The Secrets of the Iowa Offense: REVEALED!
by RossWB on Dec 4, 2009 11:42 AM CST
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It all makes sense now.
Let’s hope the rest of the Big Ten doesn’t get ahold of this.
by Pubes in Pink Urinals on Dec 4, 2009 12:06 PM CST via mobile reply actions
A brilliant explanation...
of our calamity on the court.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
"dribble three steps and jack up a three"
This is also my favorite move in pick-up basketball, which is why I dominate at the YMCA. I use Division I basketball strategy.
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Dec 4, 2009 12:52 PM CST reply actions
You mean the Iowa strategy.
then the other team score rather quickly.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Dec 4, 2009 1:40 PM CST up reply actions
Pretty easy to dominate
When you’re playing on an empty court. ;)
Why make a trillion when we could make... billions? ~ Dr. Evil
by Leftcoast Hawk on Dec 4, 2009 2:37 PM CST up reply actions
You clearly have never seen me shoot a basketball
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Dec 4, 2009 6:11 PM CST up reply actions
This explains a lot
We’re a six-on-six girls basketball team.
by Twin Cities Hawk on Dec 4, 2009 2:01 PM CST reply actions
Wow.
Thats it! I knew I’d seen this style of play somewhere… It’s like 1984 all over again!
by Bucketochicken on Dec 4, 2009 2:13 PM CST up reply actions
Maybe that's it
Someone needs to explain to Coach that our boy’s uteri will not be damaged by a game plan that involves movement.
Said, if for no other reason, to avoid making Pat Angerer angrierer.
by The Bacon Explosion on Dec 4, 2009 3:02 PM CST up reply actions
Brilliant Analysis
however, I think you accidentally omitted the “are you lacking athleticism with no desire to hustle or play fundamental basketball?” box. “If no, please go immediately to the registrars office and sign your transfer slip.”
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Dec 4, 2009 4:36 PM CST reply actions
Just to be clear -- I didn't make this.
GhostofBTT on HN made it; I’m just passing it along.
But, yeah, there would certainly be ways to tweak it. I mean, I don’t see anything but throwing the ball out of bounds or throwing the ball into heavy traffic and that’s a key component of our offense too.
The "are you lacking athleticism with no desire to hustle or play fundamental basketball?" box should be followed with a yes option that says “Keep your Anthony Tucker jersey on.”
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 5, 2009 11:33 AM CST up reply actions
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