The Hawkeye Bitchmade Anthology: Volume 1 - Austin Arnaud

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Dec 26, 2009 1:03 PM CST in Iowa Hawkeyes Football

On the first day of Christmas, HFMR gave to me: Austin Arnaud

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Enjoyed the video so much I thought I'd head on over to YouTube to 5 star it.

Only to find out that you’ve got 4 others, and they’re all just as great. Quality series. Well done, sir.

by The Mexican't on Dec 26, 2009 4:25 PM CST reply actions

Tisk Tisk

You’re the naughty little child that searches through his parents’ closet to find his Christmas presents early.

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Dec 26, 2009 6:50 PM CST up reply actions

I thought twice about announcing the existence of the others

Until I realized that they’ve been on the web since November. At that point, I just assumed I was the slow kid.

by The Mexican't on Dec 26, 2009 8:46 PM CST up reply actions

@ about 1:05, he throws about the same tantrum that Michigan’s back-up QB did after he threw that INT that sealed the game for us. You know, the QB “dammit” shitfit. I like seeing opposing QBs throwing shitfits against us.

"Wow. You know you have problems when even the cheerleaders know you suck." ~ Pain in the Sash

by Leftcoast Hawk on Dec 26, 2009 7:45 PM CST reply actions

So you beat a down-year 8 win USC team for the first time in when?

I saw some good secondary play there. Unfortunately you secondary will decide squat in the Orange Bowl. I saw no pass rush and no run D. Better find a better vid…;)

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by Jaxon on Dec 26, 2009 8:24 PM CST reply actions

Wait...

Are you serious? You do realize that’s not USC, right?

However, since you’re apparently a GT fan, I’ll explain. The video above is a reference to Iowa’s “bitchmaking” of the QBs it faced this year. It’s not really a demonstration of the entire defense, so much as a video that shows just how badly the Arnaud was embarrassed.

by The Mexican't on Dec 26, 2009 8:50 PM CST up reply actions

ROFLMAOWSMPCILSH

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off While Shitting My Pants Cause I’m Laughing So Hard.

Finally, Jamie Pollard has succeeded. He has successfully tricked someone into believing they are USC. Consolable. Very, very Consolable.

Taint the Water Tower!

by FireEveryone on Dec 26, 2009 8:52 PM CST up reply actions

Big +1...

….actually more of a regular sized +1.75 (at least).

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Dec 29, 2009 12:50 AM CST up reply actions

Seeing as how Ga. Tech throws

the ball roughly once in every 10 plays, you’re not really going out on too much of a limb by saying that the secondary won’t be a factor.

by TarHeelHawk on Dec 26, 2009 10:17 PM CST up reply actions

My favorite part about this comment?

The fact that he saw the video and assumed it was USC.

Would you like some more gasoline for your giant flaming bowl of FAIL, sir?

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Dec 27, 2009 1:49 AM CST up reply actions

OK, here's your better video

This is your comment, put to action.

by Twin Cities Hawk on Dec 27, 2009 8:58 AM CST up reply actions

How in the tits do you write a sports blog when you can't identify USC from Iowa State?

… seriously…. this is just puzzling.

/O'keefe'd

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 27, 2009 1:13 PM CST up reply actions

Haha

It’s the new logos, man. Part of Jamie Pollard’s master plan to phase out the old Cy logo that screamed “we belong in a mid-major conference somewhere.”

And really, looking back on the season, there was no way that ISU was going to overcome the sheer talent level of this Hawkeye team. Fuck, you guys are in another goddamn BCS bowl this year. I feel slightly better about 35-3 when it’s 35-3 to a damn good Iowa team that’s going to the Orange Bowl.

But yeah – Arnaud isn’t Seneca Wallace or anything. He’s not going to beat Iowa. He’s just not that caliber of athlete. When we get down early and he has to start throwing, we’re fucked about 70% of the time. Thank god the Golden Gopher offense is nothing short of anemic this year, and we have a shot in the “we’re still amazed we’re playing in December” bowl.

"I am so proud to be your coach." -Paul Rhoads

by CyHawk on Dec 28, 2009 12:12 AM CST up reply actions

That had absoultely nothing to do with what I was commenting on, but ok.

/O'keefe'd

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 28, 2009 6:14 PM CST up reply actions

That is just too comical........

I mean, really.

Life is hard. It's really hard if you're stupid.

by Bluzmn on Dec 28, 2009 10:38 AM CST up reply actions

Crap

I think I know where this is going.

Still, I would like to suggest you make a bitchmade video for Northern Iowa’s kicker. I mean, come on. Two blocked kicks?

OHHH! haHA!" – Gus Johnson

by ReadingRambler on Dec 26, 2009 9:10 PM CST reply actions

That would be nice.

Although, to be quite honest, my favorite bitchmade experiences are always the Darryl Clark variety.

/O'keefe'd

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 27, 2009 1:10 PM CST up reply actions

Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid...

Tech fans, this is but a preview of what is to come the first Tuesday in January. That guy wearing #9 is the man we refer to as “The Vulture.” He picks footballs out of the air that are the lame ducks falling harmlessly to the earth.

They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!

by recoveringfratguy on Dec 27, 2009 1:44 AM CST reply actions