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The rules of engagement (per College Game Balls):

Before playing pick a side North (Oregon State) or South (Oregon).

  • Whenever your side gives up points it’s 1 drink for 3 or less and 2 drinks for 4 or more. 
  • 1 drink if the LeGarrette Blount punch is mentioned, 3 drinks if they show the video. Then promptly fist pump. 
  • If your side is the North it’s 1 drink for every dumbass Jesse Palmer comment, if you’re the South do the same for Craig James. (honor system in play here for what constitutes a ‘dumbass comment’) 
  • Any time an announcer mentions the last time Oregon State was in the Rose Bowl was 1965, take a drink. 
  • Any time an announcer laments the fact that somebody who isn’t USC is going to win the Pac 10, finish your drink. 
  • If Erin Andrews says something along the lines of, "it’s getting loud in here", that’s 3 drinks. 
  • Any time the game is compared to the actual Civil War, finish your drink. 
  • Any time Phil Knight is mentioned, 2 drinks. If they show him, that’s 5 drinks. 
  • If an announcer segues from Chip Kelly to talking about Brian Kelly to ND by saying "speaking of Kelly", finish your drink. 
  • If there’s a reference to Appomattox Court House, finish your drink. 
  • Anytime, anything, about Oregon’s uniforms are mentioned that’s 2 drinks.

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Can't believe no one else has posted yet about the "Pac 10 Championship."

What a great game tonight. Two solid teams playing all out for a chance at the Rose Bowl. The only it could have been better would be to have been in prime time on Saturday instead of Thursday and have Ohio St at home vs Iowa go into overtime. I thought the playcalling tonight was pretty aggressive and fans of college football got to see great play from both offenses and defenses. It was impressive, but I thought the game at Ohio St was a step above. Oregon will bring it to Ohio St, but they are not USC “dream-breaker” type of competition.

by HawkeyeRecon on Dec 4, 2009 12:22 AM CST reply actions  

Hey!

What’s so civil about war anyway?

Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.

by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Dec 4, 2009 8:48 AM CST reply actions  

What I want to know is

War, what is it good for?

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Dec 4, 2009 9:12 AM CST up reply actions  

Don't know what its good for..

But I’ll rally round yo family wit a pocket full o’ shells!

/totally fucking rocks out!

Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.

by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Dec 4, 2009 11:00 AM CST up reply actions  

I played that drinking game on Thursday night...

and my funeral is scheduled for Monday. Stop by for a free ham sandwich.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 5, 2009 11:34 AM CST reply actions  

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