The Hawkeye Bitchmade Anthology: Volume 2 - Matt Scott

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Dec 27, 2009 8:00 AM CST in Iowa Hawkeyes Football

On the second day of Christmas, HFMR gave to me: Matt Scott

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For the music for the next one...

Unless you’ve made all of them already, may I suggest…

Rachmaninoff’s piano concerto 2…

Its gloomy, Russian, and it sounds like something you’d play at a state funeral in Eastern Europe, for a terribly in-effective plutocrat.

"Wow. You know you have problems when even the cheerleaders know you suck." ~ Pain in the Sash

by Leftcoast Hawk on Dec 27, 2009 2:46 PM CST reply actions

he looked like a ballerina getting screwed into the ground like that so many times. I’m surprised his knees didn’t explode death star style.

Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.

by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Dec 28, 2009 8:32 AM CST reply actions

Bitchmake = done

This game effectively ended Scott’s season and because Foles is a Sophomore as well may have ended his Wildcat career as a starter.

Seriously, what isn't better with bacon?

by The Bacon Explosion on Dec 28, 2009 11:53 AM CST reply actions

Yep

Basically made the same point I was going to make. Iowa’s bitch-making of Scott was so complete he got benched and Arizona remade their entire offensive identity following our game.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Dec 28, 2009 11:14 PM CST via mobile up reply actions