Is it just me...
or are Vern and Gary actively cheering for Florida?
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Welcome to the Florida network.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2009 3:36 PM CST up reply actions
Why should this game be any different than the past 4 years?
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Yes!
Roll Tide Roll
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 3:35 PM CST reply actions
Rooooollll... Tide Roll.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2009 3:36 PM CST up reply actions
Two TE set and still right up the middle
damn!
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
If that was Iowa or PSU, they would call it old fashioned and show pictures of combines or coal miners
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 3:36 PM CST up reply actions
That's because we dont have ESSSSS EEEEEE CEEEEE SPEEEEEED!
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Yeah...
but these SEC defenses are soooooooo athletic.
/athletic and stupid.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 5, 2009 3:36 PM CST up reply actions
Great athletes. Mediocre coaches. Sloppy football.
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
Verne was right...
Florida’s D is just buckles down in the red zone
It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care
Great Angles
CBS. I’m sure we’ll get some conclusive evidence from those.
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 3:36 PM CST reply actions
Was Les Jepsen unavailable?
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 3:38 PM CST up reply actions
Ahhh, Les Jepsen.
Many winter nights of my youth were spent watching Les Jepsen’s special brand of basketball on KDSM.
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Yep...
because he is now a sheriff and was arresting John Ameche for sodomy.
Sorry, but that is my go-to anti-PSU basketball joke.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 5, 2009 3:39 PM CST up reply actions
-15
This is like the episode of “Spongebob” where Spongebob fails as a standup comedian.
Sorry, but true
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 3:40 PM CST up reply actions
"Forks! How about those things?"
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 3:41 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah.
I shoot about 28% on my humor.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 5, 2009 3:42 PM CST up reply actions
I thought about saying...
“so, I could play for PSU.”
But then, I realized the joke applied more to Iowa basketball right now. And I decided not to type the joke.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 5, 2009 3:47 PM CST up reply actions
We shoot fine
We just violate the shot clock
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 3:48 PM CST up reply actions
Here's an anti-PSU basketball joke
We’re now tied with Temple
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 3:41 PM CST up reply actions
Thanks Argulor.
Keep it up. If this is going to be one of Iowa’s 8 wins this year, I will want to know about it.
You da man.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 5, 2009 3:38 PM CST up reply actions
PERFECT KICK
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
It makes the games more interesting when FG's and XP's are missed
Of course, when it happens in the Big Ten, it’s just sloppy play.
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 3:38 PM CST up reply actions
Anyone See
Tebow thrusting on the sidelines?
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 3:37 PM CST reply actions
"It's So Sweet When It Hits Your Lips!"
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 3:39 PM CST up reply actions
Dear God.
You owe me a Maker’s Mark for putting that vision in my brain.
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Sorry
I just had to post that. I watched Old School last night and it immediately popped into my mind.
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 3:41 PM CST up reply actions
fuck that's dumb
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Hes still learning the rules
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
A successful Brommer dunk?
Sure enough, Iowa is going to do all the impossible things on a game that is not available on 62% of Iowa TVs.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 5, 2009 3:44 PM CST up reply actions
I call bullshit
With no video evidence (of at least none I’m willing to pay for), there is no way a Brommer dunk happened.
by Pubes in Pink Urinals on Dec 5, 2009 3:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
So Fitting
For Jack Link’s to be sponsoring camera angles with Florida playing.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 3:40 PM CST reply actions
NASCAR would be better.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2009 3:41 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah
But Sasquatch has to be running around in the Everglades somewhere.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 3:42 PM CST up reply actions
And he's a product of media hype and not as good as Odrick
/bitter
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 3:44 PM CST up reply actions
Strange. Yet still perfect
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
I'm not convinced
Chris Rainey has it together enough. Upstairs.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Can we start using "ducksnort"
to describe Tebow’s throws?
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2009 3:43 PM CST reply actions
+1
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 3:44 PM CST up reply actions
McClain read Tebow's eyes
They’re just so perfect
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
To stare into the eye's of the Messiah
is to stare into the eye’s of God himself.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2009 3:45 PM CST up reply actions
Beer Duel #1
Is officially in the books. The girls who are watching the game here are horrified at the drinking that is now commencing.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 3:45 PM CST reply actions
tales! Tales!
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
I won
And they were horrified at how quickly we drank our beers. They also are making fun of me for being on BHGP during this game.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 3:46 PM CST up reply actions
beautiful!
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Yep
Clearly they are not true football fans to Liveblog during a game.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 3:47 PM CST up reply actions
They clearly don't know what
your fingers are capable of. All that typing man, it’s tough.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2009 3:48 PM CST up reply actions
Lundquist:
“Tebow – stiffarm.”
As Tebow is brought down.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
Wow
I didn’t realize he was so untackleable.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
His mechanics
are terrible. Just all in all, awful.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2009 3:46 PM CST up reply actions
Whoa
They have white skill players at Florida? I thought Chris Doering was the last one
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
Cooper is his Jordan Shipley.
I’m sure Verne will mention that they’re roommates approximately 123 times.
so, soo true
Riley Cooper = Jordan Shipley
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
TEBOW FAKE SMASH
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
There's another dumb name
Riley. Don’t mind seeing him pitch whiny fits.
still not as bad as Case (not Casey)
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Agree
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
Whatever happened to good Chrsitan names?
like Tim(othy).
or Urban
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 5, 2009 3:50 PM CST up reply actions
What about "Cooper" as a first name?
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 3:50 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not a fan of Riley or Cooper as a name for men/boys.
Especially Riley, because it seems more of chick name.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 5, 2009 3:51 PM CST up reply actions
better
Sounds more australian. Coopers Ale was my favorite beer down there jr. year.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
I mean, i could see it working
But on this cat, it’s mad cheese.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Wait?!?!
Tebow does not walk over Defensive Lines?
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 3:48 PM CST reply actions
There is a big difference
between DLines, and Cody Lines.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2009 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah
Real lines have Odrick and Clayborn
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by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
Not enough water there.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 5, 2009 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
Eric May DUNK!
Iowa 38-13. Prairie might be shooting 10% and already have a dozen turnovers. 90 seconds left in the half.
I hope there are at least highlights of this game up on BTN after the game.
This may be the game of the year for Iowa.
Coach isn't there
and they are scoring like crazy……hmmmmmmm
by nwyms Trebek! on Dec 5, 2009 3:51 PM CST up reply actions
39-15 at the half.
We’ll see if I keep watching the second half. This football game looks pretty decent so far.
Hmmm
What would CBS do if this game ended at 10-9? Or 12-10? I’m not sure they’re prepared for that.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 3:53 PM CST reply actions
This is an Iowa blog, so why not
Tyler Sash has better stats than Eric Berry
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
Lickliter may be away...
but he left a detailed chart of what to do in each scenario.
http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2009/12/4/1185577/the-secrets-of-the-iowa-offense
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
Which is dumber
The Gator Chomp or the Tomohawk Chop?
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Since Iowa fans do a derivation of the Gator Chomp (sigh)
I think we’re obligated to vote for the Tomahawk Chop.
What is the deal with that anyway?
Is it supposed to be a beak?
It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care
I think it's supposed to be like a hawk beak biting.
I refuse to do it out of protest for ripping off fucking Florida.
Doesn't make sense
Hawkeyes, not hawks
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 4:03 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, but it would be awesome
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 4:04 PM CST up reply actions
Also hard to represent these guys in gesture form
Although if we all did arrow-shooting poses, that would be kind of ridiculous awesome.
This?
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 4:08 PM CST up reply actions
It's the right answer anyway
There is nothing dumber in college football than the Tomahawk chopnchant. I really wanted to make this shirt ahead of the Orange Bowl in 06, but got to lazy:
Your Tomahawk Chop is Dumb
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Keepthe defense off guard Fail
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Ross
everyone reminds me that the Iowa Hawkeye chomp was first.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
"Sorry Billy, Happy Pony's on, and I'm not missing Happy Pony"
Thank you AT&T for that gem of a commercial
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 3:58 PM CST reply actions
That Clear ad was awesome.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2009 3:59 PM CST reply actions
hey wait. Was that the Zooker in that Avatar commercial?
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
I missed this
I’m stuck with some horrible Honda commercial
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 3:59 PM CST up reply actions
it's this guy, somewhat of a ringer
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Zooker
Needs to find a new profession after his abortion of a game in Champbana today.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 4:02 PM CST up reply actions
agreed
He’s gotta go the Orgeron or John L Smith route and sign up with Kiffin or Petrino as a specialty teams coach/recruiter.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
He's not...
water-skiing, texting while drunk, or doing the things below, so I can’t tell if its him.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 5, 2009 4:07 PM CST up reply actions
Is that J Leman in the tea cup in the background?
No doubt making sure our nation’s tea cup-based theme park rides are safe from terrorism.
Looks like it to me.
But with no American flag necktie, it is impossible to confirm.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 5, 2009 4:09 PM CST up reply actions
Awesome
C’mon ’Zona
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 4:00 PM CST up reply actions
whee
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 4:00 PM CST up reply actions
Ferentz isn't THAT conservative
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
Oh my
How do you get taken down by the punter!
punters have SEC speed
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 4:03 PM CST up reply actions
That was just an all around solid tackle.
And the punter didn’t even show off after words. I would have in his spot. haha
Don't be hating on the punter
one of the best tackles I ever saw was Butthead (Kevin Butler) from the Bears destroying a returner.
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Dec 5, 2009 4:04 PM CST up reply actions
boom
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FhCgLeuO0I
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 4:05 PM CST up reply actions
The pain of the hit
plus the sting of the taunting you’ll take
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Dec 5, 2009 4:07 PM CST up reply actions
Speaking of hits
Here’s a hilarious video that I got at work the other day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhxK8P0h5Fk
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 4:05 PM CST up reply actions
daaaaaaaaaaaammmn!
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Best Part
The Helmet to Helmet the kid throws at the end. Awesome that it came from a six year old
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 4:09 PM CST up reply actions
My favorite part
is the two kids on the left in the first play… they look like they’re dancing?
That is obviously a 25-year-old midget
I demand an investigation
by Brock Sampson on Dec 5, 2009 4:12 PM CST up reply actions
Punter Stud!
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Beautiful shot of the Georiga Dome...
more like an awful shot of the parking lot. What the fuck is the point of a blimp at a dome game?
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Only works
When it’s flying over Jerry Jones’ masterpiece ridiculously over priced stadium.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 4:06 PM CST up reply actions
Successful Fast Break, Brommer Dunk and Made FT
It’s the truth.
Also, Brommer has a dunk too.
Iowa up by 20+ at the half.
At first I thought you were talking about a SECOND Brommer dunk and my bullshit detector was going off like crazy.
Then I realized you were just describing the dunk Argulor mentioned earlier. Whew.
Hell of a job, Ross
with that thread opening picture and caption.
Wanny wrote a whole new choke chapter today
It never gets to be easy
They were actually up 21 when I made this post.
But I had faith in the Wannstache’s powers of collapse.
And I was vindicated.
Wannstache
Is probably funneling scotch into his gullet at this moment to numb the pain of that loss.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 4:12 PM CST up reply actions
Coach Lick might be really sick
According to HawkeyeInsider’s Twitter feed:
“Something serious might be going on with Coach Lickliter. Hearing he might be in surgery right now for a pretty major deal.”
Hope that is wrong
As much as I dislike his system do not want to see him be in ill health
by nwyms Trebek! on Dec 5, 2009 4:11 PM CST up reply actions
Agreed
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 4:11 PM CST up reply actions
Same here, despite my joke below.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 5, 2009 4:12 PM CST up reply actions
I'm going to make a joke here,
and maybe I shouldn’t.
Lickliter refused to have surgery at UIHC because they don’t do things “the Butler way.”
Sorry.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 5, 2009 4:11 PM CST up reply actions
Wow.
I thought Mays was off to the races there.
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YES!
Shove it down Florida’s fucking throat Alabama. Awesome!
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 4:14 PM CST reply actions
Gary's high
On ‘In Phase’ about now.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Sad Day in Denver
My team’s “Barrel Man” passed away today.
http://www.9news.com/news/article.aspx?storyid=128282&catid=339
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 4:17 PM CST reply actions
BTW, I have no rooting interest per se,
but I’lll be at the Chiefs/Broncos game tomorrow. I don’t go to many NFL games, so I’m a little excited.
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Root
For your wallet to hold enough cash to afford all the beer you’ll need to drink to make it through that game. Both teams are horrible.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 4:19 PM CST up reply actions
Oh I know.
I’m hoping to be hungover enough and/or drunk enough from tailgating that I won’t have to buy any beer at the game. You are correct Ross, GREAT place to watch a game. Best game I’ve seen there was the Mizzou/KU game a couple years ago when they were both Top 5. I drank 3/4 of a bottle of Jameson, a flask of brandy and God only knows how many beers. It was teh awesome.
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Living in Missouri,
I’ve felt the need to adopt one team down here. As I’m a Cubs fan, all of STL is out of the question. Mizzou has a soft spot, but I’m not a true “fan”, so the Chiefs fill the role for me, though i don’t really care too much.
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They must be talking hockey for those 3 Minnesota titles, right?
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No, basketball
But it was Clem Haskins, so they were stripped by the NCAA
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by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 4:18 PM CST up reply actions
Hooray!
All is right with the world again.
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Just cleaned out the cats' ears and gave them flea medication
Needless to say, the in-house mood’s at an all-time low.
I’m sure you all care so much about the cats at my place.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
We All Care
At least you don’t have a bunch of girls giving you and your friends the stink eye as you funnel beers while screaming at the TV, and hating on Tebow.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 4:20 PM CST up reply actions
you had me at
bunch of girls.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
You've totally got it all over me
I’m minus both the beer and the girls.
by Brock Sampson on Dec 5, 2009 4:21 PM CST up reply actions
Trust Me
I’d rather be minus the girls right now. I’m glad I’m not dating them like my friends are, they are having to explain football to them.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 4:23 PM CST up reply actions
We're more interested in the fattening up of your gf
Will you be able to sqeeze into those underpants by Christmas?
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Did Lundquist say...
that Notre Dame had Doc Blanchard and Glenn Davis?
That was Army?
Lundquist may be officially retarded.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
WOWW!!!!
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
Lundquist
Is a better ballet announcer than football?
Verne: The SECCG is a child's game
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
10 minutes to go:
Penn State – 29
Temple – 27
sigh
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
34-30, Temple
/kills self
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 4:21 PM CST up reply actions
Temple's good, no shame in that.
It’s 1987, right?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Sure
That makes us defending national champions
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 4:23 PM CST up reply actions
Might be like our UNI...
Temple is in Philly after all.
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True.
But I think PSU plays Temple in football every year, too. So more like ISU, maybe. There’s no difference between the Big 12 North and the MAC, right?
Not ISU
We have like a 7-for-1 deal with them or something like that. We play in Philly every few years to keep PSU alums there happy.
Plus ISU actually wins every now and then
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 4:25 PM CST up reply actions
They've never beaten Paterno
I think they’ve won at most 3 games all time
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 4:27 PM CST up reply actions
Basketball goes way back
We played them when we were in the A-10
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 4:22 PM CST up reply actions
It's technically a rivalry
I think. RR, back me up on this one?
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2009 4:22 PM CST up reply actions
Temple football is our jobber
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 4:23 PM CST up reply actions
We crushed them in fencing
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Off Topic here,
5 Star Wars status updates from College Humor. These made me ROTFLMAO. LINK
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Awesome
Those are hilarious!
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 4:27 PM CST up reply actions
Outback now has Aussie sheilas in bikinis?
I’m hungry!
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
I highly doubt this
I’m with the Iowa fans anyway. MANCOTT OUTBACK
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 4:26 PM CST up reply actions
I missed this
why the mancott?
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Coach Lick
Any updates about Coach his kids were not at the game according to the paper
You beat me to it, but I included the link.
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-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 5, 2009 4:26 PM CST up reply actions
Lickliter news.
Gazette article:
http://gazetteonline.com/blogs/docs-office/2009/12/05/iowas-todd-lickliter-wont-coach-today
Sounds like it could be serious, as all the Lickliter boys were also not at the game?
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
Holy shit.
Thoughts and prayers for the Lickliter family.
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Register says...
Likliter was in the hospital for several hours on Thanksgiving day with migraines.
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-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 5, 2009 4:29 PM CST up reply actions
That might mean big trouble
Just hope it is something easy to fix. I am afraid it might be stroke related. Watch my Dad go through that would not wish it on anyone
by nwyms Trebek! on Dec 5, 2009 4:32 PM CST up reply actions
"When Harry met Sally moment"!?!?
I have no comment for this.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2009 4:27 PM CST reply actions
I am bored
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
Why'd he step out?
pussy.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Seriously
If he wants to be in the NFL he can’t do that. Fullbacks have to lower that head
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by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 4:29 PM CST up reply actions
"Remember: You've got to stop him every play"
Ugh
/ties noose to ceiling rafter
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 4:29 PM CST reply actions
Yes!
Throw our Savior out of bounds like a man!
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 4:29 PM CST reply actions
If you want to be authentic about it
Go down to Home Depot and get some 2 × 4s and some nails. I’d offer to pay, but y’know, student-athletes and all.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
This comment does not shock me OPS
Menards is closer to me in Chicago though
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 4:34 PM CST up reply actions
I'm hungry
but all I have in the house is a can of Rotel and some Velveeta left over from about 2002. Any ideas?
Find a Hair Salon
I hear they have some recipes they can share.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 4:31 PM CST up reply actions
Time for another Beer Duel
Florida scoring is serious enough for me to funnel a full beer into my gullet.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 4:31 PM CST reply actions
What's the challenge about?
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
The Challenge
Was for who was paying for the case of beer that we have to get at halftime. We’re down to 4 Natural Lights leftover from a party a couple weeks ago.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 4:33 PM CST up reply actions
Them's some high stakes!
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
I don't have to pay BTW
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 4:34 PM CST up reply actions
Champion!
You’re my hero, dude.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Unfortunately
Tebow is the hero to all of us. Or didn’t CBS send that memo earlier?
Alas, the typing is going to go downhill quickly, I’m struggling to focus on the screen at the moment.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 4:35 PM CST up reply actions
drnksn pstso r a bdge of honourr
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Big XII Drinking Game
May result in my death this evening. Either from the alcohol, or how much I piss these girls off. Hopefully they’ll just get disgusted with my comments, and go somewhere else.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 4:38 PM CST up reply actions
PERFECT
I think that’s 5 now
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
Gary's best work all day
You know what you gotta say about Florida? You gotta kill em.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
May JUST missed throwing down on some kid with 3 inches on him.
Just couldn’t quit get the flush. Did get fouled though.
Be sure to tell us if you hear any news about Lickliter.
I guess his whole family is not at the game. He might be in the hospital
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by WaterlooChazz on Dec 5, 2009 4:35 PM CST up reply actions
Radio must be in trouble...
…because they were saying that May was elbow high above the rim (maybe a "Te"bow reference fail). I know that’s bogus because we don’t have anyone with “athleticism.”
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Dec 5, 2009 4:39 PM CST up reply actions
Apparently Iowa is 1 three pointer away for the single game record?
With 9 and a half minutes left in the game? Crazy.
Do the bluehair Gatorfans stand the whole time?
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
You can't spell "Martin Grammatica" without "Ingram"
I have no idea why this occurred to me.
by Brock Sampson on Dec 5, 2009 4:36 PM CST up reply actions
Is that stat right?
52 plays of over 20 yards for Bama? With that defense? Scary.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Well, Florida has played great offenses this year
Like Georgia and LSU
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by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 4:36 PM CST up reply actions
Ok, yeah. Wow.
Wow. That was… whew. That was something. Wow.
Oh – and hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, also.
by Bucketochicken on Dec 5, 2009 4:55 PM CST up reply actions
They'll never have a 10 win season
Ever.
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 4:37 PM CST up reply actions
brutally and deliciously Wannstachian
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
And this was their best season since this
Good times
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 4:39 PM CST up reply actions
Mark Fucking Robinson
Never remembered Marino being such an armpunter.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Okay
Both of them are drunk and so is the spotters for them
Nice block by Upchurch there.
That guy’s going to be a fine replacement for Ingram.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
HOW DARE YOU POINT OUT OUR SAVIOR'S SHORTCOMINGS!
You shall be smitten when he rises from the dead.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 4:41 PM CST reply actions
Umm
They’re already smitten
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by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 4:41 PM CST up reply actions
How did we not sign him?
Bad miss on our part. Needs to lose the Southern frat boy bangs, though.
by Brock Sampson on Dec 5, 2009 4:43 PM CST up reply actions
Ugh
Did ’Bama’s defense decide not to show up for the end of the second half?
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 4:42 PM CST reply actions
I doubt they would do...
surgery this quick, on a Saturday, if it was cancer.
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-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 5, 2009 4:46 PM CST up reply actions
Jon Miller tweeting
that radio team has been told Lick is fine, and will be fine.
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Drunken Verne
ACtually guessed that it was an intentional lateral.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Tebow
I think he got a bit of a boner when he saw that big Defensive Lineman running at him, Verne will take care of that in a minute.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 4:44 PM CST reply actions
tee hee hee
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
What is Urban up to?
Is Urban about to jump the shark and go for it?
PSU had the ball and a chance to take the last shot and they get a freaking offensive foul
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
I know no one here cares, but J's here, so that counts
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 4:48 PM CST up reply actions
AASDFADFADS
Down by 3, Battle doesn’t even get a shot off
sigh
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by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 4:52 PM CST up reply actions
Urban
Looks like he wants to punch this lady.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 4:51 PM CST reply actions
Looks like Traci's worked on her non-microphone hand placement
They both had their hands on their hips this time. Last time, she had a pretty firm grip on his lower back
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Christ
First play I see when we flip over to USC/Zona is USC running it into the end zone.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 4:53 PM CST reply actions
Yep
Just finished the last Natty Light that was in the fridge. Now I’m waiting for the new stuff to get here when my friend finally gets back.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 4:56 PM CST up reply actions
Just now got done watching that.
Oh man…
/Illini’d
by Bucketochicken on Dec 5, 2009 4:56 PM CST up reply actions
FTL
FTW
What else you suggest for halftime fodder?
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
I got nothin'.
I just flipped over to USC-’Zona and am bored by everything but the big Polynesian hair poofing out of every third helmet.
that's the route I went up
felt the same way, and ended up at me myself irene.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
FTW, as in "convincing Rejus Benn to not even consider staying"
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 4:58 PM CST up reply actions
holy shit
chicky babe is lobbin eme right in there.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
awesome says Verne
was good form.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
fuck
$123,000? What a fucking way to pay off med school debt! Unbelievable.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Wow
Great punt coverage by Zona
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 4:59 PM CST reply actions
Word on the street...
is that Devan Bawinkel has attempted and made a free throw. These reports are still unconfirmed until we see video footage, as there’s no way that’s true.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
What's a "Devan Bawinkel"?
"Once you get them running, you stay right on top of them, and that way a small force can defeat a large one every time... Only thus can a weaker country cope with a stronger; it must make up in activity what it lacks in strength." - Stonewall
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2009 5:02 PM CST up reply actions
We appear to be turning it over like crazy in the second half, I am periodically checking the box score on espn
and every time I look we seem to have another TO or 2
Heh.
Just going by the box score… no way I was paying $3 to watch.
I don’t know whether to be impressed or concerned that May had as many boards as Cole, Fuller, and Cougill combined. We’re going to think happy thoughts today, so we’ll go with “impressed,” I guess.
Also: the box score says there was a NICK NEARI sighting? Wow.
Wow
Just caught the Illi-fail. Just, wow.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Dec 5, 2009 5:03 PM CST reply actions
Same here.
That was just unbelievably fail.
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You still laughed a little, though, right?
by Bucketochicken on Dec 5, 2009 5:07 PM CST up reply actions
A little?
I scared the fucking dog I laughed so hard.
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Beer Time
Two cases of Bud Light, and a fifth of Sweet Tea Vodka should tie us over until the Big XII Championship game. Plus, Lou Malnati’s showed up right after the beer got here.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 5:05 PM CST reply actions
frick
my scene is an eighth of that. Speakin of eighths….might be the go.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Sweet Tea Vodka
is crucial to feed to chicks when you’re watching football. It’s a sure down fall for them. They’ll get drunk, and stop caring about us making terrible comments.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 5:10 PM CST up reply actions
Sounds wise
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
In heaven there is no beer...
…that’s why we drink it here.
Hey, they play it at Carver-Hawkeye, too.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Dec 5, 2009 5:07 PM CST reply actions
First time for everything.
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Nice.
Brando just called Illinois"the fighting Zooks". That’s an announcing win.
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Ha! Heard and thought the same thing
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Yeah, that was just outstanding.
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Crazy fat guy on CBS just predicted Iowa to the Orange Bowl.
Because the Fiesta would take the loser of the Floribama game. He probably gets paid 6 figures to analyze college football. FML.
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yeah, who the eff is that guy?
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
No clue.
Which is why he’s analyzing college football on CBS.
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Getting back to the ad discussion from earlier...
I love the GEICO ad where the pothole is apologizing for giving the car a flat tire. Fucking hysterical.
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OH NO, DID I DO THAT?
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 5:15 PM CST up reply actions
dude are you in my head?
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
It's like I'm Ferentz...
and you’re JoePa.
BURN!!!!!
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no doubt
/hangs head in shame (except for me being JoePa, which brings mountains of pride)
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Very true.
Nothing to be ashamed of being compared to JoePa.
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fuck I set you up for that one fat, tho
jeeesh!
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
I know...
Call it an epic fail on my part. I’m getting set to walk out the door for the night and my head is no longer in the right place apparently.
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was thinking the opposite
thought you hit it out of the park.
Have a good night out.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
No alumnus of The State...
…should ever be reduced to cutting ads for beef jerky to make ends meet.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
C'Mon
Some of those commercials are comedic genius. Can you seriously say that the guy getting thrown off his bike after he slides into Sasquatch and sprays him with water isn’t quality work?
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 5:17 PM CST up reply actions
I want ...
to dip my balls in it!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Dec 5, 2009 5:21 PM CST up reply actions
Any worries . . .
about a Florida loss? I know this sounds ridiculous, but my football-knowledgeable wife (yes – I’m the luckiest man ever) swears that some commentators wonder if, even on a loss, they won’t fall to less than #2 in the BCS. Any chance that the votes allow such a travesty to happen?
Never happen.
No way they keep two undefeated BCS conference champs from playing for the title.
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I totally agree
I just had to check with the more knowledgeable BHGB crew. She thinks its a legit worry, but I’m with you; there’s no way the voters keep Texas out if Florida loses.
I think with a texas loss it could be possible though.
TCU wouldn’t be able to jump both those teams quite possibly.
what is she wearing
as she purports these possibilities?
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
A little inappropriate dude
though I appreciate the attempt. For the record, jeans and a sweater.
Ok boys
I’m off for a night of drinking on the Plaza in KC. Iowa gear will be worn, shit will be talked to any Huskers fan I bump into. Huzzah bitches.
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Godspeed Sir
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 5:30 PM CST up reply actions
Marqueise!
(I’m not gonna say in yo mouf here)
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
awesome drive
what a catch
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Sad Tebow!
His tears can quench the thirst of all believers.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 5:28 PM CST reply actions
They must
First roll over his spiritual writings on his eye blacks.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 5:29 PM CST up reply actions
Now how the fuck is a roll-left
cross-field throw, over the shoulder catch by the TE a gimmick play?
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Love the slow motion replay of Meyer's reaction
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 5:31 PM CST reply actions
Florida's got a couple of iffy skill dudes
They’ve never really had a RB. Rainey’s a puss, if not a dull tool in the shed. Demps hasn’t demonstrated that he’s a football player. Just a sprinter.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Awesome
I see she took my drinking game advice to heart for the Floribama game.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 5:36 PM CST up reply actions
what'd she want?
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
That was not bad from Gary
noting the point at which the pass rush stops rushing up field.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
I love that Bama's got a Marqueise
on both sides of the ball.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Arizona Update
Arizona 21 – USC 17 2:36 left in the fourth quarter. USC is facing 3rd & 15
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 5:37 PM CST reply actions
Barkley
Threw a terrible bomb to the sideline, 4th & 15, we’ll see what Carroll dials up here
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 5:38 PM CST up reply actions
Turnover on Downs
Arizona takes over with 2:20 left, no timeouts for USC
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 5:38 PM CST up reply actions
barkley
3-9 on 3rd downs, 2 wasted TO’s
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
He lives in LA...
…of course he’s got speedo pictures.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Dec 5, 2009 6:29 PM CST up reply actions
Stoops tryin to fuck up the clock mgt
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
he had his headphones off
but had to put em back on b/c of bad math.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Wow
Tebow must have convinced the referees that Pass Interference no longer needs to be called against Florida.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 5:40 PM CST reply actions
Divine Power
is what Tebow uses, not Jedi Mind tricks.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 5:42 PM CST up reply actions
Tebow Forgives
Your transgressions, now go say 12 Hail Tebows, and 14 Our Urbans
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 5:48 PM CST up reply actions
How long has the Sun bowl been sponsored by Brut?
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Yep
I love it
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 5:42 PM CST up reply actions
me too
I haven’t checked in on Conquest Chronicles all season, but this weekend might be the go.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
+1
For that idea
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 5:44 PM CST up reply actions
Noooooo
I live in the TC and I would rather not hear them crow about beating USC. Even this Diet USC team.
Hmmm
Which team do I hate more…… I live in southern Cal and the abuse I could give USC fans makes me disagree with you
by nwyms Trebek! on Dec 5, 2009 5:49 PM CST up reply actions
oh my gawd
You couldn’t have burned those three seconds? I kinda hope USC burns em on it. Can’t fucking stand clock fuckups.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Why not just run straight backwards and turtle up on the 30 or so?
Didn’t matter, of course. more BARKLEYFAIL.
Ha! Even fucking better
Barkley takes a sack before even launching the Hail Mary. Unbelievable ineptitude, however unlikely the success, on both sides of the ball.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Yes!
Mike Stoops comes to the aid of Iowa, and earns a Holiday Bowl invite.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 5:46 PM CST reply actions
he sounds like he's got McNutt in his mouf
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Gotta think the Sun Bowl and CBS
would have loved Stoops v. Stoops, no matter how much they would have hated it.
it's a beautiful sight
trench warfare, and dominance by the Oline. Beautiful football.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Charlie Strong going all-out
to impress Louisville. They must be drooling over his team’s inability to stop anyone today.
YEAH!
Hold up those four fingers! Time to bring this one home Tide.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 5:50 PM CST reply actions
Is it okay if I hold up just one finger?
by Brock Sampson on Dec 5, 2009 5:51 PM CST up reply actions
Yes
As long as it’s not toward Tebow, you might find a swarm of locusts descending upon your home.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 5:52 PM CST up reply actions
I am not holy enough to even look at him
Whenever he comes on the TV I prostrate myself on the floor.
by Brock Sampson on Dec 5, 2009 5:53 PM CST up reply actions
I have a going problem
Roommate is in the shower, and I have to pee. Good thing we have a kitchen sink.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 5:55 PM CST up reply actions
Please tell me
that you meant you can blast the hot water in the sink and get him to come out of the shower.
by Brock Sampson on Dec 5, 2009 5:57 PM CST up reply actions
That's what the laundry room sink is for
I’m not a barbarian!
by Brock Sampson on Dec 5, 2009 6:00 PM CST up reply actions
For the break
Here’s an inspiring video for ’Bama:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjRxdrg9BtU
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 5:51 PM CST reply actions
Yes
Such a great scene.
“What do we say?”
“Go BAMA”
“Roll Tide”
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 5:54 PM CST up reply actions
nice
I like the group laugh track
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Tebow
Having a temper tantrum on the sidelines is priceless.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 5:54 PM CST reply actions
Zona Beats USC
Niiiice!
Pimpin' Hawkeye Football Ain't Easy
by Confederate Hawk on Dec 5, 2009 5:57 PM CST reply actions
Hey, he's not a miracle worker
Oh wait…
by Brock Sampson on Dec 5, 2009 5:59 PM CST up reply actions
My Mastercard Commercial
One bottle of Sweet Tea Vodka: $18
Two cases of Bud Light: $32
Three Lou Malnati’s Chicago Deep Dish Pizzas: $42
Watching Tim Tebow throw a temper tantrum on the sideline with your friends: Priceless
There are some things money can’t buy, for everything else, there’s Alabama football.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 5:58 PM CST reply actions
Yes
We can show fans from the first 9 Iowa wins, unfortunately, I think our fans would show up during the game that I shall never speak of again.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 6:01 PM CST up reply actions
Description
Tebow was in the middle of the defensive huddle between the 3rd and 4th quarter looking very pissed off, and screaming at his defensive players. He kept pointing, throwing his arms around, and spinning to look at everyone. I thought he might cry.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 6:01 PM CST up reply actions
Correct
But my version brings a smile to my face. Plus, we replayed it on the DVR with all of us making up what Tebow was saying to his team.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 6:03 PM CST up reply actions
17 play drive
Mannish.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
The way they're fellating Cody's block, you'd think he'd sent the guy into the upper deck.
Instead of, you know, being able to help out on the tackle.
Bingo
It was a pretty good illustration of why you don’t put Cody back there. A more agile FB plants that guy three yards deep.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
I like A-Rob and Wegher, but...
(sigh)
Ingram would’ve been like Greene 2.0. I mean, he can fucking catch, too.
Can you imagine us last year with
a two headed attack of Greene + Ingram.
The other team would have just quit at half time.
Wow Ten Commandant's reference
I bow to your obscure knowledge
by nwyms Trebek! on Dec 5, 2009 6:07 PM CST up reply actions
I was saving it all day
but that was definitely an incomplete pass. I guess his Messiah was there, in the replay booth.
by Brock Sampson on Dec 5, 2009 6:08 PM CST up reply actions
That was the original title of "The Dirty Dozen."
It was gonna be a screwball comedy about POW camp wardens. Telly Savalas bitched and bitched though, so you know…
by Bucketochicken on Dec 5, 2009 6:20 PM CST up reply actions
Old movie
Heston as Moses
Edward G. Robinson delivered the line
by nwyms Trebek! on Dec 5, 2009 6:14 PM CST up reply actions
I didn't even get it
you put two of them together. Chief Wiggum was Hank Azaria’s attempt at an Edward G. Robinson impersonation.
They have actually used that line
in at least two episodes of the Simpsons that I can think of.
by Brock Sampson on Dec 5, 2009 6:19 PM CST up reply actions
nice play
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Daniel-san
You literally have to cut the head off the snake.
He’s advocating an on-field circumcision?
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
by jtothep on Dec 5, 2009 6:09 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
AWESOME
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 6:10 PM CST reply actions
"It might be over for Urban Meyer and Tim Tebow"
I’m rewinding to hear that over and over again during the break
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 6:11 PM CST reply actions
Tebow's eye shadow Bible verse this week is John 16:33, I looked it up
“And God said unto the Israelites: FAIL”
Awesome
Pure genius sir
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 6:19 PM CST up reply actions
Question
Orange will have to take Cin. then they will want BSU
Fiesta Iowa TCU?
Assuming the Longhorns don’t screw up
Orange takes ACC champ, not Big East.
BE champ is a floater (pun intended). Not sure how badly Orange would want BSU.
Only 5 picks for Tebow this year. HA. Why Stanzi could throw 5 in a quarter.
by houksyndrome on Dec 5, 2009 6:13 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
He can walk on water, which means he can overcome the rolling tide.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 6:21 PM CST up reply actions
Minor surgery, 1-2 days in the hospital, then they're evaluating after that
People seem confident that he’ll be fine soon.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Impaled by a javelin.
He was horsing around in track practice again. Stupid Lickliter, always goofing off.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Tebow's Supper
Tebow took bread, gave thanks and broke it, and gave it to the Gators saying: “Take and eat, this is my body.” In the same manner also, he took the cup, and when he had given thanks he gave it to them saying: “Drink ye all of it. This is my blood, shed for the forgiveness of sins. This do as often as you drink it in remembrance of me”
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 6:28 PM CST reply actions
Pam & Bob Tebow
Mary and Joseph
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
"Verne eats hot dogs to keep hydrated up here"
Sweet Jesus Tebow, it’s official, Verne is blowing someone between breaks.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 6:30 PM CST reply actions
Traci gave them
So many paths to go down.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Bucketochicken's going for sushi?
hmm.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
At least he's not going to KFC
That would just be cannibalism at that point.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 6:32 PM CST up reply actions
Ingram and Colt
WTF did he not see Gerhart last week
Exactly
He’s a white Running Back though, so by rule, he is not eligible for Heisman consideration (serious consideration that is).
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 6:35 PM CST up reply actions
Gerhart
My brother was all pissed about Gerhart being in the talk because Shonn Greene largely wasn’t last year and Greene put up better numbers according to him. We looked at it after the Notre Dame game and it turns out that Gerhart has put up BETTER numbers than Shonn Greene. My vote is for Gerhart: 1750 yards and 26 TDs plus they beat USC and Oregon in back to back (?) weeks.
by shada's revenge on Dec 5, 2009 6:37 PM CST up reply actions
Tebow
Crying on the sidelines: PRICELESS!
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 6:39 PM CST reply actions
I thought Jesus
was supposed to cry tears of blood
by shada's revenge on Dec 5, 2009 6:40 PM CST up reply actions
you have been saved
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
with AK-47s as well!
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Sorry - wasn't being flip.
I think Florida will continue to be good. It will be interesting to see how Meyer recreates them w/o Tebow. They became way too reliant on him, especially this year.
Yeah thats kind of what I thought too.
I know they’ll be good but its a long and treacherous journey to try to get back to being a national championship contender (I guess that goes without saying really, oh well)
I wonder if they might enter the period USC was in from 06-08.
Very good, but prone to a few losses here and there. Especially in the cutthroat SEC.
I do feel like you have a window where you can do really special things and when that closes, it’s hard to get back to that level. USC had it with Bush/Leinart/White in 03-05. Florida seemed to have theirs the last few years with Tebow. This is probably the end of Texas’ current window with McCoy.
Yeah I thought that was stupid
and classless. Can’t you just celebrate your team going to the big show without mocking the other team. Losers
by shada's revenge on Dec 5, 2009 6:41 PM CST up reply actions
He'll be remembering it
at ND, right?
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
There will be at least a few Florida fans
who hope he does go to ND, because “he’s taken us as far as he can”, you just know there will. Hopefully Cook can unearth a couple for the next Schadenfreude column.
by Brock Sampson on Dec 5, 2009 7:05 PM CST up reply actions
Joke all you want
But what does it mean for mankind that Tebow cannot defeat Sata—err, Saban?
whoa
will he be able to roll back the stone?
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Tebow
So choked up he cannot even speak
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 6:42 PM CST reply actions
Very true, what he did was classy. I still will not feel bad for mocking him though.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 6:46 PM CST up reply actions
Absolutely Not
For all the man love he’s received all season
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 6:44 PM CST up reply actions
They're not mutually exclusive
He can be a good guy and classy in defeat, and we can not be dicks for mocking his holiness.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
double negative fail
Mocking him not equal to dick
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
"Thank You, Tebow Bless"
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 6:43 PM CST reply actions
Ok, going to HyVee for liquor and cola
Then McDonald’s to get that Coke glass to drink it out of. Be back for Big XII game, TUF Finale, and keeping on eye on my NW Missouri St. Bearcats going after their 5th straight title game appearance
I am a NWMSU grad and very proud of them
by nwyms Trebek! on Dec 5, 2009 6:44 PM CST up reply actions
Go Cats!
Do you get College Sports TV because I don’t. Trying to find them on ’net
by shada's revenge on Dec 5, 2009 6:45 PM CST up reply actions
Ingram
just gave all Glory to Tebow
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
This oughtta be good....
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Alright Gentlemen
It’s been real today, but I must now focus my attention on buying more beer, and beginning the Big XII Drinking Game. I will be sure to try and video one of the many beer duels that will take place this evening. Hook ’em Horns!
Oh, and Tebow Bless all of you.
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by recoveringfratguy on Dec 5, 2009 6:49 PM CST reply actions
word
good times today. thanks for allowing me in y’alls living room (mine was a little too hoops-heavy early)
holla
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Apologies if it's been covered in the previous 1,000+ comments, but BCS picture.
BCS Title Game: Bama vs ?
Autobids: TCU, Cincy, Ohio State, Oregon, (GT or Clemson), (Texas or Nebraska)
At Large Lock: Florida (Texas if they lose)
At Large contenders: Boise, Iowa, Penn State, (GT if they lose)
Technically Eligible: VT, BYU, (possibly Miami or U$C if GT loses)
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
opps
scratch U$C good job Zona
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
So you guys aren't Nebraska fans tonight?
It’s a shame there isn’t a playoff in college football, because today’s been terrible. No good games at all, right?
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Dec 5, 2009 6:53 PM CST up reply actions
Just terrible.
Especially that Illinois game. I mean honestly how man WAC beatdowns do we need to see?…..haha
Out of here for awhile
Thanks to all for your humor and insight
Alright, heading to the bar...
…where I’ve got a bunch of buddies meeting me to play the Big12 drinking game (we’re even gonna add some of the original Lushberger rules from 2002 Texas- – for extra drunken-ness), but I’m not sure how the beer duels will go down. We’re going to a blue collar hole in the wall, so they might adopt it as the new way of solving problems (ya never know).
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Dec 5, 2009 6:54 PM CST reply actions
I'm not ready to give ingram the Heisman
he might not be the best guy on his own team, much less the nation. As much as I hate Mac Brown and Colt I love Jesus II McCoy, he is MUCH more important to that team.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
I like him more than ingram
don’t get me wrong…ingram is great but not Heisman worthy.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
It's ok. Think happy thoughts.
Like this: Lil Red locked in a garage with Brent Metcalf, and only one “man” leaves.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Dec 5, 2009 7:07 PM CST up reply actions
Wow
Leave it to Willie Nelson to sing a really creepy version of “Amazing Grace” for the Lost commercials
Never Watched it until this Spring
then I watched the first three seasons in about a month on Hulu. Then I lost interest in the 4th season
by shada's revenge on Dec 5, 2009 7:10 PM CST up reply actions
Sounded like him anyway
Don’t know if it was for sure
by shada's revenge on Dec 5, 2009 7:09 PM CST up reply actions
I know it hurts our BCS chances
but there’s a part of me that would love to see Texas fuck this up. It would make a big mess for the BCS, and probably Boise would get frozen out. It’s not that I have anything against Boise, I’m just a much bigger fan of hypocritical hand-wringing and teeth-gnashing.
Much as I'd like to see Iowa go to the Fiesta Bowl
I agree that would be fun, both for chaos purposes and for Boise-fucking purposes.
Dammit.
And my parents and sister still live there and have to interact with Nebraska fans.
I don’t think I could do that to them.
I can't live with a Nebraska team in the BCS
there has to be another way this BCS could blow up!!!!
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
My order of hate
ND
Florida
Other Florida teams
Alabama
Other SEC team
Nebraska
USC
and now Boise…
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Actually...I'm kidding
I like Boise…they’re good for college football. But that douch who came over hear soured me big time.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Triple Threat match?
Let TCU into the Big XII for one night only, and make it a tables, ladders, and chairs match.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Dec 5, 2009 7:14 PM CST up reply actions
Part of the plan is that Nebraska would be
humiliated by somebody in the Fiesta.
by Brock Sampson on Dec 5, 2009 7:15 PM CST up reply actions
an even more public hurt....interesting
I like your thinking.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Too bad Nebraska's play-calling
makes KOK look like Mouse Davis.
by Brock Sampson on Dec 5, 2009 7:20 PM CST up reply actions
Anyone else hearing
Rumors of a BSU-TCU Fiesta Bowl? I know they talked about it on TV, but is anyone hearing anything else about it? Where did it come from? Any truth to it??
'They are who we thought they were!'
I can't imagine it
last year when they played…32K in San Diego at Qualcomm…that place hold 72K. Total bomb.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
I love you, Stoops...
and I’ve read you mentioning this on several threads today.
You have to remember, it was the Poinsettia Bowl, not the Holiday Bowl. While neither of these schools has great tradition, it is still a minor bowl, and it was played two days before Christmas (December 23 of 2008 was a Tuesday).
You tell me, if Iowa goes to a bowl game like that, do we bring even 10000 fans? Nope.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 6, 2009 1:27 AM CST up reply actions
Dennis Dodd mentioned it this morning, too.
He’s employed by CBSSports.com, though, so they may be using the same intel.
It doesn’t sound that plausible to me, though.
It would be a lovely gesture to prove college football isn't all about money
And, many people would be fired afterward.
by Brock Sampson on Dec 5, 2009 7:24 PM CST up reply actions
It would be like watching a Northwestern home game
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
The Cinncy players said Kelly
promised them he is going nowhere and then said, get this, “he’s not like Coach Dantonio”…wow.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
He sounds like he would provide plenty of new reasons to hate ND.
Which would be grand with Weis and (likely) Clausen departing this year.
I don't think ND wants him
either. I think they may make a run at Meyer now.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Not like Dantonio
You mean he WON’T play convicted felons? Because that would be nice.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
FASTER KNOCKOUT TONIGHT
Texas over Nebraska or whoever wins the Houston Alexander-Kimbo Slice fight on Ultimate Fighter Finale?
Bob Stoops is so happy about the ND rumors
he is under a simdgen of heat after this season. The crazies down there have been writing editorials to the newspapers. But the fear of losing him has shaped everyone up. That, and beating the snot out of Ok. St.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
NEW THREAD
http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2009/12/5/1187377/championship-saturday
Go there.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
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